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Clips from King of the Hill - Returning Japanese (S06E06)

"to explore the world of Rastafarian gangs."
King of the Hill
"I don't care what their police did to that cyclist. It's still a good town."
King of the Hill
"How about a fun day at Six Flags? We can ride the roller coasters..."
King of the Hill
"You know my dad's too short for roller coasters."
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"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"
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"John Redcorn set up a New Age healing center out by the highway."
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"And I could stand to sweat off a few pounds here and here."
King of the Hill
"What are you talking about, Bill? You look great."
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"They gots any geishas in this crap hut?"
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"Maybe we can use your steam room?"
King of the Hill
"It's one of the most intense spiritual experiences known to my people."
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"that looks like a compost heap with garbage bags on it?"
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"We bring seven hot stones into the center of the lodge."
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"The heat will cause the body and mind to release their toxins."
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"Huh?"
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"[Cotton exclaims]"
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"I bazookaed you."
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"[Cotton exclaiming]"
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"[screaming]"
King of the Hill
"Get your pruney hands off of me, boy. I'm fine."
King of the Hill
"I've got to gets back over to Japan and apologize."
King of the Hill
"Well, this is not about Bobby. This is about a man..."
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"so he could hide from his haunting memories of war..."
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"I'm sorry, Peggy."
King of the Hill
"I call it ""Widow in the Wallet."""
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"And we'd have to get passports."
King of the Hill
"Believe me, I'd rather go to Denton to fix his problem."
King of the Hill
"But there's no Japanese there. I checked the phone book."
King of the Hill
"""Please rob me since I make enough money to subscribe to a paper."""
King of the Hill
"May I suggest that we put 10 miles on your truck per day..."
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"(Bobby) Hope these get through security."
King of the Hill
"Okay. I'm packing forks for the family."
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"""and two cups of kibble a day."
King of the Hill
"If anyone gets lost in Japan, we will meet back here."
King of the Hill
"Dad! They're called Asians now."
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"When they get angry, they can fly at you!"
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"[womai chatteriig oi PA system]"
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"To be honest, he's a great kid."
King of the Hill
"This place is just begging to be robbed."
King of the Hill
"It has been 50 years since World War ll ended."
King of the Hill
"Now, you've killed Germans, you've killed Japanese."
King of the Hill
"Okay. I'll go sit with him. You keep an eye on Hugh Hefner here."
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"Starriig Bei Affleck aid Kate Beckiisale,"
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"War is iot forever, love is,"
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"Move your seat up! Ain't gots no room!"
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"[Cotton screaming]"
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"Sir, if you don't calm down right now..."
King of the Hill
"I'm required to issue only one warning before I taser you."
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"[Luanne whimpering]"
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"(male flight atteidait) We hope you eijoy your stay here ii Tokyo,"
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"The local time is 7:33,"
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"No. We drugged you, Dad. We're in Japan."
King of the Hill
"But the war was a long time ago."
King of the Hill
"They told you? No! No!"
King of the Hill
"We will edit it for broadcast purposes. That is the process."
King of the Hill
"He is just fighting his urge to kill you!"
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"Dad?"
King of the Hill
"Fuel this thing up and fly me back to Texas!"
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"with the widow in the wallet."
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"or even owning a duffel bag."
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"(Cotton) Hank, can't you keep that other bag of yours shut, too?"
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"That is the biggest Hello Kitty Store I've ever seen!"
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"And now, Hank!"
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"Oh, my."
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"And, Bobby, you can sit at that desk and sleep like you do at school."
King of the Hill
"Yeah. But now you can see how empty the house is."
King of the Hill
"I have an idea."
King of the Hill
"Okay, pound dog, your job..."
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"[gasping]"
King of the Hill
"I can at least see over some fences you can't."
King of the Hill
"Nah, I'm saving it for tomorrow. Gotta get a good night's sleep..."
King of the Hill
"Here is a map for the address you requested. And pants."
King of the Hill
"Dad, what's going on here?"
King of the Hill
"Well, what about the flowers and the map?"
King of the Hill
"-Did you even kill her husband? -Wasn't married."
King of the Hill
"And to think I almost shook your hand."
King of the Hill
"He drags us halfway around the world so he can go on a wild scooch hunt?"
King of the Hill
"Yes! I would not be surprised if they turned this article into a movie!"
King of the Hill
"Hollywood's not gonna want to make a picture about an adulterer."
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"with an 80-year-old ex-girlfriend."
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"(Cotton) Hank?"
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"Show her what I've done with my life."
King of the Hill
"Oh, here's one of Hank and Bobby and me."
King of the Hill
"Peggy, can you turn your feet sideways? I can't open the door."
King of the Hill
"You can do it, Dad."
King of the Hill
"Okay. Here goes."
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"[all gasping]"
King of the Hill
"What's your name, boy? You speak English?"
King of the Hill
"My mother has told me about you."
King of the Hill
"She is viewing cherry blossoms in Nagoya."
King of the Hill
"Then tomorrow it is. Dinner's on me."
King of the Hill
"There's a swanky restaurant in our hotel. $60 for a burger."
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"It's about love, and sex."
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"But it comes aiyway,"
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"A brother. Wow!"
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"""Watch out for those Hill brothers."""
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"""Did you see what those Hill brothers were up to the other day?"""
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"I must be quite a sight to him with my exotic unbound feet."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
King of the Hill
"Okay, this call is costing over $10 a minute."
King of the Hill
"Does this bow tie make me look like a puppet?"
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"-Hello, Michiko. -Hello, Cotton."
King of the Hill
"I am glad to see your feet did not fall off as predicted."
King of the Hill
"How is everything else?"
King of the Hill
"Well, it's been a crazy 50 years."
King of the Hill
"After I got back to America, I had a nice juicy porterhouse..."
King of the Hill
"[clicking tongue]"
King of the Hill
"After war, I ate rice hulls."
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"Robots."
King of the Hill
"This is very beautiful."
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"To come back and find family waiting for me, too."
King of the Hill
"I don't usually cry unless someone's pulling out my fingernails..."
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"But discovered I wronged two people."
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"I am sorry. What you did is unforgivable."
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"and think you can buy me hamburger and be my father!"
King of the Hill
"I am not a Hill! It is a shameful name."
King of the Hill
"I formally renounce the Hill blood that is in me."
King of the Hill
"Please, you've got to help me. He's on a rampage."
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"One of only 30."
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"everybody's gonna find out he's your dad."
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