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Clips from NewsRadio - Noise (S05E05)

"I mean, he does this, you do that."
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"a couple of frosty tall boys for us."
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"just a little bit too relaxed."
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"That's not a problem. Yes, it is a problem."
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"that prevents you from enjoying the things that,"
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"well, human beings enjoy."
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"Really? Yup."
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"No?"
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"[BIRDS CHIRPING]"
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"Yep?"
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"Yep."
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"So they sent me in here because they think"
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"that I might be able to talk to you."
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"Oh, yeah, they lied to you."
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"As they always do. We all do it, Matthew."
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"Okay, thanks. Anyway, um-- Shh."
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"[CRICKETS CHIRPING]"
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"That little fellow's my favorite."
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"Yeah."
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"It's like he's saying "hello.""
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"It's like they're talking."
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"How are you?"
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"I can hear them. Oh, wait, wait. What is--"
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"Oh, God, that guy's a little cut-up, huh?"
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"What say you go away?"
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"Well? I don't know."
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"Oh, what have I done?"
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"I can't believe I gave it to him for free."
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"to a white noise machine completely implausible?"
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"if he hasn't had his afternoon nap."
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"Oh, I think your cocoa's scalding, big guy."
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"What is that?"
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"Matthew put it there 'cause I lost the last one he gave me."
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"Kind of like your mother?"
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"[BIRDS CHIRPING, OWL HOOTING]"
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"Because I just wanted you two to get along better."
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"Wow. You didn't have to do that. That was very sweet."
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"He'd like to have sex with you."
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"She is just being very nice to me."
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"the approval of her father."
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"Don't flatter yourself. Any older man'll do."
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"Okay. Maybe I'm wrong."
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"to have sex with you as well."
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe--"
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"That's my favorite cricket."
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"Hey, Max, it's just you. Hold on to your hat."
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"Twenty-two minutes past the hour and time for:"
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"ANNOUNCER: "This Day In History" with Lisa Miller."
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"JOHN F. KENNEDY: Ask not what your country can do for you."
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"FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT: A date which will live in infamy."
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"Thank you for the introduction, Lisa."
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"Why don't we take the opportunity to make a direct"
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"person-to-person call"
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"[PHONE RINGING]"
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"Hello? Hello? Is this the father of our country?"
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"of starving revolutionaries."
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"to defeat the waves of invading Red coats?"
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"The only strategy I know."
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"A straight up, street smart, all-American ass kicking."
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"Oh, man, nice work, Mr. President."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"I apologize, but I am intoxicated of my panache."
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"The word is panache, you idiot."
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"Panache. Panache. Panache."
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"Gesundheit. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Max just made a mockery of my "This Day In History" segment."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Isn't there a guy I pay to deal with crap like this?"
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"We'll see about that."
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"[BREEZE BLOWING]"
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"If you think it's gonna be big,"
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"Big. Bam. Boom."
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"Love it."
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"Same wavelength. You got that right."
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"This morning."
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"Satellite of mine blew up on takeoff."
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"Cost? Ten million."
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"Milk? Spilled."
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"Gonna cry over it? Not even."
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"Right now I'm sitting on a rather sharp tack."
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"Have been for about on hour."
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"Then you die. My."
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"Hey, so what's up? Look, look."
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"I'd really like to talk to you, but Matthew thinks I shouldn't."
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"Why not? Why?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Look, Beth, I think you're great,"
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"Beth, sweetie, come on, you're a wonderful person."
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"Very, very good friend, too."
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"But, uh, well, you are a little, shall we say, experienced."
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"Like a few zillion times."
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"And I feel that i-it's kind of my job"
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"My stomach hurts."
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"Not my birth mother, no."
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"Oh, God."
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"[♪]"
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"Get in and get out. Get in, get out. Right."
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"Joe, you're yelling."
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"Take out your earplugs."
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"Not wearing 'em. I'm just pumped."
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"All right, let's do it."
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"Hey, Lisa."
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"I think from now on, you should just do"
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"No. I'm just not gonna have time to do it."
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"Because Matthew has signed me up for piano lessons."
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"I thought you'll Jimmy first? Dave's lighter."
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"You feeling all right now, Dave? Yeah, no, I'm perfectly fine."
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"Oh, oh, oh I wouldn't worry about that."
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"You see, it's-- I took the exam on a Friday,"
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"my blood pressure tends to rise steadily"
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"from Monday to Friday."
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"What? It goes back down on the weekend?"
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"No."
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"You know, I'm gonna get some more coffee."
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"Hey, Beth, how's Mr. James doing?"
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"He stills seems pretty blissed out."
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"Do you think you're ready to come out?"
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"Yep."
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"Mr. James, what are you doing back there?"
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"Well, his knuckles are kind of white."
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