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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Are You Better Off? (S05E05)

"But as I've known about you"
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"this is your dream."
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"I'm really glad I married you."
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"Yeah, we made a good call on that one."
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"So I just wanted to let you know"
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"And you can go tell your client"
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"But since you're not taking the deal,"
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"I should inform you that my client"
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"where parents can rent clothes"
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"for their teens, tweens, and pres,"
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"as well as babies, toddlers, grown-ups, and olds."
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"But that's my idea and my name."
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"So I guess only Domino's is allowed to sell pizza now?"
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"It's called capitalism, Mr. Haverford,"
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"Only this free lesson is going to cost you."
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"You're right. That was confusing."
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"This sucks, but I have to admit:"
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"It's a pretty baller move."
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"- It is Diddy. - I knew it!"
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"Are you sure everything will be all right"
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"There are no sure things in life, son,"
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"but you two seem pretty solid to me."
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"if they're better off than they were a year ago."
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"All I care about is that I'm the same."
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"If I'm the same as I was a year ago, I'm happy."
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"Wait, I forgot."
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"- Who the hell is pregnant? - What?"
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"and I checked with all the girls over there."
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"It wasn't any of them."
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"Hello, darling. What a surprise."
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"Hey. Can we talk?"
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"Maybe in private?"
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"Lending?"
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"Really?"
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"She would've told me."
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"the prettiest pig beauty pageant"
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"thank you for participating"
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"Obesity and diabetes are down."
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"Like, I was, like, very into that."
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"My client has taken an interest in Rent-A-Swag."
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"- Not what I said. - This is a lot to process."
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"I'm not at liberty to tell you who my client is."
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"Ever since you stripped us of our freedoms"
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"Now, if I wanna start my day off"
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"I work at home."
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"I'll never consider that."
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"and it's all thanks to Leslie Knope."
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"It's thrilling."
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"there would be far, far less pornography in this town."
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"we could have with the profits."
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"I'm talking pedicures on pedicures on pedicures."
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"You know you can't resist a parade."
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"April? No, she would've told me."
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"it has to be hers."
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"Yeah, you'd last about 30 seconds with that work."
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"I haven't had a date in a while,"
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"or just general enthusiasm for your recall fight,"
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"I'm your man."
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"But it would mean I would be spending"
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"for the past 20 seconds,"
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"will be moving on to plan B: Opening his own store"
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"directly across the street from yours."
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"What kind of store is it gonna be?"
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"if April goes to vet school?"
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"Bye."
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"by making us hire women,"
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"So you agree."
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"There was only one other woman at that cabin."
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"there is a large committee that has announced plans"
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"No, you deeply misunderstand."
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"Did you or did you not leave"
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"Was that Brandi Maxxxx?"
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"has offered to buy out Rent-A-Swag"
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"- Yeah, I know. - Let's go watch the parade."
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"We've got a pie-eating contest,"
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"after ingesting a whole candy wrapper is down 40%."
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"because I will laugh-- I will laugh so much."
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"Ms. Pinewood, I've never stripped away anyone's freedoms."
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"Oh. Nice."
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"for a buttload of money."
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"and wrong."
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"That's why I was digging through the trash."
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"There's only one man for this job:"
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"Macklin, you son of a bitch."
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"- Thank you. - I miss you guys."
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"Kernston's Rubber Nipple Company"
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"Maybe I could sell the business,"
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"from serving an insane 500-ounce soda to its customers,"
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"Okay. I frenched my cousin one time."
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"- Is it Jay-Z? - No."
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"in this lot next to my house."
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"No, it's-- no, it's--"
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"or let you know that I have a cabin"
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"Bert Macklin, FBI."
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"kick off tomorrow."
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"We're now ninth."
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"I gotta go to the one that's 10 minutes away,"
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"by putting a park there."
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"This case just remained interesting."
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"- Leslie is the best. - No, no, Brandi."
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"Okay. Well, I'll get out of your hair."
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"How big a buttload, son?"
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"That is appealing."
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"- Just hang in there. - Thanks."
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"All right, if you'll excuse me, I found out"
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"the more heat you're gonna draw."
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"Stop! Excuse me, Pawnee."
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"Do you think this town is better off"
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"Thanks, honey. Honey."
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"I will not be selling Rent-A-Swag."
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"Across the street?"
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