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Clips from Family Guy - Lottery Fever (S10E10)

"I said swallow it!"
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"Now, smear what's left of it on your face"
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"and look at me with your mouth open."
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"Look at yourself, you filthy whore."
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"Okay, guys, now you're gonna do a synchronized duet"
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"of "Makin' Whoopee" while I shoot you with this BB gun."
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"That doesn't sound safe."
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"Action!"
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"♪ Another bride ♪ ♪ She looks so gay ♪"
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"♪ Another sunny honeymoon ♪"
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"♪ Hip hip hoor... ♪"
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"♪ Another reason ♪"
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"Look, you aren't gonna shoot us in the eye, are you, Peter?"
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"Oh, no, Joe."
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"I wouldn't try to shoot you in the eye."
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"♪ A lot of shoes ♪ ♪ We're throwing shoes ♪"
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"♪ A lot of rice ♪ ♪ It's all so ni... ♪"
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"Peter, it was really close to my eye!"
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"Relax, Joe."
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"I'm nowhere near your eye."
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"Hey, Joe, open your eye."
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"Gotcha."
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"What the hell, Peter?! You shot him in the eye!"
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"Keep singing, you. And keep your chin up,"
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"so I can see your throat."
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"Jerk? What kind of a way is that"
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"to talk to your friend who gives you money?"
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"Go to hell, Peter!"
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"We don't need your money!"
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"And we don't need friends like you!"
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"Yeah! We're out of here!"
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"Fine, go on. I don't care."
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"I don't need you, I got money!"
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"You know, Peter, you used to be a great guy."
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"Come on, Joe!"
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"this guy! Aah!"
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"I'm here to audition for Fiddler on the Roof."
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"Come right in."
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"Peter, my God, what the hell are you wearing?"
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"It's a solid gold tuxedo, Lois."
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"I had to fight three rappers"
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"down at the Nonsense Store for this."
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"I'm worried the money is changing this family,"
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"and not the way you hoped."
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"Well, I was hoping it would make you shut up, so you're right."
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"You know, I spoke to Bonnie this morning,"
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"and she said you haven't talked to Joe or Quagmire in two weeks."
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"Who cares? I don't need Quagmire."
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"And I certainly don't need Joe."
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"I got Money Joe."
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"That's a good one, Money Joe!"
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"I don't like what this money is doing to us."
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"It's even affecting Brian and Stewie."
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"I think I'm gonna take a nap."
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"What, here? Yeah, I had a giant mobile"
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"put in the sky so I can sleep wherever I want."
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"This is nice."
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"I hope that bear comes around soon."
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"That's sort of my fave-- Oh, look, the bear!"
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"And it's not just them."
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"Chris has also been developing some very expensive tastes."
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"Model glue, sir?"
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"Well, what do we have today?"
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"Today we have a recent vintage procured just this morning"
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"from Michael's Hobby Shop."
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"Yes, that's very nice."
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"Bring me my finest rag."
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"Your fancy rag, sir."
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"You are relieved for the evening."
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"You don't see poor people doing this!"
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"Lois, don't you understand?"
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"We don't got any of our old problems anymore."
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"We don't have to worry about paying bills,"
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"we don't have to worry about saving dough."
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"All we got to do is enjoy ourselves."
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"Interested?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Peter, it's beautiful!"
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"Is it a blood diamond?"
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"Ah, the bloodiest."
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"The two kids who found it were forced to murder each other."
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"Oh, Peter, I love it."
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"Hey, you want to watch a DVD of the murder while we do it?"
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"I already watched it eight times,"
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"so I know exactly which part I want to blam at."
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"Chris, Meg, now that I'm a rich father,"
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"you will try to impress me, and I will remain distant."
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"Go."
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"Um, say, Dad, did I tell you"
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"Hmm. Sounds like somebody's dad"
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"is happier than me right now."
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"Well, um, how about this, Dad?"
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"The school paper is doing a story about me."
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"Uh, I was thinking about joining the Army?"
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"No."
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"Meg, as a girl, your life holds no merit."
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"And, Chris, try as you may, you will never be"
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"as good as your older brother who died."
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"He was good at sports and talking."
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"Now, pardon me while I look at scrimshaw"
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"through a magnifying glass."
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"Ah, brave men all."
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"That's good scrimshaw."
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"Ah, I never thought I'd be having high tea"
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"at the Park Barrington every single day."
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"Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it?"
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"Waiter, have the chef prepare a bucket of your finest caviar,"
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"and then give it a helicopter tour of the city."
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"Very good, sir."
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"Very good indeed."
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"I hope it enjoys it as much as that Maine lobster I ordered."
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"And over there is the Rhode Island State House,"
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"the second largest self-supporting marble dome"
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"in North America."
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"Why the am I doing this?"
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"Sir, about your bill..."
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"Oh, don't worry, Carstairs,"
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"there's ample gratuity on there for you."
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"Nyah."
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"Well, actually, sir, your card has been declined."
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