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Clips from King of the Hill - Returning Japanese (S06E06)

"And you can tell The Bystaider it's called..."
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"""The Widow in the Wallet""!"
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"Where once the soldier killed, he now makes peace."
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"How about it, Mom?"
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"Wow. There is really no story in that at all."
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"Oh."
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"[sighing]"
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"I sat next to that man in a sweat lodge..."
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"wearing nothing but a towel, boxer shorts and a bathing suit."
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"who for 50 years denied any human emotion..."
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"ruining his relationship with his son..."
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"No, it's still not an interesting story."
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"""Canada: Not Just America's Hat."""
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"Nice try."
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"Wait. I do have one last idea."
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"I am going to Japan!"
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"The Bystaider got the Japanese Tourism Bureau..."
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"I could have gotten five. But what are we gonna do? Take Luanne?"
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"I can't believe I'm finally going to Japan!"
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"I guess I never really wanted to go there. But I still can't believe it!"
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"I don't know. Taking my dad to Japan?"
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"It's a 20-hour flight."
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"And what if he falls into his old habits of, you know, killing them?"
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"I have no formal opinion on the Japanese."
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"I know that must disappoint you."
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"Would you fellows mind taking in my newspaper while I'm gone?"
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"If you let them stack up, it's just like telling the burglars..."
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"in case the criminals check your odometer?"
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"No."
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"If anyone loses their fork, we may not be able to replace it."
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"Will my pork pockets work in their microwaves?"
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"No. They will not. It's a different frequency."
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"We're gonna have a sleepover at my house, girlfriend."
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"Now, listen up. I'm only gonna read this once."
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"""Hi. My name is Ladybird."
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"""I'll try to outsmart you and get three cups."
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"""But I know you're too clever for that, Miss Platter."""
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"I don't know, Uncle Hank."
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"She did write this letter and everything."
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"Trip's off!"
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"(Peggy) All right. One last thing, people."
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"She's a Japanese!"
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"What? What if she knows what I done?"
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"I saw that Crouchiig Tiger program."
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"He is 13."
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"But in an emergency, I don't know."
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"-Dad! -I'm sorry, Bobby."
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"-Yup. -Yep."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Burgle averted! But for how long?"
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"-It's locked. -Oh."
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"Also locked."
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"-Give me your shirt. -Okay."
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"Have you been working out?"
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"But one American Gl faces the battle of his life."
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"Finding the widow of the soldier he slaughtered then pickpocketed."
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"This is his story."
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"And he doesn't want to talk about it. The end."
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"All right, look, I would like to polish off this article before we land..."
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"so I can enjoy my vacation."
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"-Which do you prefer? -I ain't answering no more questions!"
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"Sir, I love beer, too. But we're on duty."
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"You're out of here."
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"Hank, your father is acting like a maniac."
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"He's just sitting there with his mouth shut!"
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"(male aiiouicer) For your ii-flight eitertaiimeit,,,"
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"we preseit Japaiese laiguage movie, Haiko."
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"A comedy about a bus driver who is frequeitly late,"
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"Followed by our Eiglish-laiguage selectioi,,,"
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"American blockbuster, Pearl Harbor..."
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"[gasping]"
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"[Cotton grunting]"
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"we're going to have to land the plane in Hawaii."
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"It's okay. He's having a war flashback."
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"Help me get him someplace safe until he calms down."
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"Snack time, Ladybird!"
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"Sorry your hardboiled egg is an hour late."
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"But you're so old, you probably forgot, too."
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"[giggling]"
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"Ladybird? Ladybird?"
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"Oh, my god! What have I done?"
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"She's dead!"
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"[sniffing]"
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"Be careful. He may have shifted during flight."
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"Are we in Hawaii?"
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"(Hank) Look, I know coming back here..."
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"Colonel Hill! Colonel Hill!"
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"I am Kenji Tanemura from Kyoto News Service."
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"Tourism Board told us all about your big heartfelt apology..."
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"to aged Japanese widow."
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"Yes. We go with you to meet her. You apologize. She will cry."
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"No, you can't come! It's private! Fall back!"
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"There is nothing to worry about!"
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"You work at a gas station."
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"Dang it, Dad! There's no place I'd rather be."
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"But we came here so you could make your peace..."
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"I needs to say my sorrys in private."
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"How am I gonna get past the Japarazzi?"
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"Hank, you gots to help me."
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"I came over here just to become a Japanese TV star."
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"Yeah, so my dad's still on the plane."
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"He had to use the lavatory and said he might be a while."
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"-You know, he's old. -Oh."
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"My father also struggles with the shame of incontinence."
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"Well, good luck with that."
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"[calling in Japanese]"
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"Hank, I don't remember leaving a duffel bag on the plane..."
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"(Peggy) Now, Hank!"
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"All right. I'll do the handle, you do the card. Ready? Now!"
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"Good Lord! They build transistor radios bigger than this."
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"Where are we supposed to sleep?"
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"Pull-out sofa? Yes! I called it!"
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"Hank, you can share the bed with me as is the local custom."
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"Job well done."
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"Can you zip me up, Hank?"
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"is to pretend to be just like that dog over there."
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"But just not so dead."
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"Oh, my God! It's a miracle!"
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"Wait! You're getting each other mixed up."
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"Dad, I'm here to offer you my services in finding that woman."
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