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Clips from Scrubs - My First Step (S02E02)

"Yeah, you can't ever give a guy that window."
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"Even though she was way out of my league,"
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"Hi, handsome. I'm Julie."
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"You are cute. Would you like a pen?"
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"Well, go ahead, take it."
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"You're almost there."
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"That's a bad Newbie."
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"My God, you'd be more subtle if you stood naked in the hallway"
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"eating a ten-inch kielbasa."
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"- Let's go. - But I gotta say,"
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"Oh yeah! Work it."
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"There is no one I hate more than that Medusa."
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"Is this a good time? I have a teeny-weeny question"
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"about Mrs Kahn's necrotizing fasciitis."
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"- For you, Barbie, anything. - Super."
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"First, an interesting side note."
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"I had my physical last week, and while my cholesterol was low,"
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"Needless to say, my physician was stumped."
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"you could have just helped me."
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"What? I am not gonna say a word."
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"- You just did. - Except that, and that."
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"I'm Carla, your girlfriend, and as much as I usually love it,"
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"I really don't have time to pretend we never met, OK?"
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"Carla's a pretty name."
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"You know I'd play, sweetie, but because I'm just a nurse,"
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"I have to go get Dr Wilder's permission to give his patient"
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"some food even though I know it's fine."
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"Speaking of things that are perfectly fine..."
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"That was a compliment. Why won't any women talk to me?"
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"Go ahead."
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"I'd like to double her entendre."
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"This is officially the greatest day ever."
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"Taking off?"
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"I just wanted to sneak out for an hour"
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"and see my kid's fourth-grade play, but you caught me."
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"Before I do anything, I'll run it by you first."
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"Permission to go see my kid's attempt"
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"by appearing in his class's production"
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"I can't figure out what to do about Mrs Kahn."
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"I don't know if I should send her to surgery."
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"Well, don't send her to surgery."
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"I'll tell you what you do, you wait and see."
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"You know, Elliot, in modern medicine,"
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"- You are amazing. - Well..."
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""Amazing" is sort of a strong word."
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"- No, I don't. - Yes, you do."
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"Every time you stare off into space like this..."
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"you're thinking of something you're too afraid to say."
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"Please, I never do this."
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"Maybe she's upset because she knows I'm right."
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"Newbie, any doctor with a shred of self-respect"
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"- Oh, Julie. - Well, well."
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"- That's a tough one. - It's Plomox."
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"that you're helping her put together."
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"so don't take "no" for an answer."
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"just a little bit, OK, Mr Brooks?"
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"- Hey, Carla, you got a second? - No, actually, I'm swamped."
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"I got a present for you."
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"for me to get my baby a little something-something?"
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"Plus you figured you'd get yourself"
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"a little at-work something-something."
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"I'll get the door."
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"- Help me get off my bra. - That's not all."
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"You'll use that bus pass for an all-expense paid trip"
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"to nurse practitioners' school,"
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"- "Just a nurse?" - Did I say "just a nurse?""
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"I meant a nurse."
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"You were complaining about having to ask"
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"for permission to feed a patient."
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"You'll have more responsibility, make more money,"
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"is because nobody came along to hand me a brochure?"
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"- Peachy keen. - Great."
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"I'm not wearing a party hat,"
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"sitting bare-ass on the hospital's copier machine."
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"It's because somebody went ahead"
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"- No, sir. - You're damn right you're not."
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"So how's the guest list for tonight's steak dinner shaping up?"
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"I mean, what is your problem with me?"
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"and yet you use phrases like "take orally""
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"and "increases blood flow" way, way too much."
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"that they get an outside shot of you showing them"
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"Would you like to know the real dirty, dirty little secret?"
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"and put about a 600% mark-up on it."
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"But the only ones who get hurt are the sick people, right?"
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"Well, you can say what you want, Perry,"
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"but we both know that you'd love nothing more"
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"Perry."
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"Dude, the only way to feel alive is to push the limits"
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"- once in a while, you know? - Well, keep it real."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Mrs Kahn died on the operating table."
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"A lot of things can take you by surprise."
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"And sometimes it's when you take a chance... and lose."
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"Stupid."
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"I had to talk to Elliot before the morbidity and mortality conference,"
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"Nothing puts you in a worse mood"
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"I just need to talk to her"
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"Peanut-butter cracker! Go! Go! Go!"
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"What I said earlier came out completely the wrong way"
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"Oh, she's a crafty lass."
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"I thought I'd make it up to you by taking you out to a nice dinner."
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"Which waitress do you think will do me?"
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"Hello, boys and girl. So, how's the food?"
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"Free."
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"so unless those things dispense A1 Sauce, I'd keep moving."
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"That is so, so funny. You know what else is funny?"
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"Deceased. Now, don't be frightened, sweetheart. No one's on trial here."
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"But should that happen, you may rest assured"
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"that the hospital will stand behind you 100 per cent."
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"Try to keep up."
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"Oh, God, this is painful."
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"Dr Reid faced a very difficult decision"
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"and she chose an extremely risky course."
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"He's like a royal python torturing a hopper mouse."
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"I believe we all have a lesson to learn from Dr Reid's case."
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"And here comes the crushing blow."
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"What-os to who?"
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"Without surgery, her patient didn't have a Popsicle's chance in hell."
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"By making the tough choice, she at least gave Mrs Kahn an honest shot."
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"- Never? - Never ever."
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