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Clips from Family Guy - Lottery Fever (S10E10)

"Hey, Horace, another round for everybody."
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"Gosh, Peter, you're really"
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"being generous with your money."
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"Hey, what's the point of being rich"
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"if you can't share it with your pals, huh?"
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"Okay, wait, I-I got one."
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"Who would you rather do?"
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"Susan Boyle or a sex doll"
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"that's been passed around a fraternity?"
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"Well, have they been cleaning the doll?"
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"Please, these guys are Betas-- they're total animals."
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"Hey, I got one, Peter."
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"What would you rather do?"
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"Tread water where you are right now"
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"or increase your net worth fivefold"
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"within the next 18 months?"
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"Huh?"
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"What? I... what are you talking about?"
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"and he says he's come up"
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"with a new penis enlargement pill,"
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"and if we can bankroll him $100,000 in startup money,"
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"Well, uh... gee, I-I'm... I don't, uh..."
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"Peter, I've taken the liberty"
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"of mocking up some sales projections."
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"Wow, that's pretty good."
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"And this would be our net profits."
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"Yikes."
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"You know, Peter, uh,"
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"Bonnie's birthday is coming up, and I'll be gol-darned"
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"if I didn't go ahead and promise her that Stevie Nicks"
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"would come to our house and sing three songs to her."
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"Boy, do I got a big mouth, huh?"
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"Yeah, if you're going to open your mouth with the missus,"
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"stick to kisses, huh?"
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"What neat humor. What neat humor."
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"So what do say, Peter? Can you help us out?"
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"Of course I can, you dope."
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"We're pals, right?"
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"There you go."
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"Hey, Horace, give us"
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"three shots of your best bourbon."
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"And have that Russian waiter I like bring it over."
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"♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪"
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"♪ Trololo ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪"
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"♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪"
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"♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪"
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"♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪"
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"♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la la la la la la la la ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la la ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la ♪"
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"♪ Bop ba da da da da da da da ♪"
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"♪ La la la la la la. ♪"
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"Boy, you wouldn't guess from that smile"
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"that all his kids were stillborn, huh?"
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"All right, well, thanks again, Peter."
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"I got to head out."
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"I told my mother I'd visit her in the hospital."
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"Yeah, and I got to work."
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"I'm flying a leg to Minneapolis tonight."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, I-I-I understand."
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"You... you've got other things to do."
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"I-I just wrote you guys a couple of checks,"
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"but no, you... you-you-you do your things."
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"What? No, I mean, I-I'm just saying,"
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"I-I thought friends hang out, do things with each other."
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"You know, especially when one friend"
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"gives the other friends a whole bunch of money."
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"Oh. Well, I guess I could stick around."
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"Yeah, and I-I guess the co-pilot can fly the plane."
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"She's a woman and passengers are usually okay with that."
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"I once saw a deodorant commercial"
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"that had a woman pilot."
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"That's more like it."
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"From now on, we're all gonna do whatever I want to do."
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"'Cause I'm the one with the dough."
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"Okay, I guess that's fair."
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"Good. 'Cause what I want to do is"
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"stay here, get drunk and watch TV."
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"We now return to Michael McDonald During Allergy Season."
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"Haa..."
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"Haa-haa..."
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"Haa-haa-haa-haa-haa..."
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"Haa..."
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"♪ Haa-chu! ♪"
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"Hey, Peter, you wanted me to watch the entire first season"
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"of True Blood and come show you where there was boob?"
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"That's right, I don't want to see"
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"any actual True Blood, just boob."
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"Yeah, well, I found some."
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"No!"
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"Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob!"
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"That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy."
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"Geez. Y-You should know that, Joe!"
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"You should definitely know that!"
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"Sorry, Peter."
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"Sorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing!"
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"And as for you, Anna, you're dreadful and so is the program."
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"I didn't write it."
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"Yeah, but you know the people who do."
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"That Alan Ball-- you know him, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"How come everything he writes"
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"is so dreary? I don't know."
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"Tell him to cheer up! Things ain't so bad!"
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"This is a weird episode."
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"Okay, Quagmire, I want you to take the first bite"
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"out of this fudge pop,"
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"because that first bite is the one that really hurts."
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"Well, okay."
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"Ah! Ow!"
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"Ow!"
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"Yeah, that's right "Ow.""
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"Now, you swallow that."
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"Don't you dare spit that out."
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"What's the difference?"
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"You got what you wanted."
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