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Clips from 30 Rock - Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper (S06E06)

"Now this show is the..."
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"Angie, I'm sorry, but I have to take this other call."
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"What? No, you don't..."
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"Rude!"
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"This is Jack Donaghy."
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"The CIA captured a North Korean spy."
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"In exchange for my wife, they get their spy back,"
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"They just got Nash Bridges."
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"Obviously, this is a very personal matter,"
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"with which you handled"
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"Not to be racist, but white guys are typically punctual."
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"I'm sorry I got so real,"
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"I've never been so disrespected in my life."
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"And I've gone to and worked at the post office."
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"Mrs. Jordan, Mr. Donaghy sends his apologies,"
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"but he is unable to attend your meeting."
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"Oh, no."
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"That man is about to get some cheese with that."
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"That catchphrase is improving, baby!"
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"Looks like you need a girlfriend."
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"I have a girlfriend."
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"I'm really close to the whole Q of cast."
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"So I know they're gonna pull me into all of their drama"
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"and I'm gonna be on the show a lot."
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"I'm supposed to have a meeting"
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"with Jack Donaghy."
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"I know they're not married."
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"Jack's probably busy, Angie."
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"His wife was kidnapped, but now she's coming back,"
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"and all these cameras are around,"
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"so they've been following him everywhere."
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"Jacks' not just blowing me off."
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"He's trying to ruin my big night."
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"No, Angie, what's happening with him is cra..."
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"No, what's happening is the cheek fashion show."
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"That's what people wanna know about."
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"And Tracy's planning a huge surprise for me at the end."
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"I don't know, Liz. It's a surprise."
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"Do you know what a surprise is?"
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"A woman's power comes from her silence."
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"I thought it was very brave of you to pose"
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"for Playboy against Playboy's wishes."
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"I need a date to Angie's fashion show"
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"and Tracy tells me that you're, you know, the village bicycle."
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"What? No. Why would he say that?"
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"I've been with the same woman for 22 years."
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"- Can someone watch Virginia? - I can't."
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"in benetton ads."
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"I might eat them up, they're so fat and juicy."
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"There aren't even any seats."
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"Ugh, is this one of those ridiculous reality shows"
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"like Ken Burns's jazz? Disgusting."
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"I'm just a little overwhelmed right now."
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"I could use a drink."
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"I'm afraid that while we're on camera,"
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"I can only offer you D'Fwan's boutique wine, "d'fwine"."
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"D'fwine."
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"Please d'fwink responsibly."
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"I'm a part of this as well."
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"I played Avery in the TV movie, Kidnapped by danger."
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"Now you sound like the cops outside of Jackie O's funeral."
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"But I got in there"
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"I suggest you go back to"
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"whatever Florida bathroom you crawled out of."
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"But thank you for looking up on Wikipedia"
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"that I was conceived on a toilet."
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"If a beautiful woman cries and no one hears it,"
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"Jack, when Avery does get back,"
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"I want to make sure we all we're very clear"
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"She said we shouldn't tell Avery about Gus."
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"Gus is someone I've gone into business with"
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"and Avery wouldn't approve of him."
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"Why would she disapprove?"
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"Uh, well, uh, because they dated... at Yale."
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"Gus was a Professor."
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"We do business all the time."
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"Tracy, I know you're planning"
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"a big romantic surprise for me"
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"at the end of the fashion show."
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"So whatever you were thinking about doing, double it."
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"Call Mo'nique."
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"Parachute in and propose to me all over again, you hear?"
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"Angie, I wasn't even gonna go to your fashion show."
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"It's at 8:00,"
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"which is 9:00 am Tokyo time."
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"That's when Takashi's parents leave for work"
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"and we play mass effect 3 online."
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"Now I know you're just saying that"
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"'cause you're a good husband."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Ned Stark is dead?"
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"I want her to be happy."
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"It's hard trying to have it all."
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"You wait here, Bernardo."
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"She bit my."
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"It's work. It's work."
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"It's fine, I'm fine."
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"With Gus, my business partner,"
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"whom Diana mentioned earlier."
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"Gus, there's Gus."
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"Why are you wearing the hat"
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"We're higher up here,"
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"so the sun's electricity is stronger."
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"Well, uh, let's go over the numbers, Gus."
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"Great, well, uh, meeting over."
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"You probably shouldn't have even filmed that, it was so boring."
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"Oh, Diana, you remember Gus, whom you said we shouldn't tell"
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"Avery about because she used to date him."
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"She loved pee."
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"I didn't say Gus."
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"In slavic myth, Rus is the founder of Russia."
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"Why can't Avery know about"
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"Because Jack has invested a lot of money in a restaurant"
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"I'm opening called "Rus"."
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"It is Russian cuisine."
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"Who doesn't love cold, purple soup?"
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"Diana, we're talking about the same thing,"
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"because, as you know,"
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"I'm engaged in with Gus."
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"Right, he is the chef."
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