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Clips from American Dad! - Wife Insurance (S04E04)

"What can I say? I love women."
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"Now I can make a woman quiver just by looking at her the right way."
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"- Who ate my sopaipilla? - [All Laugh]"
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"A treasured item gone missing. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Yeah. Sounds like a case for-"
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"## [Continues]"
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"that case... found us."
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"- Eh? - Eh."
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"- Eh? - Stop that!"
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"- [Sobbing] No! - ## [Orchestra Swells]"
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"- [Whimpering] - [Softly] There, there."
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"You are relieved."
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"- [Woman] Halt! - Don't shoot."
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"# I need to know #"
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"[Swoons]"
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"Search her dresser for clues. I'll take the closet."
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"Oh! I thought I'd never see you again."
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"It's almost over."
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"That's more than most people ever get."
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"Like that extra pair of underwear I keep in the car..."
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"just in case."
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"How crazy would it be to plan a backup marriage..."
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"Are you in love with Meg Penner?"
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"What? No. No, I'm not in love with her."
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"Then why are you making all these plans with her?"
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"It's not nothing. Not to a woman at least."
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"She wears Crocs around the office."
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"Look, Francine, they say men who are happily married..."
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"We know you were in the victim's room on the day in question, Barry."
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"Your accident humbled you and made you grateful for every day you're alive."
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"- [Yelps] - You wanna go to jail, double stuff?"
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"Maybe I'll reach out to a buddy of mine- dirty cop, owes me a favor."
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"Francine, I see what you're doin' here..."
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"Baby, none of this happens till you're dead."
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"Klaus, you're gonna face the scales of LadyJustice."
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"Your days of crime are "H2 Over.""
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"Ja. I've been tangled in it since I was in Hayley's room."
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"We found our next clue."
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"You proud of that sentence you just said?"
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"What? Oh, that?"
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"You got it bad, Meg."
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"Now, listen, I'm gonna leave, but, um-"
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"- I'm sorry? - No can do."
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"as long as it's not too shticky."
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"- Your what now? - That was the whole point of this."
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"to scrub the bird poo out of my red wig."
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"- Nice pun work, Wheels. - Thanks, Legman."
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"as the happiest man alive by becoming Mrs. Lady Carolyn Gilbert-Lawson Rojas?"
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"[Lady Carolyn, Alejandro Screaming]"
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"We're gonna be together- like we planned."
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"And my heart has a cavity that only you can fill."
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"I was jealous, so I tried to make you jealous."
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"I can put a crown on for you."
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"Let's face it. On our darkest day, we're Scooby-Doo."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"[Chorus] #Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"- Glock nine-millimeter. - Check."
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"- Kevlar vest. - Check."
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"- What you do to yourself before you wreck yourself. - Check."
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"Oh, Stan. I hate it when you go on these dangerous missions."
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"Honey, it's just a two-day surveillance job."
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"Trust me. I'll be back in time for Valentine's Day..."
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"when I'll take you out for a disappointing set-menu dinner..."
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"at the Macaroni Grill."
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"For a meeting between wealthy arms dealers, this sure is boring."
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"I thought they'd at least have a band or... juggling."
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"Juggling is amazing."
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"Yeah, this is a snooze fest."
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"I should be rolling in the sheets with Lana from Accounting right now."
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"Lana? Thought she was a lesbian."
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"[Chuckles] She was."
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"Wow. Jim, your ability with the ladies never ceases to amaze me."
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"This might make me sound like a wuss..."
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"but I get off when they get off."
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"- Oh, come on! - I mean it."
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"That's why I took that class on sexual energy."
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"Which way? First boobs, then face, then butt?"
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"N-No. I mean-Wait. Something's happening."
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"[Stan] The guards are on the move."
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"- But to where? - [Knocking]"
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"[Speaking Spanish]"
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"[Male Announcer On TV] Now back to Tex and Mex."
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"Hoo-wee! Thanks to some good detective work by me..."
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"and, to a lesser extent, my partner, Mexican Joey..."
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"the bikini thief is finally headed to jail."
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"[Exaggerated Accent] I guess that only leaves one mystery."
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"Wow! Tex and Mex did it again."
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"Nothing more satisfying than solvin' a case."
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"Has anyone seen my Shuffle? I can't find it anywhere."
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"[Together] Wheels and the Legman!"
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"## [Roger, Steve Humming Theme]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"- Huh? - You know, Wheels and the Legman-"
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"the detective duo we created."
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"I'm Wheels, and Roger's the Legman."
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"We've been looking for a case, but now it appears..."
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"- Eh? - Eh."
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"Look, if you see my Shuffle, let me know."
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"There is, madam, the small matter of our fee."
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"Twenty dollars a day, plus expenses."
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"Or that half a turkey sandwich you left in the fridge."
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"- That's Dad's. - We have a deal then."
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"- [Gasps] - ## [Orchestra Swells]"
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"- ## [Stops] - Why so sad, Mrs. Smith?"
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"It's me, Scott, from Langley Flag and Boot Cleaning."
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"- Oh. - Say hi to your husband. He's my best customer."
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"[Gasps] Stan's boss."
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"Francine, I have bad news."
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"- [Sobbing] - ## [Orchestra Swells]"
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"- ## [Stops] - My car broke down two blocks from here."
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"- And it's just off warranty. - That's the bad news?"
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"Well, actually, there's more."
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"Father Carrington?"
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"Mrs. Smith, there's no easy way to say this..."
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"- so I'm just going to be direct. - Oh, dear God!"
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