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Clips from King of the Hill - Returning Japanese (S06E06)

"in case apologizing is harder than I think it'll be."
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"You know, I'm really proud of you."
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"It takes a war hero to kill 50 men, but it takes a gentleman to apologize."
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"And I couldn't have done it without you."
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"I've been wanting to do this for a long time."
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"Here is the roses. My apologies. I was unable to find brand of cologne."
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"(valet) The cologne has displeased you."
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"I pooped myself. Yeah."
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"That explains the cologne and the new pants."
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"What the.... You dyed your hair?"
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"Good lord! This wallet woman isn't some mystery."
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"-You slept with her, didn't you? -A lot!"
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"God dang it!"
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"She's no widow and you're no gentleman!"
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"You're a dirty old man."
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"This is not the story I sold to the Arlei Bystaider,,,"
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"and already wrote on the plane!"
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"But this story's even better."
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"Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm."
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"Cripple returns to Japan filled with regret."
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"Not for the 50 he killed, but for the one he loved."
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Tell that lying bastard I'm not here."
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"I'm gonna go to the sink and take a shower."
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"I needs a picture of Hank and Bobby to bring to Michiko."
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"I have lots of pictures of me."
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"This'll do. And I thank you."
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"Nobody brings photos of their son on a booty quest."
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"And I called him a dirty old man."
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"(Hank) This is it."
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"The squiggles on the address the concierge gave us..."
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"[grunting]"
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"What if she doesn't remember me? It's been 50 years."
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"I think it'd take longer than that to forget you."
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"Thanks for coming, Hank. You're a good son."
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"[both exclaiming]"
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"It's a boy! Look at him! Tall as Mount Fuji!"
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"With Michiko's sweet face!"
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"-Junichiro! -Ah! So nice to meet you, Junchello!"
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"[Junichiro groans]"
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"Unfortunately, she is not here."
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"She will return tomorrow."
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"But what the heck! For all I know, it's your birthday."
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"Two hundred and seventy-three. But this ain't about sex. No, sir."
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"(Cottoi) Yeah, I speit the year after the war ii the US Army Hospital ii Tokyo,"
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"Geieral MacArthur's persoial sawboies had re-attached my feets to my kiees,,,"
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"aid fill my heart with love, It was magical,"
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"I was uider strict orders iot to frateriize with the coiquered womei,"
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"Duriig wartime, you doi 't thiik about the future,"
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"I did what I could to stay,"
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"I left more than my shins in Japan."
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"And some seed, I guess, that grew into Junchero!"
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"-I have a brother. -A Japanese half-brother."
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"Just be prepared for when your new half-brother decides he's in love with me."
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"[car horns blaring]"
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"Hello, Luanne? Yeah."
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"So, put Ladybird on the line."
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"Ladybird. Come here, girl."
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"Ladybird, it's Daddy. Listen to this. I have a big brother."
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"Isn't that exciting? I wish you were here to meet him."
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"Oh, I miss you so much."
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"(Haik) I got to go, I love you,"
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"Love doesn't care what you look like, Grandpa."
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"Or if you can even speak the same language."
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"Well, good for you."
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"Eventually, I got tired of working for jackasses and decided..."
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"to make an honest living installing asbestos into schools and hospitals."
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"Thank you for asking."
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"your son Junichiro."
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"And for 10 years I raised a child out of wedlock alone."
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"This arrangement afforded me many opportunities for difficulty."
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"Then I found a man who would marry such a woman."
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"My Wataru."
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"So, I work in propane and propane accessories."
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"You may have seen it used in some of our movies."
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"What kind of work do you do?"
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"-Robots. -Robots, huh?"
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"But as you say in Hollywood, we have a capper."
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"Tomorrow you travel to Kyoto to attend US-Japanese peace ceremony..."
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"hosted by emperor of Japan."
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"Gotberk! What an honor!"
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"I came here to apologize to Michiko."
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"To come here after 50 years..."
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"No, I humbly wish my mother had never met you."
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"It is Junichiro. You are not my father!"
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"You take that back, boy, or I'll take back my apology!"
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"I will not take it back!"
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"I come here to make peace and you kamikaze me?"
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"Wait, Dad. No!"
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"I'm sorry. He's probably not used to drinking so much tea."
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"With all respect and honor..."
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"I would not be saddened if both you and your father went to hell."
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"Wataru is fishing for mackerel as he does every morning."
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"Dang it! He's gone berserk. And when he winds up on the news..."
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"Gotta find me a book of matches!"
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"Okay, big day. Big day."
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"We're gonna see everything Tokyo has to offer."
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"Unless you want to rig up some kind of tummy pack to haul me around..."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Yay!"
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"[music playiig]"
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"What the.... What is wrong with these people?"
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"In Japan, you do not raise voice..."
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"[scatting]"
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"Emperor in Kyoto to exchange apologies with Gl Joes."
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"I'd sooner spit in his face than apologize...."
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"Don't mind if I do."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Okay. Four pictures. We're gonna tell a story."
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"I'm an American boy-band star and--"
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"Forget the story. Let's just do four of those."
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"Dang it! I got to go. Meet me here tonight at 6:30..."
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"and we can pick up where we left off."
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"I can't!"
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"Oh, you mean tonight. Yeah!"
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"So, how long you been in the robot game?"
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"That sounds like propane."
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"Ah, who would have me?"
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"There's some stretches you can do..."
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"to, you know, get things moving."
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