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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Are You Better Off? (S05E05)

"So, I need to ask you something"
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"and I kinda wish Jean-Ralphio wasn't here."
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"Actually, it may be the opposite."
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"- Is this yours? - No, no."
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"Yeah. It's mine."
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"- I'm pregnant. - Lemony snicket."
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"Oh, my God, are you serious?"
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"I'm gonna be an uncle? Is that a real thing?"
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"Is that gonna happen?"
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"I gotta--I gotta find another way out of this."
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"Well, I wish you told me."
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"I mean, obviously, we need to talk about our future."
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"to put a down payment on a house or something, or--"
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"- Psych! - What?"
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"- You had a dumdum face. - That was hilarious."
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"Oh, that was... ♪ hilarious ♪"
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"♪ That's hilarious ♪"
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"So you're not pregnant? This isn't yours?"
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"[Bleep], no."
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"Do you know how many different pills I take,"
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"birth control or otherwise?"
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"There is no way that I could be pregnant with a human baby."
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"Thank God. Yes!"
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"Tommy has his life back! Let's go!"
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"What the hell is wrong with you, man?"
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"That's my sister."
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"Nah! I'm just kidding, man."
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"She's the worst. You dodged a bullet, baby."
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"- Congratulations. - Thanks."
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"Bad, bad, bad, bad."
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"Well, Macklin, it's not Mona-Lisa."
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"It's not me, it's not Donna, it's not Leslie."
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"Besides, the math doesn't add up"
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"because we only have sex every single day."
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"And since she's the only one that we haven't talked to,"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I don't like seeing you like this."
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"I've never felt this way before."
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"Maybe we should both quit,"
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"and we should move to the Bahamas,"
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"live on a beach, catch fish with homemade spears."
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"When we went to Hawaii,"
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"Well, it was Elizabeth Warren."
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"Look, you can hate your job sometimes."
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"It's allowed. But let me ask you this:"
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"- than it was a year ago? - Yes."
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"- Yes. - Then screw 'em."
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"But even if I wanted to fight this recall,"
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"how would I do it?"
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"Thank you all for coming."
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"to recall me from office."
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"My response to them is this:"
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"Bring it on."
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"Step up. Step Up 2: The Streets."
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"Stomp the Yard. There's one."
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"Look, I work very hard for this town,"
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"as hard as I can,"
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"and all that matters to me is whether or not"
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"everyone here thinks that they are better off now"
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"than they were a year ago."
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"If you disagree with me, then go ahead and recall me."
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"Go crazy. You Got Served."
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"Silver Linings Playbook, kind of."
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"The committee says they plan to push"
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"for a recall vote within two months."
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"- Do you have a comment on that? - Nope."
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"Again, all I really care about is are you better off?"
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"I think I'm better off."
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"but I'm learning a lot about me."
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"Well, I wasn't asking you specifically,"
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"but I'm happy to hear that, Shauna."
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"by saying "Recall, shmecall.""
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"That's ridiculous. Ben, can you help me out here?"
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"That concludes councilwoman Knope's press conference."
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"And if you have any further questions..."
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"hold on to them,"
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"because she has a lot of work to do."
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"That's another dance movie with Jessica alba."
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"Alright, people."
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"The Pawnee river's not gonna clean itself."
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"Volunteer weekend task force, mobilize."
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"Oh, Leslie, this goes without saying,"
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"but if you need any speeches or testimonials"
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"- Thank you, Chris. - You're welcome."
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"Last one to pick up 100 rusty cans"
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"has still accomplished a great deal."
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"Hey, maybe after, you wanna come"
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"Sure. Hey, how's it going with you guys?"
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"We're great, actually, and we're having a good time."
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"- Sex is ridiculous. - Mm-hmm."
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"Hopefully, that ridiculous sex will lead to a baby."
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"I'm so happy for you."
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"Just remember to use protection."
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"Wait, no, don't. That would defeat the purpose."
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"Okay, no. Do your thing."
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"- My wife is pregnant! - Okay, put me down."
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"Hey, you can't keep it from me."
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"I found the pregnancy test, honey."
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"And if I were, you shouldn't lift me up."
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"Yeah. We've talked about this."
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"Remember?"
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"I wanna wait until we're 50"
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"and then adopt a set of creepy adult twins from Romania."
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"Oh, yeah. Of course."
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"Actually, there is something I need to tell you."
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"You're pregnant."
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"- No. - No!"
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"We just ruled that out."
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"- Ah, dang it. - Okay, a while ago,"
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"I applied to veterinary school in Bloomington,"
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"and I just found out that... I got in."
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"You did? That's amazing!"
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"Wait, why did you wait to tell me?"
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"Because I don't even know if I wanna go, okay?"
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"I mean, yes, it's been my dream to work with animals"
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"since I was a kid and everything."
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"a lot of time apart from you, and..."
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"Oh, we could get through that."
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"I mean, look. It would suck for a while,"
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"and I would miss you while you're gone."
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