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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Widow's Pique (S11E11)

"The Blorph alert? This is strange."
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"Uh, um, mmm. Oh, man. I'm out."
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"No, you're not. Hold out your cup."
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"Mankind has a surprising proclivity for sacrifice."
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"Why did you say "mankind" like that?"
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"Yeah. Nobody that's part of mankind"
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"learning to speak like a cool, responsible human like you guys."
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"I'm not supposed to leave town."
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"God, they're gonna move on to Brad."
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"So, no game plan? Just gonna run through an alien ship?"
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"Who are you, and how do you know my name?"
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"He beat Dennis Miller on "Star Search.""
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"What are the schools even teaching these days?"
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"Hayley, I recognize you because I was with Jeff"
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"Oh, you are in luck. He's right there."
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"Hmm. "You're in luck" may have been a bad choice of words."
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"When the collectors encounter something new, they dissect it."
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"Can't believe I forgot that. It's, like, their most famous thing."
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"That's why they're called the Dissectors."
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"You said they were called the Collectors."
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"Did a bit of rebrand in the '80s. Same people who did new Coke."
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"Maybe it's time to focus on the pet you can find."
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"- to make it last longer. - Me, too!"
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"I'm pretending I'm a little baby mouse."
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"That's so smart!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Mr. S., I have to tell you something."
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"There's a reason I'm so much different from when I left Earth."
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"- I'm following. Continue. - My people came across the real Jeff"
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"and the ghost of Sinbad traveling the galaxy."
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"For eons, we have traveled the universe"
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"We had never encountered a human before,"
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"- Well, you came to the right place. - And Jeff told me everything"
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"So I came to Earth to live amongst you."
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"I was supposed to bring you back to the ship for dissection,"
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"- but I grew fond of you. - Ditto."
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"- The real Jeff is dead. - Good."
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"She went to rescue Jeff, and now they're gonna dissect her, too."
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"Something tells me this isn't hair removal!"
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"Brothers, we must stop the collection."
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"- Hubbub, hubbub. - Peas and carrots, peas and carrots."
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"We can't kill her."
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"- She's important to this man here. - Hey there."
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"And he's important to me"
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"They take prescription medication to help them love and laugh."
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"Humans may do all those wonderful things,"
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"- But we must collect. - Perhaps this will change your mind."
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"It's called Fro-Yo, and it's proof of mankind's value."
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"In return for giving us this savory cosmic treat,"
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"Stan, what did you tell him?"
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"We did it! I'm so glad everyone's okay."
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"Not everyone."
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"So you get Jeff back, and I get to hang out with my new bud."
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"You may be Jeff on the outside, but you're not Jeff up here."
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"but there's no bringing him back."
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"If there was a way, I-I'd do it for you."
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"I will have Jeff's brain implanted in my head,"
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"which means I will die, but Jeff will live on in my body."
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"Back on Earth, your dad and his friends"
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"made a sacrifice by giving me their frozen yogurt,"
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"- It was just a little Fro-Yo. - No, the gestures are equal."
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"- So, where is he? - Right here."
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"And good news ... I taught him to swim"
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"Wait. You came back from Jewish camp?"
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"It'll feel so good to have Jeff back ... the real Jeff."
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"Oh, god! I'll never forget you, alien Jeff!"
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"Actually, you will. The Collectors said this ship is equipped"
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"referred to it as "Men in black" technology, right?"
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"and then set out to create it?"
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"And how did they see "Men in black"? So many questions."
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"Anyway, you won't remember any of this, but I will."
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"So, a-after we leave the ship,"
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"But what if he has, like, a-a medical emergency"
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"Can we wait and see? Why don't we just do that?"
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"- Babe? You found me! - Jeff!"
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"- I love you! - I love you, too, babe."
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"And, babe, I did a lot of thinking in space,"
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"I'm willing to be a stay-at-home dad."
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"We can stay at your parents' house and live off the government."
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"- Oh, god. - Oh, hey, Mr. S."
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"but we also encountered a lot of danger ..."
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"Really makes you think that you should be prepared."
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"Maybe it's time to make sure you're prepared"
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"Langley Mutual!"
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"♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪"
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"what you'd do different in your life."
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"Ha ha! That last one was me!"
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"I know that guy."
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"I sent him into space. I wonder if he remembers that."
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"Look, Hayley. I meant what I told your family."
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"You have a job, you provide for your family,"
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"you're a productive member of society."
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"I guess that's just what Roger does, makes things better."
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"Ever wonder why we don't call it a father ship?"
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"So, Andromedan pod monsters be shopping."
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"Oh, no. Honey, no. That is definitely not Jeff."
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"Only question is, what is this alien doing here?"
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"Roger! What does all this mean?"
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"frozen void of space, but you came back a goddamn genius."
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"Oh, god! Oh, god! It hurts! Oh, god!"
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"This is the nighttime, a time we don't normally receive Blorphs."
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"All we're doing is sacrificing a little frozen yogurt"
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"I'm on hold for Langley Mutual, Hayley."
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"Mother... Ugh. Brad's gonna get it."
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"Hmm."
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"so it was decided that I would travel back to Earth"
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"because he taught me what it is to be Human."
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"Hayley, don't be sad."
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"Alien Jeff is gonna stay on Earth and be the new Jeff."
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"Whoa, whoa. Let's slow down there."
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"- none us will know Jeff's an alien? - Nope, not even Jeff."
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"- and we have to ... - Why don't we just wait and see?"
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"♪ We don't cover floods ♪"
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"Bye! Have a beautifull day!"
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"or shooting your name into an old metal sign with a handgun."
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"You would all share your bounty with me?"
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"B-B-B-Body slam!"
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"Hi. I'm Brad for Langley Mutual Life insurance."
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"Is that the guy who works at Panera Bread?"
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"♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
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