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Clips from Rick and Morty - Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind (S01E01)

"Oh, you are?"
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"W-w-w-what do you do?"
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"I-I'm -- I'm in between advertising jobs."
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"Advertising? Wow!"
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"So, people need help figuring"
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"out what to buy, and then y-y-you help 'em?"
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"Well, it's a little more complicated than that."
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"and you seem like a guy who really has it all together."
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"Dude, are you -- w-- you're being a dick, right?"
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"Oh, gosh, I-I hope not. I wouldn't want to offend you in any way."
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"You're really a Rick?"
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"Y-- of course I am -- just as much as my Morty's a Morty."
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"Hey, he looks a lot like Eric Stoltz from the movie "mask.""
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"You know, the one with Cher in it?"
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"He -- he's from a reality where"
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"They assigned him to me because"
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"I never had any kids of my own."
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"But if I did, boy, I'd love them"
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"if they were as smart and as"
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"Hey, get a load of this."
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"Jerry's hanging out with doofus Rick."
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"This is perfect."
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"I'm not doofus Rick!"
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"Jerry, you know this guy eats poop, right?"
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"I guess it's only fair to tell you now, Jerry."
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"I'm the worst Rick of them all."
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"According to who -- other versions of you?"
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"it's that before you get anywhere in life,"
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"Wow. You really are wise, Jerry."
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"The fact that you feel that way makes you the best Rick of them all."
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"You don't care about me at all!"
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"Hey, it's your choice to take it personally, Morty."
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"Now, for the love of God, be quiet."
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"The point of this is to get the drop on the guy."
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"I'm more than a human shield!"
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"You're a perfect, impenetrable suit of human armor, Morty,"
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"because you're as dumb as I am"
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"You -- aren't you a tough customer."
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"Well, la-di-da."
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"Hey, that's mine!"
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"I don't like the look of that Rick, Morty."
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"- We got to escape. - I'm not gonna help you, Rick."
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"- Y-you're a monster. - Don't be Rick-diculous, Morty."
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"It's stupid."
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"Come with me."
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"Geez, man. Ricks, huh?"
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"It would be pointless."
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"Mortys have no chance of defeating a Rick."
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"Looks like payday at Neverland ranch in here."
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"- That guy got it. - Unh-unh-unh, Rick. Quiet."
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"He's not laughing at your dumb jokes, Rick."
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"You see, Rick, you're not as clever as you think you are."
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"I wanted you to find me."
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"Yeah, duh!"
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"I crunched the numbers."
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"I created a spectrum of all the Ricks."
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"Here's where I am."
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"This guy right here -- super-weird."
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"So you want me to team up with"
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"Is that where you're going with this?"
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"Please."
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"I'm simply gonna download the"
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"Okay, if we add a little more"
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"titanium nitrate and just a tad of chlorified tartrate..."
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"Mmm. Mmm!"
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"Well, come on."
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"- It was your idea. - Come here, Jerry!"
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"Hey, uh, come here."
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"I-I want to show you something."
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"Okay, look, everybody makes fun of me for getting these,"
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"What do you think? See?"
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"They have value to you."
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"- Help! - There is no escape, my son."
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"We're giving in -- to the power of the one true Morty."
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"All right, Mortys, listen up."
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"My name is Morty Smith, from earth dimension C-137."
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"I know you're scared, because I'm scared."
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"But that's no reason to accept our fate!"
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"This sounds like something the one true Morty might say."
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"I want to be a gardener!"
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"I'm more than just a hammer!"
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"He is the one true Morty!"
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"Hey, keep it down!"
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"You've lived quite a life, Rick."
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"It's a real shame you're not gonna be around to see it through."
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"We both know that if there's any truth in the universe,"
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"it's that Ricks don't care about Mortys."
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"Do I-I-I-I-it!"
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"You're lucky I'm not a Rick."
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"Huh? W-who is this?"
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"I found the real killer, bitch!"
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"Get over here!"
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"Yo, ding-dong, we're done here. Time to go."
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"W-w-well, does it have to?"
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"I mean, you -- you look just like Rick."
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"I'm not saying kill him, necessarily."
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"I -- I'm also not saying"
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"Jerry, w-we both know it wouldn't work."
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"It's time to go back to our lives."
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"regularly, play video games, date girls."
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"Poor little rickless bastards."
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"Earth Rick C-137, the council"
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"reparations for our"
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"to compensate you with this"
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"voucher for a free replacement"
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"your current Morty should --"
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"Uh, guys, not a good time."
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"Come on, Morty. Let's hit it."
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"I did a pretty good job back there for a human cloaking device."
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"Saved your ass."
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"All right, Morty."
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"Don't break an arm jerking yourself off."
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"go be part of some stupid club, like all those dumb Ricks."
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"You know, maybe I don't connect because I'm the rickest Rick there is."
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"And, you know, it would"
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"g-- Go without saying"
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"- It would go without saying, huh? - Yeah, it would."
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"A cocky Morty can lead to some big problems."
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"It can be a real bad thing for everybody."
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"- What a mess. - Pride cometh before the fall."
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