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Clips from South Park - Cartman Sucks (S11E11)

"It is? Really?"
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"Oh, Mommy, thank you! Thank you!"
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"You have nothing to worry about in school tomorrow."
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"Mrs. Broflovski assured me that Kyle doesn't have the picture."
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"What?"
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"She talked with her son and says he doesn't have it."
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"- Mom, she's lying! - She said she was sure, Eric."
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"Mom, you don't know anything about Jews!"
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"They lie all the time!"
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"Well, Eric, there's nothing more I can do about it."
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"Then that's it. Kyle wins."
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"But he won't win completely!"
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"I can at least rob Kyle of his final laugh."
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"Do you mind telling me how you managed to lose your accountabilibuddy?!"
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"You don't seem to take this camp seriously, Butters."
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"- I've called your father in for a talk. - Oh no, my dad?"
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"Do you understand the concept of hell?"
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"Do you realize that if we don't fix you,"
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"you will burn in a lake of fire for eternity?"
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"Well yeah, but I just don't quite understand what you're fixing."
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"- We're fixing your confusion! - There you are, Butters!"
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"- Oh hey, Dad. - What's he done now?!"
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"Mr. Stotch, your son is insubordinate, unwilling to change and worse yet,"
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"he's lost his accountabilibuddy!"
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"They found him! They found Bradley! You'd better come quick!"
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"Oh Lord in Heaven! Don't jump, Bradley!"
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"No, no. We're fixing you!"
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"Guess you think today is your big day, huh Kyle?"
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"To embarrass me in front of everyone?"
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"Well guess what? I'm not giving you the satisfaction!"
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"Okay students, let's all take our seats."
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"Since it is Monday, we'll start as always with Show And Tell."
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"Who'd like to go first?"
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"Ow! Quit it, dude!"
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"very artsy photographs I've taken in pursuit"
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"of being a respected photographer."
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"A simple aspen grove shot in high-contrast black and white"
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"shows the brittleness of the trunks and reminds one of death."
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"This picture I took just as the sun was rising"
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"and this lonely man was walking to work."
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"A statement about all of our loneliness, perhaps?"
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"He isn't going to actually show everyone."
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"And now this next picture..."
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"Don't jump, Bradley! You will only make God angrier with you!"
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"It's too late."
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"Bradley, please. You're my accountabilibuddy."
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"How will this make me look?"
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"You get back. You're only gonna make things worse."
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"I'm not normal. I'll never be normal!"
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"You're perfectly normal, Bradley."
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"Get back! You're just as confused as he is!"
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"I wasn't confused until other people started telling me I was!"
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"You know what I think? I think maybe you are the ones who are confused!"
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"Yeah."
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"And even that's okay!"
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"Because if I'm bi-curious and I'm somehow made from God,"
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"then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!"
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"I think. I think I'd like to come down now."
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"He's coming down! We did it!"
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"Through the power of Christ we have saved this child!"
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"Well Butters, I guess we might as well go home."
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"- Looks like you're never gonna change. - No. I like being bi-curious."
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"Well you know something? So do I."
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"And this photograph, I took of a sunset near the power plant."
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"make a statement about our impact on the Earth."
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"Which brings us to my last picture."
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"Dude."
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"You can see the grain from the high-speed film..."
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"There's sort of a penis in my mouth right here..."
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"and the low depth of field keeps the background soft."
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"Eric, what the hell is this?!"
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"It's wrong that we still have our troops there. It's wrong!"
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"- And what I think that-- - Eric Cartman?"
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"We got an emergency message from your mother?"
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"Do not show picture. Kyle didn't have it after all."
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"Found it under your desk."
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"She said you'd know what that means, m'kay?"
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"Lame."
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"Is this all you brought us over here to see?"
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"- Butters! - Hey Dad!"
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"Butters, how long have you been doing stuff like this?"
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"I'm gonna go home and photoshop the picture"
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"and what appears to be a penis..."
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"Yes. This is shot at a 5.6 aperture using a low-light filter."
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"Really?"
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"I went home to alter the picture of me"
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"Oh, hello, Mrs. Cartman."
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"Why, you're not gonna,"
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"in his mouth here!"
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"This is just as much your fault, Butters!"
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"What this is, is a statement against the war in Iraq."
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