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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Bob Actually (S07E07)

"Well, he really won't give this up unless you battle him."
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"So, I guess you guys are battlin'."
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"We can do this. We can beat this guy."
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"Teddy, we don't know any hip-hop."
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"- Now untie your shoes, "B" word. - Let's do this."
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"Right after we stretch out."
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"(moans)"
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"It's happening. It's going down."
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"- I'm gonna hide behind this napkin. - Hey, Louise."
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"I have something very important to ask you..."
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"- Rudy, let me stop you right there. - I was just gonna..."
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"Look. No, I get it."
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"We live in a commercial culture."
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"Love is in the movies. It's in all the songs."
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"But we don't have to be pawns in the game."
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"- Yeah. I... - We're just friends."
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"Louise, I wanted to ask you"
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"to give this Love Weed and this card"
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"You have science with Chloe Barbash"
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"- after lunch, right? - I..."
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"Y-Yeah. I think so."
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"the most beautiful girl in the world."
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"She smells like someone's baking a cake in her hair."
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"It's her shampoo."
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"I heard she uses the whole bottle every time."
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"She takes my breath away."
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"I mean, everything does, but still."
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"Great. So Rudy likes Chloe Barbash."
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"What a relief."
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"RUDY: Oh, hey, Louise!"
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"Try not to get any boogers on the card."
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"LOUISE: Chloe freakin' Barbash?"
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"Rudy might as well like a box of packing peanuts."
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"She's all fluff. There's nothing in there."
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"TINA: Wow, Louise, you seem a little worked up about this."
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"- Do I? - (toilet flushes)"
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"I agree with Louise. By the way,"
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"this is from my house and I brought it here,"
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"Mm. The chocolate needs more,"
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"how you say, bitter?"
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"I think the word you're looking for is butter."
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"I have some in my locker if we can't find any here."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Not butter."
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"Bitter. We make dark chocolate."
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"(gasps) Dark chocolate?"
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"No! Don't do it!"
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"It is like love."
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"Sweet, bitter."
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"Happy, sad."
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"It's not fair, but keep talking!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Yo, yo. It's battle time."
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"Drop that beat, Ma."
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"You scared, mustache?"
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"Uh, yes. (grunting)"
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"Is... this it? I can't tell if he's started yet."
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"I'm gonna Janet Jackson this."
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"- Ow! - Ooh. Ah!"
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"Oh, Flips. Sweetie, are you okay?"
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"I got my lips stuck in my braces."
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"Well, I'm injured now, so I guess you guys won the battle."
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"Um, okay."
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"Ma, it's time to teach these LL Fool Js"
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"how to dance."
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"He wanted me to give them to you."
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"- And the card. - Great. Thanks."
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"That's it?"
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"Don't you want to read the card?"
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"Mm. Maybe later."
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"Oh... That is a lot of shampoo."
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"Thanks. I use it when I take a shower."
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"Okay, class. Today we'll be dissecting a banana."
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"MS. SELBO: That was a delicious burger, Linda."
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"I have to admit, it really lifted my spirits."
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"Great. I'm sure you'll start feeling better in a couple days."
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"After all, you just broke up."
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"Oh, no. We broke up a year ago."
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"Wait, I thought you broke up today."
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"I thought you came here from Jimmy Pesto's."
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"No, no, no. He's at Jimmy Pesto's."
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"I just followed him, and I've been watching him"
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"from your restaurant."
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"That's... not alarming."
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"I just haven't been myself since the breakup."
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"I mean, it's not like me to sleep outside someone's house"
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"or steal someone's dog or pee on someone's mail"
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"and then watch them open it and laugh"
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"when they eat a breakfast sandwich with that same hand."
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"No! You wouldn't do those things."
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"But I did. I did those things."
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"Look, it sounds"
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"like you just need some closure."
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"But I'll tell you what, I'm gonna go over there"
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"and bring Martin in here."
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"unless you deal with it face-to-face."
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"- You can't stab him, though, okay? - You're so sweet to me."
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"Wait, I can or I can't? You probably said "can't.""
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"Ugh, what's taking so long?"
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"What's Tina even doing? Combing her boobs?"
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"(sighs)"
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"Tina! You're here!"
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"Let's do this!"
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"Jimmy Jr., I walked slowly and carefully back"
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"to tell you that I can't do the sky kiss with you."
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"My heart says yes, but my butt says no."
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"Wait, what are you saying, Tina?"
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"Can I tell you down here? It'd be a little bit"
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"I'm on a trampoline. I'm not coming down."
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"If I jump up and down, I could explode!"
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"- Gross. - Oh."
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"- Girls get diarrhea? - Big time."
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"I used to think nothing can stop love."
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"But it looks like I was wrong. I'm sorry, Jimmy Jr."
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"(bell ringing)"
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"Do... So you gave it to her, right?"
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"Yeah, I gave it to her."
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"- But listen... - Now we begin"
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"Operation: Kiss Chloe Barbash."
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"Wait, what?"
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"so I can give Chloe a Valentine's kiss."
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