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Clips from Rick and Morty - Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind (S01E01)

"They have little R2-D2s instead of George Washington."
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"- Our son's been abducted! - You hate me for buying those coins!"
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"- Geez, Rick, w-what is this place? - The citadel of Ricks."
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"It's the secret headquarters for the council of Ricks."
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"in the universe that consider my genius a threat --"
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"most of the entire intergalactic government."
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"the same problem, so a few thousand versions of me had the"
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"like a herd of cattle or a school of fish or those"
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"people who answer questions on yahoo! Answers."
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"Geez, you're easy to impress."
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"Yeah, most timelines have a Rick, and most Ricks have a Morty."
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"This place is a real who's who of who's you and me."
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"Turn your boring, old Morty into a-- hot fashion statement"
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"with some Morty dazzlers."
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"Dumb."
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"Excuse me, sir, is your Morty insured?"
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"You know, every year, hundreds of Mortys are injured --"
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"Back off!"
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"Not my cup of tea, this place."
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"I say the point of being a Rick is being a Rick."
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"Save your anti-Rick speech for the council of Ricks, terror-Rick."
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"Hey, save your Rick rules for the sheep-Ricks, Rick-pig."
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"- [beep] me, pal. - [beep] you?"
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"Why am I the first Rick you pull in every time a Rick stubs his toe?"
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"Yeah, so does the scientist formerly known as Rick."
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"W-w-w-w-w-why isn't he here in handcuffs?"
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"You fit the profile."
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"Of all the Ricks in the central finite curve,"
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"you're the malcontent, the rogue."
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"I'm the Rick,"
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"and so were the rest of you before you formed this stupid alliance."
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"You wanted to be safe from the government,"
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"so you became a stupid government."
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"I've got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them."
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"absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste,"
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"and I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it,"
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"but I think we all like Fluffy disks of cake with syrup on top,"
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"and I think we also like to be accused of crimes when there's evidence!"
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"So, as they say in Canada, peace oot!"
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"Scan his portal gun!"
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"What?! That's Rick-diculous!"
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"I'm obviously being set up."
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"of Ricks sentences you to the machine of unspeakable doom,"
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"everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp."
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"Also, every 10 seconds, it stabs your balls."
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"I've heard enough."
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"They could have gone into any one of these."
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"- Oh, man! - We lost 'em."
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"That'll keep 'em busy for a while."
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"Those guys were wrong, right?"
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"Y-y-y-you-- you wouldn't kill yourself -- yourselves."
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"Of course not, Morty. How could that profit me?"
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"But someone out there is killing Ricks,"
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"and the council ain't gonna stop thinking it's me"
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"until we clear our names -- by finding the real Rick-killer."
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"I'm scared, Rick."
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"Maybe we should go home and stockpile weapons,"
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"like that show "doomsday preppers"."
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"Besides, your home is most likely swarming with Ricks by now."
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"You just got to keep him on the phone for 30 seconds or longer."
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"Who wants lemonade?"
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"Mmm! Oh! Delicious!"
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"Beth you're a treasure."
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"I have a Beth just like you in my reality, except you know what?"
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"She's not as brilliant or attractive."
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"Aw. Thank you."
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"Oh! She did! She did it!"
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"H-hello?"
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"- Hey, Jerry, it's Rick. - Rick! Hey."
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"So, listen, the heat's on, and there's nowhere left to turn,"
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"so Morty and I are just gonna fly my spaceship into a black hole."
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"- Morty!! - We got it."
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"The call's coming from..."
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"♪ inside the house ♪"
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"Look at his face! You dummy!"
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"Too easy!"
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"The Ricks are probably gonna waste some time messing with Jerry."
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"But as soon as they get bored, they'll be onto us."
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"Phones à la clams and phonesghetti with phone balls."
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"- Anything else? - Yeah, more phone sticks, please."
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"You know, Rick, when I first saw all those Ricks and Mortys,"
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"But then I realized it just means that our relationship must"
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"be pretty special to span over all those different timelines."
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"Yeah, it's got to be that way."
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"What are you talking about, Rick?"
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"Ricks have a very distinctive and traceable brain wave due to our genius."
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"The best way to hide from an enemy's radar is to stand near"
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"someone with complementary brain waves that make ours invisible."
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"Um... Because o-our personalities are so different?"
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"Oh, shit, dawg."
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"My portal gun was hacked remotely, Morty--"
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"obviously by the real killer, to frame me."
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"But I was able to trace the signal."
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"- Uh-oh. - Excuse me."
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"We've tracked a pair of dangerous criminals to this exact location."
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"I'm gonna mark us each with a red "X" right now."
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"That way, if someone has a gun and we both tell you to shoot"
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"the other one because they're the evil one, you'll know who's lying."
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"Hey, check it out."
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"Hey, it's a good thing that space outlet had lab coats"
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"Yeah, Rick, I-I heard you the first time."
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"You don't have to keep saying it over and over."
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"Man, this place is way off the grid."
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"This guy does not want to be found."
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"doesn't he just have to stand by a Morty to hide?"
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"There's a bunch of people strapped all over that building!"
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"Not people, Morty -- Mortys."
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"W-w-why would somebody do this? It's horrible!"
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"Well, one Morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrats,"
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"put them in agonizing pain,"
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"that creates a pattern that can hide even from other Ricks [beep]."
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"I mean, you could accomplish the same result with, like,"
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"five Mortys and a jumper cable."
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"Which I also wouldn't do!"
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"I'm just saying, it's bad craftsmanship."
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"Yo, yo, yo, yo!"
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"That's what I like to hear!"
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"- Hi, Jerry. - Leave me alone."
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"I'm working."
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