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Clips from Scrubs - My Cookie Pants (S08E08)

"how she manages to raise her own kid without a nanny,"
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"because I ate an entire batch of cookie dough last night with a spatula."
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"and you're not there for me, and I know what you're gonna say is that..."
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"I know. I thought if I took it as a compliment,"
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"An endoscopy's a really painful, invasive procedure."
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"And if I don't start seeing some changes soon,"
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"J.D.: Careful. Keep your bad-ass doctor stare going in case she looks back."
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"Nailed it."
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"I just came up here because I heard"
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"You're in."
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"Well, I did, so that kind of puts me in a pickle."
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"Just tell me this one thing and then I'll leave you alone."
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"what would it be?"
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"I can't come up with anything new."
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"No. J.D. Might like the idea of that,"
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"Oh, by the way, Jordan thinks I'm hot."
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"Would it make you feel any better to bat this around for a while?"
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"I'm not gonna fix anything. I got my own garbage."
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"You're just loving watching me fall apart like this, huh?"
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"Who the hell do you think recommended you?"
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"- Oh, God, no. - What?"
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"You wanna come over for a brewski tomorrow"
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"but I bet it sucks."
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"J.D.: I was still trying to get my intern Jo"
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"Partly because you were meant to do it,"
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"and check out my hobby shop?"
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"I was thinking of ordering an endoscopy on Mr. Lawton. Yeah?"
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"Turk, come on. I'm desperate."
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"I mean, she says that you even cry sometimes."
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"We're just connected."
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"It's kind of like I'm the dude and you're the chick."
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"Come to daddy."
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"J.D.: And even if some people can only take a baby step..."
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"J.D.: There's nothing worse than running into a sworn enemy"
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"Sweetie, I am so, so proud of you."
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"J.D.: Now that I was dating Elliot again,"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"and that soon you would be carted off"
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"Bam!"
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"What?"
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"Reminds me of what my grandpa taught me when I was a boy."
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"Excuse me. Dr. Kelso, isn't it? I'm Jordan Sullivan."
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"Yeah. Sure, I can come in then."
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"I don't even know what to say. You got to give me a second."
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"Anyway, I promised J.D. This crazy sex night,"
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"Get out of my way!"
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"- Stupid sweet tooth! - Okay."
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"but we've hooked up so much in the past,"
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"Because sometimes that's all people need to deal with their fatal flaw."
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"J.D.: Time to make things right."
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"Okay."
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"We spent that night watching a young father die of lung cancer."
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"you're gonna have to give up all of that immature, neurotic over-thinking"
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"Wow. You look amazing."
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"Now all that's left to do is sew up the surrounding muscle tissue."
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"Oh, now that can't be good."
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"I'd pretend to care, but I don't have to."
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"that demons dragged you down to Hell to chew your face off."
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"I mean, what did you think was gonna happen to them?"
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"Thank you."
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"- Probably sounds crazy to you? - Not crazy, just a little weird."
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"and addressing staff and patient complaints,"
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"I should go."
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"You heard that, Rochelle?"
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"I don't know who you think you are,"
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"If you had to come up with the ultimate sexual experience for J.D.,"
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"anyone who would convince Perry not to take the Chief job has never met me."
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"This is bed six."
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"Much better."
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"That we don't have to try and make it special. Okay?"
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"Even in cookie pants?"
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"J.D.: Why on the roof?"
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"Just like my granddad taught me when I was a boy."
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"- Todd, hit the button. - What button?"
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"and just be with each other."
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