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Clips from Rick and Morty - Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind (S01E01)

"I guess he got what he deserved."
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"What is that?"
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"Hand me the laser difibulator."
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"Hey, guys, uh, c-can I help?"
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"Maybe you'll make friends with some turds."
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"You make us ashamed to be ourselves!"
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"My God. I've seen this technology before."
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"This Rick was being controlled remotely --"
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"puppeteered by somebody else."
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"This is the receiver."
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"Yeah, but where's the transmitter?"
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"- Wubba dubba dub dub! - Oh. Hey, Jerry."
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"What are you doing in my room, buddy?"
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"Nothing. I was just, um, checking the smoke detectors."
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"All right."
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"Okay, get out."
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"What's that dipshit doing out there? Are you friends with him?"
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"You know he eats his own shit, right?"
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"I've got like 10 Ricks to call right now."
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"Oh, what is happening?!"
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"...Give you anything!"
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"Wherever you find people with heads up their asses,"
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"someone wants a piece of your grandpa,"
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"and a lot of versions of me on different timelines had"
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"Hey! What do you know? It's a cowboy version of me."
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"rendering your fantasies pointless while"
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"Run, Morty!"
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"Yeah, I'd like to order one large phone with extra phones, please."
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"All right, listen, Jerry. If Rick calls,"
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"See, when a Rick is with a Morty,"
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"Morty, you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is."
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"Oh, God!"
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"On paper, Morty. On paper."
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"- Coffee time! - Yeah!"
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"I-I-I guess that's why you work in advertising."
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"Y-y-y-- o-or your stupid portal gun!"
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"Zing!"
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"I listed them out from most evil to least evil."
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"'Cause that's where I'd be going."
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"I think I'm doing pretty good on my own."
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"contents of your brain and then kill you."
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"increase in value or even hold their current value."
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"That's what matters."
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"So, what -- you're just gonna give up?"
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"I'm sick of being a human shield."
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"Come on!"
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"Yeah, hello."
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"I love you, Jerry. I love you."
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"Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!"
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"apologizes for its false"
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"Morty in the event that"
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"- To connect with me a little. - Hey, Morty, you want connection,"
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"The Mortyest Morty."
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"U-uh, I'll explain when you're older."
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"And hispanic on half."
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"And pay phone on half."
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"One day, he will return."
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"We -- we all go to weird places."
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"which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds,"
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"No!"
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"I wouldn't do this. It's barbaric overkill."
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"Is there any way we could shut"
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"You know, Jerry, I'm not gonna tell you that these will"
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"Kill me! Do it!"
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"I just wish I got to see more of you."
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"White people. No, no, no, no. Black people."
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"Yes, I'd like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair, please."
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"down that grid and rescue all those Mortys outside?"
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"The one true Morty!"
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"Oh, t-t-there's no need to do that, Beth."
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"You think I did this?"
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"Man, I can't believe you, Rick."
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"The truth is, you bought them because you like them."
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"What's -- what's up?"
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"Kind of played out, dude."
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"Is it time for arcs yet, Rick?"
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"this device is gonna trace his location."
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"They won't be able to help themselves."
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"You are."
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"You lost the right to have a say in these things when you"
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"and your favorite kind of shirt in stock, huh, Morty?"
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"W-w-w-what about Jerry?"
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"Rick, no!"
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"Oh, my God, Rick, look!"
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"Will you -- will you stop saying that?"
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"Evidence! Good idea."
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"I-I-I'm just an object!"
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"- How long are you staying? - Until we find your Rick."
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"Damn it!"
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"Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?"
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"Regular pancakes are fine."
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"Bring up the holograms."
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"Aaaah!"
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"- Well, it... might be. - It is."
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""shut up," it's really good advice."
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"Zip!"
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"You're missing my symphony."
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"It's incredible what a gifted"
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"Morty! Thank God!"
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"And wheelchair on half."
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"We're Mortys!"
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"Ooh. Look at you, C-137."
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"In here."
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"W-what -- w-what's gonna happen to all these Mortys?"
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"Dad!"
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"- Dad! - Rick!"
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"You have a history of non-cooperation with the council."
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"- Son of a... - Oh, geez."
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"Can't believe our daughter married you."
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"I fiddled with a concept like this once."
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"Well, I mean, you do it,"
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"That's right, Jerry!"
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"We're not so different, you and I."
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"I get it."
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"I found mine."
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"There's little R2-D2s where the George Washingtons should be."
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"I want to write really crazy, intense action novels!"
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"Do your worst, you little bastards!"
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"Point taken, but this is no time for arcs."
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"Hey, what do me and O.J. not have in common?"
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