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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Widow's Pique (S11E11)

"Tyler Wiley, you like me, right?"
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"It doesn't matter. Just listen to your body, girl."
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"Yes, listen to your body, Becky. We can all hear it."
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"- and no one sells it anymore. - Noooo!"
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"Jeff's back."
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"Francine, honey, can you bring me my gun?"
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"- Jeff, don't go anywhere. - Okay."
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"♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"Oh, she's gonna be so excited. Oh, here's your gun, honey."
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"Oh, I missed you so much!"
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"Hayley, cover your ears. Daddy's gonna make a bang."
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"I know you're excited Jeff's back."
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"Dad, you have to give him a chance."
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"It's a souvenir from the Haverglack galaxy."
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"It's like a clock, except it makes fart noises."
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"This is amazing!"
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"No, no. That guy died."
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"I still can't belive you're back."
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"the movie we paused right before you left"
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"and our lives were put on pause."
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"but I don't smoke anymore."
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"Snot let me borrow his hamster while he's at Jewish camp."
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"And one of the things I realized up there"
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"I was hoping you could help me learn to be a real man,"
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"Greetings, Zebleer. Please update mission status."
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"Good. Have you found an acceptable specimen?"
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"for that stand-up thing you invited us to?"
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"and have three Earth specimens ready to Blorph."
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"Next item is spoon."
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"without warning me he'd be so cute?!"
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"End transmission."
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"Whoo!"
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"- Hey, babe, we'll be back soon. - Okay, but real quick,"
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"Oh, I thought we all knew and we were just going along with it"
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"'cause he's so much better than the actual Jeff."
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"Outfit change!"
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"Open your mind, Hayley. Anyone can be a detective."
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"Mm-mmm. Wow."
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"Oh, yeah, it's one of the finer things a man can enjoy in life,"
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"- Oh, right. My name's Jeff. - No problem, Jeff."
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"Good thing that's easily fixable with a second gun."
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"Okay, clues..."
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"Works kind of like a fax machine but for solid objects."
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"my commercial agent can send me sides for auditions."
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"Did I tell you I'm on hold for a Langley Mutual commercial?"
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"No, the Blorpher! Jeff!"
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"is a species of alien called the Collectors."
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"A-And this machine can get me to him?"
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"- than stay down here without him. - Okay."
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"Smith."
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"Ah, damn. We just went!"
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"Couple of my homeboys from the C.I.A."
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"No, I'm not. Let go. Hayley! Let go, Hayley!"
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"Fro-Yo bros!"
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"- for our new best friend. - Wow."
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"Uh, I guess I used to be such a slacker that I'm still"
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"Not cool. This is not cool."
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"Did you know Jacques Cousteau had a sex room just like this?"
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"You don't recognize Sinbad from "Houseguest"?"
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"when we got caught by these aliens."
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"You were with Jeff? Where is he?"
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"Oh, god. Jeff!"
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"Oh, they are now. They used to be the Dissectors."
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"Ah, look at this. More species for our collection."
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"- Seize them! - Hayley, run!"
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"I looked everywhere for Snot's hamster and I can't find it."
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"You know, in Germany,"
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"goldfish are considered the hamsters of the sea."
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"I know you're lying, but maybe you're right, Klaus."
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"Check it out! I'm taking small bites"
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"Mmm."
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"I'm not actually Jeff."
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"I'm not even human."
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"- Uh-huh. Go on. - My species are Collectors."
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"trying to gather, collect,"
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"But there's something you should know."
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"Fingers crossed you feel the same way"
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"- about your daughter. - What?!"
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"Get me to that ship!"
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"What ... nothing? I'm trying to keep it light here."
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"- Hubbub, hubbub. - Peas and carrots, peas and carrots."
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"They love. They laugh."
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"This is delicious."
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"I will spare the lives of your human and your alien sex slave."
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"I don't want him."
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"But I'm an exact replica of the Jeff you lost."
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"Look, Hayley, I know how much you love Jeff,"
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"- Except there is a way. - I won't do it for you."
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"You would do that?"
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"and now I will make a sacrifice of my own!"
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"The universe is in balance."
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"and hold his breath for the rest of his life."
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"I can't wait to tell you about Jewish camp."
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"Like, did they get the idea from the movie"
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"- How? - I'm immune ... space stuff."
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"Okay? Can we do that?"
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"and I decided that, if we ever have a kid,"
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"And you don't have to work, either."
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"Well, since no one's gonna remember this..."
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"We had a lot of fun here on American Dad tonight"
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"if something bad happens. I know I am."
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"♪ Langley Mutual ♪"
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"Sir, there's a meteor headed straight for Langley Falls!"
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"Take it easy, Joeson. It's probably nothing."
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"Also, we're running low on dot matrix ink,"
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"Daddy, please don't leave."
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"Son, I'm just going to the store to get some cigarettes."
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"No. Your son needs you. End the cycle."
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"Well, this is strange."
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"This is the nighttime, a time we don't normally receive visitors."
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"Hey, Mr. S. I'm home."
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"♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"Hey, mister. How was space?"
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"- Vast. - Hayley, your husband's back."
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"Jeff! You're finally home!"
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"Oh, your hat stinks so good."
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"Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah."
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"- Dad, what are you doing? - I'm sorry, Hayley."
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"But he knows that Roger's an alien,"
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