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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Royal Episode 13 (S02E02)

"YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND A TIGER'S BUM."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M SICK OF ALL THIS BLOODY FIGHTING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IF IT'S NOT THE BLOODY TREATY OF UTRECHT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S THE BLOODY BINOMIAL THEOREM."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THIS ISN'T THE SENIOR COMMON ROOM AT ALL SOULS--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S THE BLOODY COAL FACE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HEY, GAFFER, CAN YOU SETTLE SOMETHING?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN THE FRIEZE SECTION OF THE ENTABLATURE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF CLASSICAL GREEK DORIC TEMPLES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU BLOODY FOOL, MORGAN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE ABACUS IS BETWEEN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE ARCHITRAVE AND THE ECHINUS IN THE CAPITAL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU STINKING LIAR!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( all shouting )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BREAK IT UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( bell ringing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, MOST MAGNIFICENT AND MERCIFUL MAJESTY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, PROTECTOR OF THE MEEK"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHOSE NOSE WE ARE NOT WORTHY TO PICK"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT WITH THEIR NOISY LOVEMAKING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF THE SECTION BETWEEN THE TRIGLYPHS IN THE FRIEZE SECTION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF A CLASSICAL DORIC ENTABLATURE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO IDEA."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SORRY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( bell ringing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"STILL NO SETTLEMENT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MINERS REFUSE TO RETURN TO WORK"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UNTIL THE MANAGEMENT DEFINE A METOPE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MEANWHILE, AT DAGENHAM"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE UNOFFICIAL STRIKE COMMITTEE AT FORDS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HAVE INCREASED THEIR DEMANDS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO 13 REASONS WHY HENRY III WAS A BAD KING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AT WEMBLEY TONIGHT, ENGLAND BEAT SPAIN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BY A PLATE OF BRAISED PUS TO A PUTRID HERON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND NOW, THE TOAD ELEVATING MOMENT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( dramatic theme musicplaying )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"GOOD EVENING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, WE HAVE IN THE STUDIO TONIGHT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"A MAN WHO SAYS THINGS IN A VERY ROUNDABOUT WAY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ISN'T THAT SO, MR. PUDIFOOT?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HAVE YOU ALWAYS SAID THINGS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN A VERY ROUNDABOUT WAY?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I CAN'T HELP NOTICING THAT FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO SAY THINGS IN A VERY ROUNDABOUT WAY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOUR LAST TWO ANSWERS HAVE HAD VERY LITTLE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF THE DISCURSIVE QUALITY ABOUT THEM."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, WELL, I'M NOT VERY TALKATIVE TODAY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S A FORM OF DEFENSIVE RESPONSE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I USED TO GET IT VERY BAD WHEN I WAS A BOY..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, WHEN I SAY BADLY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN FACT, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FASHION THEY HAD"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FOR, YOU KNOW, LITTLE POODLES WITH SMALL COATS...?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AH, NOW YOU'RE BEGINNING TO TALK..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU'RE BEGINNING TO TALK IN A ROUNDABOUT WAY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, I'M SORRY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO, NO, NO. PLEASE DO CARRY ON"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BECAUSE THAT IS IN FACT WHY WE WANTED YOU ON THE SHOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE INTERESTED IN ME"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, LET'S MOVE ON TO OUR NEXT GUEST"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHO NOT ONLY LIVES IN ESSEX"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT ALSO SPEAKS ONLY THE ENDS OF WORDS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. OHN ITH. MR. ITH, GOOD EVENING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"...OOD ...ING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NICE TO HAVE YOU..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NICE TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. ITH, DON'T YOU FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO MAKE YOURSELF UNDERSTOOD?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, IT IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"JUST A MINUTE. YOU'RE A FRAUD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, NO. I CAN SPEAK THE THIRD"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND FOURTH SENTENCES PERFECTLY NORMALLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I SEE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"...T'S ...IGHT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AS WE MOVE ON TO OUR NEXT GUEST"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHO SPEAKS ONLY THE BEGINNINGS OF WORDS--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. J... SM..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. SM..., GOOD EVENING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"G... E..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HAVE YOU TWO MET BEFORE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"N... ...O. N... ...O."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, THIS IS REALLY A FASCINATING OCCASION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BECAUSE WE HAVE IN THE STUDIO"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. ...OH... ...I..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHO SPEAKS ONLY THE MIDDLES OF WORDS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"GOOD EVENING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"...OO... ...NI..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Interviewer: DUNFERMLINE IN SCOTLAND."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"...OOD ...ING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MR. J... SM..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"...OOO... ...NI..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"G... EVE..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YES, WELL, HA, HA, JUST A MOMENT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"PERHAPS YOU'D ALL LIKE TO SAY GOOD EVENING TOGETHER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"G... ...OO... ...D"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"EVE... ...NI... ...ING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( whistles )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HI, THERE, BEAUTIFUL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( sobbing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HI, BOB."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I DON'T KNOW, TOM"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT GIRLS SEEM TO AVOID ME THESE DAYS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HMM, COULD BE BAD BREATH, BOB."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SAY, HAVE YOU TRIED USING CRELM TOOTHPASTE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"GOSH, TOM, DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD HELP?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU BET YOUR BOOTS IT WILL, BOB."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TOM WAS SURE RIGHT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CRELM HAS CHANGED MY LIFE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HI, GIRLS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( noisy chewing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THIS TABLE HAS BEEN TREATED"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WITH ORDINARY SOAP POWDER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT THESE HAVE BEEN TREATED WITH NEW FIBRO-VAL."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND JUST LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE TABLE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IS ALL BROKEN AND SMASHED--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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