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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Royal Episode 13 (S02E02)

"( pastoral musicplaying )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man ( upbeat voice ): I LOVE THE SURGICAL GARMENT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ENJOY THE DELIGHTS OF THE VICTOR MATURE ABDOMINAL CORSET."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SAIL DOWN THE NILE ON THE BLEED-IT KOSHER TRUSS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND DON'T FORGET THE HERCULES HOLD-'EM-IN--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE ALL-PURPOSE CONCRETE TRUSS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FOR THE MAN WITH THE FAMILY HERNIA."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( with normal voice ): WELL, LAST WEEK ON FISH CLUB"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE LEARNT HOW TO SEX A PIKE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THIS WEEK WE'RE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO FEED A GOLDFISH."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOW, CONTRARY TO WHAT MOST PEOPLE THINK"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE GOLDFISH HAS A RAVENOUS APPETITE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IF IT DOESN'T GET ENOUGH PROTEIN IT GETS VERY THIN--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HERE'S ONE SPECIALLY RECOMMENDED"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BY THE BOARD OF IRRESPONSIBLE PEOPLE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FIRST, SOME COLD CONSOMME OR GAZPACHO..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THEN SOME SAUSAGES WITH SPRING GREENS...."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SAUTEED POTATOES, BREAD, GRAVY..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Announcer: THE RSPCA WISH IT TO BE KNOWN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT THATMAN WAS NOT A BONA-FIDEANIMAL LOVER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND ALSO THAT GOLDFISH DO NOT EAT SAUSAGES..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: ...TREACLE TART!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Announcer: SHUT UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THEYARE QUITE HAPPY WITH BREADCRUMBS, ANTS' EGGSAND..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHO WROTE THAT?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( birds singing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( woman giggling )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: COME ON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Woman: OH, CHARLES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: COME ON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( man chuckling )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, oh..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: Oh..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( man and woman giggling )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THE SHOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( birds singing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Announcer: HERBERTMENTAL COLLECTS BIRD-WATCHERS' EGGS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AT HIS HOME IN SURREY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HERE NOW, THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING ONE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HE IS USUALLY FOUND IN SURREY HEDGEROWS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT I FOUND THIS ONE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IN THE GENTS AT ST. PANCRAS, UNEATEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( with high-pitched voice ): MR. MENTAL, WHY DID YOU START COLLECTING BIRD-WATCHER'S EGGS?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( with normal voice ): WELL, I DID IT TO GET ON MAN ALIVE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( high ): MAN ALIVE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( normal ): THAT'S RIGHT, YES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UH, BUT THEN, THAT GOT ALL SERIOUS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AS AN ECCENTRIC ON THE REGIONAL SECTION OF NATIONWIDE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( high ): MR. MENTAL, I BELIEVE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU STARTED TO COLLECT BUTTERFLY HUNTERS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( normal ): BUTTERFLY HUNTERS?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( high ): YES."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( normal ): OH, THAT'S RIGHT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HERE'S A COUPLE OF THEM OVER HERE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NICE LITTLE CHAPS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT THE HOBBY I ENJOYED MOST WAS RACING PIGEON FANCIERS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( pigeon fanciers cooing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( Pomp and Circumstance playing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DINSDALE! DINSDALE!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( rapid footsteps )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( knocking )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IS THE BALLOON READY?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YEAH, BOSS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"COMING RIGHT UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( blowing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OKAY, LET'S GO."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( explosions )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( fanfare playing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( rapid footsteps and giggling )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UH, GOOD MORNING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'VE BEEN IN TOUCH WITH YOU"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ABOUT THE, UH, LIFE INSURANCE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UH DID YOU... DID YOU BRING THE, UH..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MMM, SPECIMEN OF YOUR..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"UM, AND SO ON AND SO ON?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'S IN THE CAR."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THERE'S RATHER A LOT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"GOOD, GOOD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DO YOU REALLY NEED 12 GALLONS?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MMM... NO. NO, NOT REALLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, WHY DO YOU WANT IT?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT WANTING INSURANCE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I MEAN, IF YOU'RE NOT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU WON'T SPEND A COUPLE OF MONTHS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FILLING UP THAT ENORMOUS CHURN WITH..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MMM... SO ON AND SO ON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SHALL I BRING IT IN?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"LORD, NO. THROW IT AWAY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THROW IT AWAY?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I WAS MONTHS FILLING THAT THING UP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( drum roll )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( "God Save The Queen"playing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: AND WE'VEJUST HEARD THAT HER MAJESTY, THE QUEEN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HASJUST TUNED IN TO THIS PROGRAM"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND SHE IS NOW WATCHING THIS ROYAL SKETCH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HERE IN THIS ROYAL SET."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THEACTOR ON THE LEFT IS WEARING THE GREAT GRA Y SUIT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF THE BBC WARDROBE DEPARTMENT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THE OTHER ACTOR ISABOUT TO DELIVER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE FIRST GREAT ROYAL JOKE HERE THIS ROYAL EVENING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"GOING TO THE RIGHT, YOU CAN SEE THE ROYAL CAMERAMAN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND BEHIND..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OH, WEJUST HEARD SHE'S SWITCHED OVER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SHE'S WATCHING NEWS AT TEN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( cries of disappointment from audience )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"...DESPITE THE UNION'S RECOMMENDATION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT THE STRIKERS SHOULD ACCEPT THE SECOND AND THIRD CLAUSES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF THE AGREEMENT ARRIVED AT LAST THURSDAY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( drum roll )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( "God Save The Queen"playing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TODAY SAW THE PUBLICATION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"OF THE McGUFFIE COMMISSION'S CONTROVERSIAL REPORT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Man: GET ON PARADE!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"COME ON, COME ON!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY, HAVE WE?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HURRY UP!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"RIGHT!"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOW, I KNOW SOME HOSPITALS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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