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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Sandwich (S05E05)

"Come on, don't be such a goody-goody."
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"Fine."
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"First you'd think she's a woman, but she's not."
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"She's a cyborg."
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"A cyborg? Isn't that like a robot?"
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"This book was light years ahead of its time."
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"Sorry I'm late. Let's get started."
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"What did you think of Jane Eyre?"
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"Go ahead, Rachel."
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"Um, thank you, Phoebe."
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"What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre..."
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"If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Since that video camera thing didn't work out..."
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"...I thought that I would give you just a little preview."
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"You're naked!"
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"I know!"
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"Ross?"
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"Hey, Chandler."
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"Monica!"
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"I'm fine."
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"I saw a psychiatrist at work today."
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"Which, if I may say, right now is out of control."
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"He gave me a pill for it."
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"A pill?"
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"...because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again."
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"So he offered me a tranquilizer."
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"And I thought it was a good idea."
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"So I took it."
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"They're making you take time off work?"
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"And you're okay with that?"
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"I don't know."
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"It's going to be weird not having a job for a while."
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"But I definitely don't care about my sandwich."
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"It's so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on like that!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"That was not funny!"
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"I snapped, okay? You weren't taking the class seriously."
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"Come on! What is the big deal?"
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"I thought it'd be something we could do together."
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"Fun is good."
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"People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went."
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"Oh."
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"So you really wanted to learn."
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"You know, Pheebs, I just wanted to have fun."
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"You know who should go?"
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"Monica, you asked the question."
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"Oh, my God, that's Monica!"
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"You get away from me, you sick, sick, sicko!"
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"What's going on?"
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"Joey has got a secret peephole!"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no!"
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"He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken and looks at them!"
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"Give me that!"
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"Wait! Everybody calm down, okay?"
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"Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!"
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"I just kind of..."
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"What? No, I'm not!"
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"It's a disease."
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"I am not a sex addict!"
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"Yes, you are!"
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"That's the only way to explain all this stuff!"
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"No, it isn't. It's not."
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"Because you could also explain it with the truth!"
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"What is the truth?"
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"- What's up? - What's going on?"
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"I slept with Monica."
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"Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that."
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"Oh, no."
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"You slept with my sister?"
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"Uh, yes, but it was..."
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"We just did it once, uh, in London."
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"This is not good for my rage."
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"Is this true?"
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"Of course, it's true."
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"How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?"
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"If it happened once, how come we found your underwear in our apartment?"
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"Uh... Oh!"
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"That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London."
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"Right, Monica?"
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"I guess I wanted to keep it..."
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"...as a souvenir."
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"My God, Monica!"
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"No!"
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"That's why she gave you a naked picture of herself."
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"That makes sense."
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"And the video camera?"
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"Uh, Monica?"
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"Unbelievable!"
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"Why? Why would you do that?"
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"I'm Monica."
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"I stalk guys and keep their underpants."
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"Well..."
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"I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not."
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"All right."
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"Now, I'm going to get back to my bucket."
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"You were making a good point."
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"What's up with that girl Monica?"
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"I don't know. I didn't come with her."
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"Hey, everybody! Everybody, guess what!"
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"I just convinced Carl to give us a test."
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"Test?"
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"Come on! Tests make us all better learners!"
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"Oh, yeah! We should have essay questions!"
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"I thought this time I'd go for something more intellectual..."
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""Ross Geller's lunch, who?""
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"- Ahem. - Okay."
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"Not only did no one touch my sandwich..."
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"We want you to speak to a psychiatrist."
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"Look in my office. Some may be in the trash."
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"Uh-huh. When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence..."
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"He has a naked picture of Monica!"
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"Monica."
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"But, sadly, I could not be enticed."
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"Huh?"
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"I know! I know! I know!"
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"All this lying has been hard on us too."
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""Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?""
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"What is going on here?"
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"My sandwich?"
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