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Clips from The Simpsons - A Milhouse Divided (S08E08)

"Oh, yes, Kirk. I love having to borrow money from my sister."
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"Lisa, why don't you come sing for us?"
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"- ## [Singing] - Oh, great!"
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"I am not happy. And I haven't been happy for a long time."
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"Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it, toots!"
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"And here's a picture even you can figure out!"
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"- It's a door! Use it! - That's a door?"
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"Hello, I'm Dr Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate your butt."
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"[Imitates Hibbert Laughing]"
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"All right, if you think you must."
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"Oh, okay. Ta-ta! I'm off to the beauty salon!"
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"Well, I think that went pretty well."
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"I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party."
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"They were so insulting- "You are a coward.""
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"No one likes to hear that after a nice meal."
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"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
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"she wasn't really my mother anymore."
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"Oh. So I guess I'm not alone."
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"Aw, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it."
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"I sleep in a drawer."
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Humming]"
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"I must say, Luann, you're really handling this splendidly."
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"From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luann Van Houten."
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"Actually, Luann, I don't really know anything about you."
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"Forget it! She's gone! Presto change-o!"
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"Uh, singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want."
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"- Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. - The one down the hall?"
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"Yeah. And another great thing- you get your own bed."
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"Uh, I sleep in a racing car. Do you?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - [Knocking]"
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"Nah. A possum drowned in the pool. You have any garbage bags?"
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"Ah, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it."
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"Well, thanks for introducing me."
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"Ah, don't worry, Homer. You know me."
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"And I'm a superstar at the cracker factory."
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"Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families."
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"Maybe single people eat crackers. We don't know."
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"And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is Milhouse!"
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"[Luann] Milhouse, are you sure you want to drive that inside?"
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"- Yes! - Okay. Be careful, sweet, sweet treasure."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"[Giggles] Chase, it's only been three hours."
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"- Who's Chase? - Oh, that's Mom's new boyfriend."
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"Hey, I know you from American Gladiators. You're Pyro!"
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"[Laughs] Only on weekends."
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"- Really? - Go ahead. Break a chair on me."
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"Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"Gee! Sorry! It's a pretty standard stunt, Homer."
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"Remember? Luann and Chase are taking us out to hear Spalding Gray."
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"- I don't want to go to that. - You said you'd do it as a favor to me."
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"Homer, I want you to meet my new special lady. Say hello to Starla."
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"Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs."
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"Oh, okay."
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"She's gonna help me launch my singing career."
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"- [Tires Screeching] - My car!"
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""Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [Laughing]"
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""Can I Borrow a Feeling?""
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"It's your picture on the front."
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"- Go ahead, Homer. Laugh at me. - I already did."
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"[Sighs] You know why all this happened, don't ya?"
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"You know, in 12 years, I never once helped out with the housework."
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"Oh, yeah, you gotta do that."
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"I could have taken just a little time to- to make her feel special."
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"It can't just be sex. It can't!"
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"God, I was so self-centered! No wonder I didn't see it coming."
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"That's how it is though. One day your wife is making you your favorite meal..."
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"a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine."
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"Marge, I'm home! Where are you?"
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"[Screams]"
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"Hi, Dad."
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"- You know, there's buns in the cabinet. - Lisa, wait!"
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"I know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you..."
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"but you've got to save my marriage!"
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"Oh, okay? Can I stay up?"
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"All right."
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"[Clears Throat] As you know, there's been a lot of talk about divorce lately."
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"You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she's stood by you."
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"- Why would she leave you now? - Because there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!"
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"Our whole marriage started off on the wrong foot."
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"By the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife."
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"Here's $10 worth of chips."
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"See? You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a first-class wedding reception."
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"you're going to yell "surprise" and have all my friends jump out."
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"Levis. Hey, you think that truck is full of jeans?"
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"You're very lucky to have Mom."
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"That's your advice? Go to bed!"
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"- [Footsteps] - Good morning!"
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"You know, Marge, I was thinking about how much I enjoy your interests."
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"So I wandered over to that theater you went to last night..."
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"Look, "Mostly Madrigal. '" Uh, that might be good."
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"Oh! Oh, "A n Evening with Philip Glass. '"Just an evening?"
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""Voices of the Elderly, '" or- Hmm."
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"- [Imitates Bird Squawking] - Huh?"
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"Arr, Matey!"
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"Armando, don't you think you're taking a lot off-"
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"How many husbands would do that for their wives?"
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"None! They'd have more sense than that!"
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"Oh, you're feisty. I'm gonna give you a Madonna cut."
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"Homer, I don't need you around me 24 hours a day!"
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"I'm a grown woman! I can take care of myself!"
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"Now, would you please just go away?"
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"Oh, I just made things worse."
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"A few clumsy gestures aren't gonna make up for 10 years of neglect."
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"Marge deserves someone who will treat her right."
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"Marge deserves a fresh start."
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"These things happen. Eight dollars."
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"Only three cavities, Bart. Your best checkup ever."
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"[Homer] Marge, can you come in here? We need to talk."
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"- [People] Surprise! - [Gasps]"
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"- [Chuckles] - Surprise."
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"Marge, will you marry me?"
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"Why? Am I pregnant?"
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"No. It's a second wedding, honey."
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"Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you. I really love you."
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"Oh, Homie. I know you love me."
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"- We don't need to get married again. - Yes, we do!"
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"I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV."
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"I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared..."
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"for this occasion."
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