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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Sandwich (S05E05)

"I am 30 years old, okay?"
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"I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted."
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"That sandwich was the only good thing in my life!"
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"I have enough for one more sandwich."
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"I was going to eat it myself, but..."
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"Mon, that would be incredible. Thank you so much."
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"I still can't believe someone ate it!"
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"Look, I left a note and everything."
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""Knock-knock." "Who's there?""
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"I'm surprised you didn't wear it home. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Want to keep your food? Scare people off."
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"I learned that on the street."
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"Really?"
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"What would you say, Pheebs?"
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"Stuff like, uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub.""
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"Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie?"
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"This'll keep them away from your stuff."
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"Whoa!"
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"Phoebe, you are a badass!"
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"Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop."
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"- Phoebe. - He stabbed me first!"
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"The Brontë sisters were remarkable women for their time."
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"They lived in a patriarchal society."
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"Sorry I'm late, but I left late."
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"Didn't you read it in high school?"
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"I started it, but then there was this pep rally."
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"But anyway, um..."
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"...what's the book about?"
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"It's a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff."
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"It takes place on these creepy moors in England."
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"Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff's character."
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"I totally get symbolism."
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"How would you characterize the theme of this book?"
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"Uh, let's see... Rachel Green?"
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"Ahem, um..."
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"I would have to say that it's a tragic love story."
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"...but, yes. Anyone else?"
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"Oh, oh, oh. Symbolism!"
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"And the wildness of the moors..."
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"...which I think, is mirrored..."
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"...in the wildness of, uh, Heathcliff's character."
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"Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here..."
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"Honey, that was pretty obvious."
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"What do you think? Uh, you in the blue shirt?"
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"I think that, um, yours is a question with many possible answers."
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"Would you care to venture one?"
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"Are you just repeating me?"
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"Okay, then."
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"Why didn't you say you hadn't read the book?"
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"Your note?"
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"Amazing!"
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"...but people at work are actually afraid of me."
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"I've always wanted a cool nickname like that."
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"The best you got in high school was, uh, "Wet Pants Geller.""
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"...people are writing reports for me..."
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"...uh, pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule."
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"I tell you, you get tough with people..."
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"...and you can get anything you want."
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"Hey, Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now!"
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"This was really fun."
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"I've been wondering if you'd ask me out."
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"So you, uh, still wondering?"
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"No. We just went out."
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"Oh."
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"What is that, a blanket?"
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"A video camera? Oh, my God!"
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"No, no, no. Wait."
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"I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having sex on the first date!"
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"Hi."
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"And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, sick?"
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"I mean, I'm disgusting."
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"Huh."
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"The good Joey name's been dragged through the mud!"
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"We're so sorry."
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"It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig!"
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"No, there's a better explanation."
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"Tell them you had to make an adult film for your..."
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"...adult film class."
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"I don't know."
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"I promise to come up with something. Just give us time."
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"All right."
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"But it better make me look really good."
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"And another thing:"
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"Nice!"
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"Ross?"
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"May I have a word?"
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"Of course, Donald."
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"We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part."
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"- What? - Threatening letters..."
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"...refusal to meet deadlines."
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"Apparently people now call you Mental."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, no. Uh, you..."
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"You don't understand. This is so silly."
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"Um, this is all just because of a sandwich."
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"A sandwich?"
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"You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches."
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"Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle."
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"I call it "The Moistmaker.""
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"Ha-ha-ha. Oh, you know what?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I believe I ate that."
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"You ate my sandwich?"
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"A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone."
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"Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?"
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"No, I..."
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"Do you, perhaps, remember..."
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"...seeing a note on top of it?"
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"There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind."
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"That said it was..."
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"...my sandwich!"
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"Now calm down."
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"What?"
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"It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away."
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"You threw my sandwich away?"
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"You didn't read it, either?"
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"I was going to, but I, uh, accidentally read something else."
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"- What? - Vogue."
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"So tell me about Jane Eyre."
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"No, read it yourself."
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