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Clips from Axe Cop - Night Mission: The Moon (S02E02)

"What the heck?"
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"_"
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"See you later, Flute Cop."
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"- Fly home! - Who was that?"
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"- you have to stay in the shadows. - Oh, right. Yes, sorry."
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"Hold him still, Flute Cop."
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"- I'll chop your head... - No, Axe Cop, wait."
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"- Don't chop his head off! - What?"
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"On night missions, I always chop off bad guys' heads."
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"Vampire Man baby kid is saying"
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"His father was a vampire."
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"From the moon people, who are normally very weak."
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"But if the dial was ever stuck on a super Moon,"
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"...jumped in the way to save her and was bitten by accident."
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"Go get help, Vampire Man baby kid!"
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"- The weapons store. - Great, where is it?"
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"Oh great. What's your upgrade?"
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"I don't need one. I'm already perfect."
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"What? What evil lumberjacks?"
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"Oh no, moon people."
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"The Moon's not a super moon, so they're weak."
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"Look! That must be the tower where Vampire Man"
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"Set her free, evil vampire!"
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"Don't let her touch that moon dial!"
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"- That's right! - Wait. What?"
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"but one night around dinner time..."
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"Wha... What are you doing?"
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"Please don't bite me!"
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"- Mama. - But you didn't understand."
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"into their true form..."
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"The Moon has a self-destruct button."
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"That's super convenient. Where is it?"
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"- you'll die along with the Moon. - Father!"
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"It's our only option. I knew this day would come,"
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"This is my destiny. Goodbye, son."
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"I will adopt you and I will raise you as my own."
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"in 10, nine, eight..."
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"We're done here."
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"What the heck?!"
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"the cop found the perfect axe."
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"_"
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"Here comes the giant dinosaur with food for the little baby."
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"Mmm."
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"Here, take your flute."
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"Axe Cop, what are you doing here?"
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"- You're making a mess! - The head trash at the station was full."
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"Axe Cop, come in."
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"- This is the chief of the normal police. - What?"
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"There's a Vampire Man baby kid terrorizing the city."
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"Sounds good. Okay, bye."
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"I have to go on an important night mission."
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"Hey, Axe Cop, maybe I can tag along on this one?"
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"What do you say?"
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"Fine, just this once. Let's go!"
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"Wexter!"
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"Anita, can you run Uni-Baby a bath?"
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"It was Axe Cop and Flute Cop!"
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"We saved you and you're welcome!"
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"What are you doing? On night missions,"
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"Like this? Can you see me?"
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"Get with the program, Flute Cop!"
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"But he's not trying to bite my neck."
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"- He's trying to tell me a secret. - A secret?"
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"who lived with his parents inside of the Moon."
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"Don't you mean on the Moon?"
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"Good morning, sweetie. Say hi to daddy."
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"His job was to protect the dial that controls the phases of the Moon."
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"They were a perfect happy family"
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"until one day his parents got into a fight."
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"I mean, he's just a baby. He doesn't pick up on nuances."
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"So his father got so mad, he tried to bite his mother."
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"And then this little peanut right here..."
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"I don't help babies, especially on night missions!"
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"I should never have brought you along, Flute Cop."
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"I vote we help the little guy save his mom"
Axe Cop
"Hmm, I always have wanted to kill an evil vampire."
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"- Now we're talking! - But if we're going to fight on the Moon,"
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"we're going to need upgrades."
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"All right! Where do you get upgrades?"
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"- Oh, no one's here. - Wrong."
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"Hyah!"
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"- What the heck? - You are Bear Cop now."
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"You are now Spider Bear Cop! Finish them!"
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"Now it's time to go kill an evil vampire."
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"All right, Wexter got us on the Moon,"
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"now use your spider leg bear claws"
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"- to get us in the Moon. - Not a problem with these puppies."
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"Let me just dig in."
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"baby kid's mom is being held prisoner."
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"Now let's go kill an evil vampire, Spider Bear Cop!"
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"Please let me out of this cage."
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"Never! You lied to me!"
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"We can do this the hard way or the sharp way."
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"My baby!"
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"I knew you'd come back for me."
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"- Now kill your father! - No, that's my job."
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"No, she's the bad guy, not me."
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"He's crazy! Don't listen to him!"
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"I saved you!"
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"- Mama! - No no no no no, not now."
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"Mommy's got something she's been waiting a long time to do."
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"I only married this vampire to get close enough to his moon dial."
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"Every second of the day, he never stopped working,"
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"...I had my chance."
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"I'm in the middle of changing our baby."
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"It's just a couple of seconds. What could happen?"
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"There was no one there. What the heck?"
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"You're a moon person. Our whole life has been a lie!"
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"You just wanted to touch that moon dial!"
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"And that's when he accidentally bit our son"
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"and turned him into this disgusting thing."
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"and babies are dumb."
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"And now all my moon people will be able to change"
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"are going to attack Earth."
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"- What are we gonna do? - There is only one way"
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"We have to blow up the Moon."
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"But how? There aren't any bombs on the Moon."
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"- Inside of me. - But if we activate it,"
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