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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Are You Better Off? (S05E05)

"Makes it sound like I had a choice in the matter."
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"I don't wanna over-hype it,"
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"but our parade makes the rose bowl parade"
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"Let's do an exercise."
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"In about three years, I will have saved enough"
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"to pay off my condo in Seattle."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"Positive pregnancy test."
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"Found that too. Pretty cool."
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"one of the five women who were at the cabin--"
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"Leslie, Donna, Ann, Mona-Lisa, or April--"
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"That leaves four suspects."
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"Hello, fellow Pawneeans."
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"Due to a tragic misunderstanding,"
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"Oh, no."
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"Thanks to a lot of hard work"
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"and some very dedicated civil servants,"
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"I am very proud of what we've accomplished."
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"I am here today to ask you one question."
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"Are you better off now than you were a year ago?"
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"This town is not better off."
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"I simply stopped a restaurant"
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"standing up and complaining abo--"
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"That sweat suit's not for sweatin' in, okay?"
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"This is crushed velvet."
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"If it keeps up like this, I would leave the Parks Department"
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"and do Rent-A-Swag full-time, maybe even expand."
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"call it "Li'l Swaggers.""
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"My tum-tum feels gross,"
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"He sounded really sexy on the phone,"
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"on what's cool for you to say to me, okay?"
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"I might still be in love with him."
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"Babyface heard my demo?"
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"Whoa, Diddy wants to buy Rent-A-Swag?"
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"A little something they taught us down at Quantico."
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"Well, I guess I'll get out of your hair."
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"Whoa, I don't think so. Bert Macklin works alone."
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"I will buy lunch."
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"has been a huge success."
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"But where will it end?"
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"that napkins are a vegetable."
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"They're made from plants."
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"Yeah!"
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"we've had to turn one of our bathrooms"
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"We only have one bathroom now."
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"That sounds like a horrible price to pay"
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"for something as trivial as gender equality."
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"There was supposed to be a Paunch Burger"
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"Are you asking me if I'm pregnant?"
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"because a year ago, this town"
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"anywhere they want with impunity."
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"that STDs are down 14% from last year."
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"And deviant behavior in Pawnee is up a billion percent!"
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"See? See?"
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"They agree. Come on."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. What is your business, sir?"
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"- I'm Brandi Maxxxx... - Hi, Brandi."
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"A Good Guy to Lay Hard, and Argo."
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"I've seen the first 90 seconds."
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"in an unseemly business, but I cleared that up,"
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"Hey, everybody."
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"Investors, I have some very exciting news about Rent-A-Swag."
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"it means you're doing something right."
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"What a wonderful event. Everyone is having fun."
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"No spoilers."
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"That's true."
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"Parades and your butt:"
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"Partner."
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"It's a positive pregnancy test, Tom."
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"after our brainstorming session."
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"to take my mind off of yesterday."
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"and the town is celebrating my hard work and dedication."
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"I'm the Nipple King."
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"because I'm not sure that you're going to be--"
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"- Is that me? - Maybe it's not you."
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"No, it's me, and damn them. No fun for you!"
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"but I just have to say something here, okay?"
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"I am an extremely fun person."
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"of over 300 business owners, individuals,"
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"Recall Knope!"
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"Please tell me that you're dumping my sister,"
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"No, no, that's too much-- too much responsibility for me."
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"and we could use the profits"
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"Ah, ha, ha. Look at your stupid face."
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"Maybe I should just quit."
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"you woke me up at 3:00 A.M. to watch Meet the Press."
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"Like, I'm not going to watch that live?"
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"Do you stand behind everything you've done?"
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"As most of you probably know,"
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"I'm sorry, my adrenaline is pumping,"
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"so all I can think of is dance movie titles."
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"I think you are."
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"So, in conclusion, recall, shmecall."
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"No, I can't end my big press conference"
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"I'll see you at the river. Oh, oh, oh!"
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"meet me and Chris for a drink?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Honey, I'm not pregnant, okay?"
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"Wait, are you sure you're not?"
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"he now has 100 problems?"
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"He's calling it "Tommy's Closet.""
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"It's a high-end secondhand clothing store"
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"and you are about to get a free lesson."
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"So it's not free?"
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"This lesson will cost you. Good day."
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"You sure this isn't Diddy?"
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"It's not Diddy."
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"- Change is good, I guess. - Not to me."
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"Leslie's going around asking everybody"
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"I found a pregnancy test at your cabin,"
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"Okay, everyone."
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"Look in your folders. You will find information about founder's week."
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"And before we start brainstorming,"
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"I just wanna thank Ron for lending us his cabin."
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"I never should've agreed to this"
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"or gotten to know any of you."
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"That's the spirit."
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"Founder's week is a yearly celebration"
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"of all things Pawnee."
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"a giant petting zoo,"
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