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Clips from King of the Hill - Returning Japanese (S06E06)

"Oh, it is one of the businessmen I exchanged cards with."
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"He just saw shinless foreigner at train station..."
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"buy ticket and dishonor pay toilet."
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"I'm gonna tell Uncle Hank I learned how to clone at the junior college."
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"You two better back me up."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Has he seen him?"
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"He says a question unrelated to tickets should be answered by information host."
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"He is not information host."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"He say ask ticket vendor."
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"Japan can sometimes be tiresome in this way."
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"Look, in America when the traditional way isn't working, we improvise."
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"or you'll kick his ass."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"There he is!"
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"[exclaiming]"
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"Don't worry. The Hill brothers are on the case, right?"
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"[agrees]"
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"Can't this thing go any faster than...."
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"[screaming]"
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"Open up! Police!"
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"And I cannot open the door..."
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"as I am making love to my wife Peggy."
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"(Bill) We're doing it!"
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"[screaming]"
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"Would you take in Hank's paper?"
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"Yo."
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"Step aside. Don't make me waste my lung butter on you!"
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"Correction. You are going somewhere."
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"First stop, the Disney Store."
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"6:30 p,m,"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"[sighing]"
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"Mr. Cotton Hill! Mr. Lead Story! Just in time."
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"This badge admits you to peace ceremony with emperor."
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"I kick your ass!"
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"So, Colonel Mr. Cotton Hill..."
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"how does it feel to be making peace with sworn enemy?"
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"[chuckling]"
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"You crazy bastard."
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"Father, no!"
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"What did you just call me?"
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"Hank taught me that."
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"And he also taught me there is no shame in having a narrow urethra."
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"That was just between brothers."
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"Now that we're all lovey-dovey, I'd like you to meet my sons."
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"Hank and Junichiro."
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"[crowd applauding]"
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"Here, Bobby. Carry that."
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"But I've been meaning to give you this."
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"Thank you."
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"Now I have something to remember you by."
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"Oh, and our son."
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"Allow me to help, sister-in-law."
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"We would have invited you in for farewell tea."
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"these Japanese hotel rooms are horribly cramped."
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"[gasping]"
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"You're gonna miss your war scooch, ain't you, boy?"
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"I never even got to say good-bye."
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"Let's not spoil the moment with a lot of talk."
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"Let's just dance!"
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"No! I don't want to talk no more about the 50 men I killed."
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"[Cotton grunting]"
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"I bet he's got a sauna. We could all go for a steam."
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"It's not a steam room, it's a sweat lodge."
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"Was it good for you, too, baby?"
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"Yeah, a sweat lodge was a wonderful idea."
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"[sighing]"
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"You! Got your teeth at home in a jar."
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"-She's pretty. -I didn't save her. I killed her husband."
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"And then he goes and spills his guts to Bobby?"
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"(Peggy) I thought of this one in the tub."
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"How about this one? ""l See London, I See France."""
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"[sighing]"
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"to give me two first-class tickets. But I traded them in for four coach seats."
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"""l like long walks, my arthritis medication..."
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"Will you be able to assist other passengers in case of an emergency?"
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"What can I say? He's right."
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"[grunts]"
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"[birds chirping]"
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"[grunting]"
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"When did it get so dang hot?"
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"We're surrounded!"
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"I'm sure it's not on anyone's mind anymore."
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"Getting me on the plane, putting me in that bag..."
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"This is terrible!"
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"Hank, no one cheats on his 40-year-old wife..."
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"Every day a Japaiese aigel would draii my shiis ofpus,,,"
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"The Hill brothers."
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"Well, I'm too excited to sleep."
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"You meet someone?"
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"cooked medium-rare, just the way I likes it."
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"And had two sons. Hank, and my baby, Good Hank."
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"Tell me, Ko-Ko, how have the years treated you?"
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"I worked as a washerwoman to support my son..."
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"I'd give what's left of my legs to hear you both say you forgive me."
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"That's it! I re-declare war on Japan!"
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"Junichiro, our dad's missing! He never came back last night!"
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"He already desecrated a koi pond and turned over a noodle cart."
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"[yawning]"
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"Hey, friend. A little help?"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"There was not a time that I was not fascinated by robots."
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"You know, you're a successful guy, an assistant manager."
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"We must go."
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"Ladybirds, your house is being robbed!"
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"Dad, wait!"
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"Why don't you go on without me?"
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"And if you start to cry, try to look at red light."
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"[grunting]"
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"He's got security everywhere."
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"This photo."
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"Good-bye, Cotton."
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"(Bobby) Texas ii the hizouse!"
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"Look at this architecture."
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"[beeps]"
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"I owe him an apology."
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"Iike you fine folks did so many years ago."
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"Personally, I'm in the mood for an eye-gouging."
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