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Clips from 30 Rock - Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper (S06E06)

"We're a train wreck you cannot look away from!"
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"My love tank is empty!"
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"Hey."
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"For God sakes, D'Fwan, I'm working."
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"You were two hours late, you stole all my hangers"
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"and, yeah, I'm drunk."
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"I'm on vacation."
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"All my children were taken away."
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"that Angie is starting her own clothing line?"
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"Why don't you control your dog?"
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"Looking forward to it."
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"Excuse me, "gays" at Bravo..."
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"Handle this with the same delicacy"
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"Jack Donaghy is late for our meeting."
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"You didn't have a drink. Wha?"
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"- You're Liz, right? - Hey, Randi."
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"No judgments, but to me, Liz Lemon is a sex maniac."
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"Don't even let Clinton know about this."
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"I've gotta run, Sam."
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"I can see I'm not wanted here."
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"did she waste $700 on crying lessons"
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"Oh,"
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"about what my mother in law said in my office."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Tanaka think he's at school,"
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"If everything goes according to plan,"
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"- Thank you, Gus. - No, Jack."
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"Which is funny,"
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"Oh, what's funniest... Is that's he's both."
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"Now he's opening up a restaurant"
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"They're so fat and juicy."
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"Did I get involved when Portia took"
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"at Randi's domestic violence costume ball?"
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"of this fight between you and Virginia."
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"go to the cony island beet market."
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"You're talking about electricity."
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"I would feel for Liz."
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"I am dealing with something real here,"
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"Blur it more."
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"Oh, don't worry."
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"That was nothing."
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"Very good, nice seeing you, Lemon."
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"But Virginia said she knows what you just did for Jack."
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"The feud's over."
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"Now I'm just looking forward to this trip."
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"Our celebrity marriage is on a breakup collapse."
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"It will be contentious"
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"Next week on Queen of Jordan..."
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"So we were able to arrange a prisoner swap next week."
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"Eew."
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"She was nasty."
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"Eliza Beth."
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"Down. Down."
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"That's perfect!"
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"Hey, girlfriend."
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"Don't learn to talk."
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"And I don't know if I should."
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"Jack I... God, what is this?"
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"But she is at such a fun age."
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"As you can see, the numbers look pretty good."
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"I did, but I didn't want to."
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"Lisa, D'Fwan doesn't talk about people behind their backs,"
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"There's the gang!"
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"Because we should do a movie together"
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"No."
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"Trying to get a little camera tiempo."
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"- What was that? - Damn, you two."
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"I hope you're at peace with your God, Tracy Jordan."
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"I'm cheating on you!"
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"not on a mannequin at Avenue."
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"My glasses."
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"and I'm up to date on my mortgage payments."
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"It is a sex plane."
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"Thank you, Gus."
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"Hey, watch it."
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"You have no class,"
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"I'm Daphne."
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"Rude."
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"This is Sam Lockwood with the State Department."
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"Uhhuh."
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"Eventually, you won't even know they're here."
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"- Where's Jack? - Boob monster!"
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"It's my way till pay day."
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"It's complicated."
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"British guy, rich dude, James Franco."
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"Thank you, gays."
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"so I got all her old hand-me-downs."
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"I want a divorce or whatever."
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"And it's not just Mr. Donaghy and this oriental matter."
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"Fine. Come here."
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"God, these flower arrangements."
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"I find that my target customer sweats a lot"
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"Great episode last week."
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"Well, a lady never goes anywhere without a date."
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"No, Sam, the military brings her back."
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"It's just futons and jacuzzis."
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"But more than that, I'm gonna do nothing."
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"We're under budget and in line with projections."
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"I already explained to them what I said."
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"I said I did not want Avery to know about Rus."
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"the mythological founder of Russia?"
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"I can't let you in."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"After what happened betwixt you this morning?"
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"I think I'm just anxious"
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"Rude."
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"and she's totally shady."
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"I shouldn't have lost my temper."
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"Nobody's even noticing it."
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"Who's gonna wear this now?"
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"Where is he?"
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"Shh!"
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"Randi, now that Barbara's dead, I need a nanny."
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"Can I be honest?"
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"Previously on "Queen of Jordan"."
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