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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Media Blitz (S03E03)

"Okay, great. Call me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Okay, look, we need to focus."
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"Well, is it too late to cancel?"
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"Yeah, yeah, it's too late to cancel."
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"Fine with me."
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"But she's being really difficult about it."
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"Uh, I stole it from a friend of mine."
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"That's, uh, Dwyer."
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"Come on, I got to get out of here!"
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"Oh, I thought you were Jennifer Aniston"
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"Oh, that's right, to Seal."
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"Oh, I confused you with Heidi Klum again."
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"That's how it's done."
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"Today's guest is Leslie Knope,"
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"who is here to tell us how this year's Harvest Festival"
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"is going to bankrupt the city."
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"Well, Joan, actually, there's a lot"
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"of false information flying around."
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"- The Harvest Festival is... - Just jumping right in."
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"That's rude."
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"what an extraordinary event this is going to be."
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"How many cities does Ben Wyatt need to destroy"
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"before he's put behind bars?"
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"You know, if you want to ask him questions,"
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"Just ask any question about his past or present."
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"Just get it over with. Ben, let's get up here."
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"Yeah, yeah, come on."
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"and then we'll get everything cleared and out of the way."
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"Sound good? Yeah?"
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"- Great. - Good."
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"Why don't you?"
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"Yeah, how can you justify raising taxes"
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"for something that will hurt the town?"
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"I..."
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"For..."
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"Uh, just to add to what Ben's stammering about,"
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"so that's that."
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"Next caller."
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"No. Fish are gross."
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"When you have a fish on the line,"
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"You either reel it in, or you cut him loose,"
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"especially if he's a nice fish"
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"Maybe not. Maybe you really do hate Andy."
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"is a really good idea."
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"What do I know?"
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"You are going to love this."
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"Verosian tea really supercharges the bacteria in your colon."
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"Are we actually ever gonna drink it,"
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"or we're just gonna sniff it?"
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"I love sniffing. Don't get me wrong."
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"Um, back to Indianapolis briefly"
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"and then on to a town called Snerling, Indiana,"
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"for several months."
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"Never heard of it."
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"The cows outnumber the people 40 to 1."
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"It sounds amazing."
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"I just think we need to talk about what that means for us."
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"I don't want to be clingy. I..."
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"Please, it is something that we need to figure out,"
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"I'm so happy you said that."
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"Wow, that's disgusting."
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"Yes, it's very hard to drink."
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"Because I'm trusty."
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"And I am working very hard to..."
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"Make sure that this town gets back on its feet."
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"There we go. Okay, great."
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"Next caller."
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"So I looked you up on Altavista,"
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"Okay, first of all,"
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"Is it 1997?"
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"And second, I am a budget specialist."
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"I went to those towns because they were bankrupt,"
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"and now they aren't."
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"And, yeah, I screwed up when I was 18,"
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"but who doesn't do dumb stuff when they're 18?"
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"So there you go."
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"Well, what else do you got, callers?"
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"Going once, going twi..."
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"- Oh, here we go. - Yeah, hi."
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"Um, can you tell me more about the corn maze"
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"at the Harvest Festival?"
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"- It was? - Yeah."
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"Do you have a list for tomorrow?"
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"Yes, I do. I mean, that's the deal, right?"
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"I better be the only person you kissed today."
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"I'm positive that you are."
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"If I thought you were serious,"
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"and I know you wouldn't do that to me."
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"and I fell off my bike, so, no, I'm not perfect!"
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"- I can't look away. - It's a... it's amazing."
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"Okay, uh, that's all the time we have here on Ya' Heard."
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"- Yes, yes. - Yeah?"
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"I found this typewriter next to the courtyard dumpster..."
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"Ah."
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"I'm gonna throw it away."
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"Rectangle!"
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"All right."
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"to publicize the Harvest Festival,"
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"- And Lunge. - Oh."
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"You would coordinate"
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"of thinking about maybe staying."
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"- Henry, stop it. - Ow."
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"No, I don't care about their relationship."
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"I would never be able to find a worse assistant."
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"- Come on over, Ben. - Oh, yeah."
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"So this guy, Ben Wyatt,"
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"we're looking him up on Altavista."
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"and when he's 18, he's elected mayor."
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"with that mayor stuff for 17 years."
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"So how are you liking Pawnee?"
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"and walnuts could complement each other so well?"
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"Oh, come on, Leslie."
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"Or Nanna... Gizmo."
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"Okay, do you want me to make those changes, or is it good?"
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"- Melancholy. - Give me this."
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"April really does this every day?"
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"Andy, can I be next?"
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"As did our careers and probably Harvest Fest."
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