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Clips from King of the Hill - Returning Japanese (S06E06)

"And that's gonna bring you great shame, I tell you what!"
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"Gotberk! The whole lousy country's made of paper and balsa wood."
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"[laughing]"
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"The tofu museum, Chinatown."
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"Okay. Be sure to fill the ice bucket so we'll have water in the morning."
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"Hey, there, in the yellow shirt."
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"Why won't they talk to me?"
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"What do you expect running around like crazy cowboy?"
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"This is not Texas. Shoot off guns, pow-pow-pow, Rambo, John Wayne."
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"and speak to people without proper introduction."
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"[gasping]"
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"I can't. I got to be in the room before my mom gets back."
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"Robots are clean, efficient, reliable."
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"I wonder if they ever made a robot that runs on propane."
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"How come you never got married?"
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"I cannot provide sons, or even daughters."
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"Do you have a narrow urethra?"
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"[pager beeping]"
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"See? Japanese politeness is surprisingly effective."
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"What's he saying?"
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"What the.... You already did that. He sent you to the other guy."
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"But you're only half Japanese."
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"(Cotton) Stop it! Out of the way!"
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"I can't, boy. I gots a date in Kyoto with the emperor."
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"You're just going to the peace ceremony."
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"Yep. I'm gonna hawk a loogie in the face of this country's number one sumbitch."
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"What? Dad, no!"
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"You will be proud of me. I was abrupt with an elderly woman."
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"We're too late."
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"Who will want to buy robots from a man whose father spit on the emperor?"
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"Wow!"
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"[police sirens wailing]"
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"(Dale) This is Hank Hill, occupant."
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"Oh, my God! Boomhauer! Boomhauer, please!"
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"I saw a nice kimono in the gift-shop window that'd be perfect for Joseph."
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"Everywhere with Peggy Hill's tour-riffic Tokyo."
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"There's gonna be plenty of waterworks."
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"Let me through. Emergency. Come on, move aside."
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"Look at me! Here come Ronald Reagan, Mike Tyson!"
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"God dang it! We're never gonna stop Dad."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"What did you say?"
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"I tell him you are Tom Brokaw."
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"Dad, no!"
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"I called you father. There is no shame in being a Hill."
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"Like Japan, I am no longer your enemy."
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"[gulping]"
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"King Tojo, even though you took my shins..."
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"and I took 50 of your boys, no hard feelings."
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"What better souvenir than a Tokyo phone book?"
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"I ain't one for sayonaras."
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"Maybe you don't want it, l...."
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"Surely you did not spend entire vacation in sitting room?"
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"Huh?"
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"(Peggy) Oh, my Lord!"
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"What? Stop the cab! Stop the cab!"
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"it's a grenade in the keister to come back for them after 50 years!"
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"Now go, boy!"
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"I've always enjoyed your musings column, Peggy."
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"I'm sorry our readers prefer more ad space."
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"So what's this new angle on a travel feature you want to pitch me?"
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"of reading travel pieces written by professional travel writers."
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"Now, just suppose an average Texas family, mom, dad, son..."
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"were sent on a dream vacation to, say, a five-star Hawaiian luxury hotel."
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"but from their point of view."
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"You couldn't possibly have thought you were the first to try this, could you?"
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"So, apparently, us enjoying ourselves in Hawaii is not enough of an angle."
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"But I do think I can get a ticket to Jamaica..."
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"I already picked the country for our summer vacation, Peggy: America."
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"And the state: Texas. And the town: Denton."
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"Great. Denton. Gateway to Durndle."
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"Ah, Memorial Day. A day when our war heroes are honored..."
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"by even the most liberal of media. Cheers, Colonel."
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"(aiiouicer oi TV) Now, more thai 50 years after VJ Day,,,"
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"the mei of the greatest geieratioi have a iew missioi,"
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"But iistead ofbayoiets aid bullets,,,"
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"they are wieldiig reflectioi aid forgiveiess,,,"
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"as they returi to the battlefields of their youth,,,"
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"coifroitiig the hauitiig memories they've tried to lea ve behiid,"
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"Perhaps the Colonel will delight us with a war story?"
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"Usually we're pulling him off whatever sorry sap he's got playing Admiral Tojo."
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"That's how I ripped the other pair of pants I used to have."
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"Maybe you could take him out for some guy time."
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"Nothing gay, though."
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"I don't know. He'll want to go to a strip club."
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"And he always tips the girls to put their whatnots on my head."
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"Hank, please. Something's troubling him."
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"He needs his son's help."
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"My dad needs my help?"
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"and give them the finger when they take our picture."
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"He only comes up to here."
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"Yeah. Maybe my dad will let his guard down and say what's bothering him."
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"Yeah. Hi, John Redcorn."
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"We're looking for something to relax my dad."
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"Are you talking about that thing by the port-a-john..."
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"$20 each."
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"I must warn you. Things can get a little trippy."
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"For $20 I could have just sat in the truck with the windows rolled up."
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"Well, that's the last of it."
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"Dale, I know how I'm going to die."
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"Dale? Dale?"
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"You're a good son. And I'm switching to propane."
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"Thank you, Dad."
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"(Cotton) Hey, I know you. I killed you."
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"You I just shot through the heart."
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"[panting]"
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"Dad, are you okay?"
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"Grandpa, I heard you had a rocky day..."
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"so I brought you a pint of Rocky Road."
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"Nothing!"
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"Who's that? A lady you saved during the war?"
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"Whoa!"
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"He was a Tojo."
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"Took his wallet off the body. Spoils of war."
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"I don't know whats I need anymore, boy!"
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"I'm feeling bad for all the things I done to the Japanese!"
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"You mean like stealing from dead people?"
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"But how am I gonna get there? I gots no shins."
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"All my money goes to the baby's mouth mush..."
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"and your step-granny's booby payments."
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