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Clips from South Park - More Crap (S11E11)

"Marsh is attempting to break the record again."
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"We thought you should know."
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"He can't beat my nine and a half Courics!"
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"Well, he's going to try."
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"Fine, but he has to take the crap in front of you! In Zurich."
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"Bono, we've never had that rule before."
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"I's the only way you can know he's not cheating."
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"If he doesn't crap in Zurich, it shouldn't count!"
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"Ultrasound is very simple, Mr. Marsh."
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"Just gonna put some warm gel on your stomach first."
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"I see the crap now."
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"I can't say for sure, but I, I'd say it's about..."
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"- 14 Courics. - Fourteen?!"
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"- That's great, Randy! - Can--Can I see it?"
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"is the feces growing inside your belly."
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"I talked to the EFSM and they say Randy has to take the crap in Zurich."
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"In Zurich?"
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"They say Bono is demanding it and that their hands are tied."
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"I'm sorry Mr. Marsh."
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"I-I cannot condone you traveling on an airplane in your condition."
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"It is never safe to fly during your turd trimester."
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"Hi, could I speak with Mr. Bono, please?"
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"Mr. Bono, you have a young gentleman caller."
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"Get the jet ready, Bovis! I've got to be going."
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"Hi, my name is Stan Marsh."
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"My dad's trying to beat your record for biggest crap."
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"Oh right. He can't make it to Zurich, right?"
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"Could you maybe see your way to just letting my dad have this one?"
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"Let him have it? Why would I do that?"
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"Look, you gotta understand, sir."
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"My dad's never won an award for anything. Ever."
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"He doesn't have one single trophy."
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"I mean, even I have a second-place trophy"
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"for most Sports Illustrated subscriptions sold."
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"I have the first-place trophy for that."
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"you got tons of money, a jet,"
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"and the biggest rock band in the world, a hot wife and..."
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"You've been knighted. I mean, at some point,"
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"can't you just kind of... fuck off?"
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"I want people to know that I'm worth something. That I matter."
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"And you can still be number 2."
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"Number two? Number two?!"
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"Nobody calls me that anymore and gets away with it!"
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"- Take it back! Take it back! - I take it back!"
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"That's right! I'm not!"
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"Your father is in grave danger. Come with me!"
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"It must be quite a crap."
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"Come on, Randy. You have to push!"
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"What are you saying?"
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"Because nobody has ever taken a crap that big before."
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"So Bono's newest record is a lie!"
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"Look, I first knew something was wrong"
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"when I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap."
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"- It said he took it in 1960. - So?"
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"So that's the year Bono was born. Then it all made sense to me."
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"How could Bono be so talented, so caring and yet seem like such a piece of crap?"
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"Because he is crap."
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"Don't you get it? Bono is not the record holder..."
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"- He's the record. - Yes."
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"The crap is simply too big, Mr. Marsh. We must perform a Caesarean!"
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"- But then, does it still count? - Oh, no!"
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"I believe that's true."
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"It's not really a crap."
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"There there, Randy. You gave it your best shot."
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"I want my wife. Sharon? Sharon?"
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"- What? - I'm sorry, Sharon."
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"Well congratulations, Bono, it appears your record is intact."
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"- I had a feeling it would be. - Wait! Stop!"
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"Dad, your old crap counts."
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"Bono never took a second crap to beat yours."
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"Get him out of here!"
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"What are you talking about, young man?"
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"Bono was never the record holder! He's the record."
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"It's not true! Kill the kid! I want him dead!"
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"Herr Broloff, what do you know of this?"
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"It's true, I'm afraid."
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"You see, until Mr. Marsh came along,"
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"I was the record holder for the biggest crap."
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"I took it back in 1960."
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"Poppa, no! Say nothing more!"
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"Come to me, my darling precious child."
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"After I had broken the record, I took the crap home."
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"I was so proud of it that I decided to keep it,"
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"to try and raise it like a child."
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"- No, poppa. No, poppa. - There there, my little crap."
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"Don't cry. Here, do you want the biddy?"
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"Does Bono want the biddy?"
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"Yes, he likes the biddy, doesn't he?"
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"Dude."
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"I kept the crap in my office, nursed it, fed it biddy."
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"And soon, biddy made him strong. Biddy made him grow up!"
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"Into one of the most influential figures of our time."
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"Easy Bono, that hurts the biddy."
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"Biddy."
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"My little crap has accomplished many things."
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"But he could never shed the fact that he was really a number two."
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"So he spent his life trying to be number one, in everything."
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"but still seem like such a piece of shit."
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"You have blemished this noble society's good name, Herr Broloff."
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"Have I?"
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"Look at the crap I took all those years ago!"
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"No matter how you look at it, he is still the record!"
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"Oh God, here it comes! Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot!"
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"Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot! Hot!"
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"- My God... - It must be over a hundred Courics!"
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"- Dad, are you all right? - Yeah, I'm..."
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"Mr. Marsh, we apologize and if it's okay with you..."
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"We would like to present you... your long overdue trophy."
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"No!"
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"Oh my freaking Lord."
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"Bono?"
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"Okay, take a deep breath."
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"Bono is now almost six feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight!"
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"Guys, forget it! It's over!"
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"and is the only person ever"
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"Thanks for the news flash!"
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"What the hell do you think you're doing keeping that thing in our house?"
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"Somebody's been keeping it a secret."
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