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Clips from Scrubs - My First Step (S02E02)

"That's right, turf and turf."
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"that the only thing Dr Cox wants isn't on the menu."
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"I'm finally having a good time."
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"- Dude. - Told you."
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"Anyway, thanks for being classier than I am"
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"and not rubbing it in my face."
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"- you're part Native American. - What are you talking about?"
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"Aren't you a member of the Waitensee tribe?"
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"Come on! I laughed so hard when I thought of that"
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"that I peed a little."
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"That's right."
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"Oh, just not smart. Even for you."
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"I can't believe anyone would look down on me"
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"- I'm sick to my stomach. - Me too, Turk. Me too."
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"No, baby, I'm serious. I think I'm in trouble here."
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"You know what? No. No, you may not speak."
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"Not now and not ever, OK? You have overplayed your hand"
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"No, no, no quitsies. Checkmate, gin, and Yahtzee, my friend."
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"You know, my son used to love to play Yahtzee with me,"
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"Actually, it's a family business."
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"So, here we are."
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"Two people,"
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"street lamp,"
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"full moon."
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"Oh, did I break the mood?"
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"I think we're a lot alike, I think we have chemistry,"
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"I'm sorry. I gotta go."
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"It's only heartburn, sweetie. You'll be fine."
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"- How's meathead? - I know I'm not a doctor,"
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"You would ace that nurse practitioners program."
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"- OK. - I would ace that program."
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"I just don't want to look back and wonder what could have been."
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"How's it going?"
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"Every night at 10.30 for the last year,"
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"In my personal life, I don't take any chances either."
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"- Come on. - I don't want to go anywhere."
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"For some of us, it's our feelings."
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"Wanna talk?"
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"No."
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"For others, it's our future."
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"If I had to do it again, I would."
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"One, two, three!"
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"Victor. Victoria."
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"you must have cut your hand on your dollhouse."
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"I don't have time right now to be the 100-watt bulb"
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"of you, me, and a player to be named later?"
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"You are the best thing that has ever happened to me."
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"I was wondering if there was any way that we could possibly..."
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"No. I'd love one."
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"to keep blood from shooting out my ears."
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"You're slimy and turn everything into a double entendre."
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"- Yeah. If that's OK. - That's fine."
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"What just happened?"
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"I just show up and let the Lord work through me."
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"You think you're a better doctor than me, don't you?"
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"If it isn't the Captain & Tenille of the underworld."
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"Nice work, Nancy Drew. Now see if you can solve the one"
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"about the missing ID badge."
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"- You going there, chief? - No."
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"- so I thought... - You thought the only reason"
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"I've done my job for the last eight years"
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"I know you were trying to help me in your own way."
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"I still think you should have gone with"
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"I'm not the boss of anyone."
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"Permission to use the can, boss?"
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"Well, now, I don't have any definitive confirmations yet,"
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"I mean, jeepers, Julie, you have half the doctors on this staff"
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"Since your company doesn't care about them"
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"and you're part of the system, that means you don't care either."
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"than to smack this fine ass."
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"This just sucks, you know?"
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"This is a crucial moment. Pick your words carefully."
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"Bite me."
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"You just flat out get women, don't you?"
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"I wonder why that is?"
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"Finally, we have Dr Reid's necrotizing fasciitis case."
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"At least not until the family sues your little behind."
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"- Thank you very much, sir. - Now, see, there I was joking."
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"It's like watching a shark circle a baby harp seal."
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"Now, for all of you wait-and-see doctors out there..."
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"Turk, don't eat off my plate."
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"So you're having steak with a side of steak?"
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"You know what? I'm on my second glass of good wine,"
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"- That'll pass. - I still think it's lame"
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"that you didn't like Turk's nurse-practitioner present."
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"Hold up. My baby's happy with being just a nurse."
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"Why?"
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"My mechanic has that poster in his garage."
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"Guy pissing on the dumpster."
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"Fine, you want me to drop the flirty crap?"
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"and I think you're scared, so you use what I do"
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"What if the classes are too hard?"
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"You see that nurse over there? I love her."
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"and not once have I had the courage to even ask her her name."
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"I want to. I just..."
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"I can never seem to take that first step."
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"- You're gonna love this. - I don't wanna do it."
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"As a doctor, you learn to use anything you can"
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"Baby, you know that fantasy I have"
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"It just keeps on going."
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"I'd have dinner at home."
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"And a bus pass."
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"Dude, I am just as disappointed as you are."
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"as an excuse not to give us a try."
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"Well, if it makes you feel any better, she has a snaggletooth."
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"I wanna spend time with Snaggletooth."
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"Can't we just go and talk to Snaggletooth?"
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"So you promise me you're gonna be more careful?"
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"I mean, the kid thinks he's Evil Knievel."
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"Who's ready for some Frisbee?"
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"because the instant I heard your shrill voice"
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""Johnny" tattooed on my butt. He's an old sailor buddy"
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"Then I quit."
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"for starters, everyone here knows that you sell pills,"
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"I jotted a couple of things down."
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"Damn."
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"where you have the courage to take risks,"
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"of the new anti-arrhythmic drug that Julie is selling?"
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"I don't mind watching you two boys walk away."
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"It's that your drug is so good that you guys went ahead"
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