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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Bob Actually (S07E07)

"My first kiss."
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"My first non-parents- and-grandmother kiss."
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"Oh, boy. Rudy,"
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"do you really think she likes you?"
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"Like, like-likes you?"
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"Um, yeah, she made it pretty clear, Louise."
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"She passes me notes in class all the time."
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"Check it out. "Dear Cutie-Bear."
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"_"
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"- _ - Oh."
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"Oh, no. If I don't do something about this,"
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"Regular Sized Rudy is gettin' big time screwdy."
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"Don't say screwdy."
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"The jig is up. I know what you're doing, Chloe."
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"What are you talking about, Louise?"
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"I know that you've been acting flirty with Regular Sized Rudy"
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"just to get his quiz answers."
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"Rudy's a big boy. If he feels like giving me the answers,"
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"that's up to him."
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"Okay, listen, he's not a "big boy.""
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"And that kid has more heart in his regular-sized body"
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"Oh, my God. You're freaking out."
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"Yes! Because Rudy wants to meet you after school"
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"to give you his first kiss. And you know what?"
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"You're gonna give him his first kiss."
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"Why would I do that? Because he gave me some weeds?"
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"Yes!"
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"that gave me weeds today. This is from Kevin."
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"Kevin Ishihara. He juggled three Beanie Babies"
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"Rudy is like the slowest runner in our grade."
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"He's the slowest runner in the world!"
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"Everybody knows that! He shouldn't be running at all!"
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"He starts running, and after two paces,"
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"he has to stop to breathe."
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"I know. It's so embarrassing."
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"Yeah. And you're gonna suck it up!"
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"You're gonna kiss that slow man!"
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"You're gonna kiss slow, Regular Sized Rudy,"
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"or you're gonna be eating that Love Weed through a straw."
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"Get off of me!"
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"Stop! I am not kissing him, Louise."
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"Bye!"
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"Perfetto."
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"Mangia. Mangia."
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"I never thought I'd go over to the dark-chocolate-side."
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"(chomping)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(horn honks)"
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"He is here. I must leave."
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"Who's here? Oh, right."
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"Francesco."
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"(horn honks)"
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"Ciao, Gene Belcher."
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"(sighs) Ciao, Isabella Kitchen Substitute."
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"I'm taking this home to fix it."
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"Um, sure."
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"Huh. Love, it looks like you can't be stopped."
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"Yeah. She's just right this way."
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"(gasps)"
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"(moaning)"
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"Ms. Selbo! What are you doing?"
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"Living my damn life, Linda!"
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"His name is... Him."
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"J-Jim... Him Jim."
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"Jim Himjim."
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"Well, I... I-I'm gonna go."
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"Quick question. Do you think I could have my dog back?"
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"(groans) You're so desperate."
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"Fine."
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"- Thank you. - Aw."
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"Uh... Hi, everyone."
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"Jimmy Jr., I can't jump up and down."
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"But I can walk on these stilts."
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"Uh, wait, no, I can't... Okay, got it."
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"Where'd you get those, Tina?"
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"A trampoline and thrills aren't the only thing"
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"Thrills Not Pills left behind."
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"They also left these."
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"Now, come on, Jimmy Jr."
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"We're going to the gymnasium."
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"- Yeah! - Wait, what?"
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"We'll be back in five minutes, Ms. Jacobson."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Bob's Burgers."
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"BOB: Hi, Linda. It's your valentine."
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"Can you come outside? Your gift is here."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God!"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"W-Wait, what's going on?"
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"Why do you look like that?"
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"- (beat playing) - Bob. Linda."
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"Hey there, Teddy. Nice boom box."
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"Thanks, Bob. Dope pants."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(both grunting)"
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"- Mind if we hop in that hip? - What... Uh..."
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"Hey, Louise. Where's Chloe?"
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"Rudy, I have to tell you something. She's not coming."
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"Um... Did... Did she not get my card?"
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"She did. Um, but she's still not coming."
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"Um, do... Do you get what I'm saying?"
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"Not really."
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"Chloe doesn't want to be your valentine."
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"But what... what about all those notes?"
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"Oh, my God. Get it through your thick, round skull, Rudy!"
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"Chloe doesn't like you."
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"But who cares, right?"
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"I guess I care."
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"Well, then stop it! Stop caring."
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"Yeah, okay. Well, thanks for letting me know, Louise."
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"I guess I was silly to think I could get a kiss on Valen..."
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"Mmm!"
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"Sky kiss!"
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"- Yeah! - (cheering)"
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"Yeah."
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"Mmm."
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"Mwah."
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"- Mwah! - Whoa."
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"(grunts) Ow."
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"- If you tell anyone about this... - Uh-huh."
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