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Clips from Friends - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel (S08E08)

"That's it for today."
Friends
"Oh, uh, does anyone know where the Freeman Building is?"
Friends
"Yeah, it's the new building on Avenue A."
Friends
"What? That's across town."
Friends
"I'm supposed to teach a seminar there in 10 minutes."
Friends
"Ooh, dude, that's not gonna happen."
Friends
"Sorry I'm a little late. Uh..."
Friends
"Whoa, a lot late."
Friends
"[BELL RINGS]"
Friends
"...I'm Professor Geller. Good job today."
Friends
"A side of steamed vegetables."
Friends
"Mm."
Friends
"Instead of the vegetables..."
Friends
"...is there any way that I could substitute the, um..."
Friends
"...three-pound lobster?"
Friends
"And I'll have the same."
Friends
"Wow, this is shaping up to be a pretty good date."
Friends
"Okay. Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date."
Friends
"Do you have any moves?"
Friends
"I knew it. Come on, tell me your moves."
Friends
"I start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan."
Friends
"Oh, my God. And that works?"
Friends
"I just want to have a normal life.""
Friends
"Oh, okay, how about this one?"
Friends
"I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you..."
Friends
"...but you're just so beautiful, I don't think I can."
Friends
"Wow, that was fantastic! I almost leaned in. I really almost did."
Friends
"All right, so tell me one of your moves."
Friends
"- Come on, just answer the question. - Ugh. Queens."
Friends
"Ha, ha. Now, excuse me. I'm gonna go to the restroom."
Friends
"- And now you're watching me walk away. - Yes, I am! Again, so simple."
Friends
"- You're not gonna believe what I did today. - Clearly wasn't showering or shaving."
Friends
"They should change the name of it to "Ms. Chandler.""
Friends
"You stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man..."
Friends
"What is the matter with your hand?"
Friends
"I been playing for eight hours."
Friends
"It'll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores."
Friends
"And also, look at the initials. They're dirty words."
Friends
"You think this is clever?"
Friends
"If you don't clear this off, you won't get one of those from me."
Friends
"Ben's coming over here tomorrow. This can't be there."
Friends
"- He won't know what they mean. - He's 7, not stupid."
Friends
"- Have you talked to him lately? - Look, I'm gonna unplug it."
Friends
"No, no! I'll have nothing to show for my day."
Friends
"No!"
Friends
"Hey, look! It's still there!"
Friends
"- You gotta beat your scores. - With the claw?"
Friends
"Fine, I'll do it. We gotta get this off the screen."
Friends
"Carol's still upset that you taught him "Pull my finger.""
Friends
"- I am not gonna answer that. - Oh, come on. Just pick one."
Friends
"Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross..."
Friends
"Yeah, but I don't know why."
Friends
"- I'm having a wonderful time! - Me too."
Friends
"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of a date so much."
Friends
"That's because you have never been on a date with me before."
Friends
"Huh."
Friends
"All right. Now don't judge me."
Friends
"I normally wait till my date leaves, but you live here."
Friends
"I'm ripping into the swan."
Friends
"Okay, well then, you don't judge me."
Friends
"...I put on shiny lip balm."
Friends
"- Okay, all right, so now you go. - No, I don't want to tell you."
Friends
"- Why not? - It's embarrassing."
Friends
"Then move into his body, just for a second."
Friends
"And then I make this sound:"
Friends
"I know it doesn't sound like anything, but it works."
Friends
"Oh, yeah. That would work, yeah."
Friends
"No, I ran, okay? It's really far."
Friends
"When did people stop understanding "Get the hell out of my way"?"
Friends
"Besides, I teach the class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?"
Friends
"I have to. If I don't, they'll take the class away from me."
Friends
"And I already put it in my family newsletter."
Friends
"- Your what? - You've seen it, The Geller Yeller."
Friends
"Besides, I figured out a faster route. I'm sure I can make it this time."
Friends
"Hey, remember, um, last night when we were talking about Cujo?"
Friends
"Oh, yeah, I can't believe you haven't seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?"
Friends
"Relax, it's not like it's Citizen Kane."
Friends
"Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?"
Friends
"Yeah, I know. It's really boring."
Friends
"- Don't you have that big date tonight? - Oh, right."
Friends
"- Hey, Joey, can I ask you something? - Yeah."
Friends
"After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?"
Friends
"Oh, my God. You did too? It freaked me out. What was that?"
Friends
"I'm kind of thinking it was the lobster."
Friends
"Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster."
Friends
"- I was up sick all night. - Yeah, me too. All night."
Friends
"Yeah, well, that's because, uh..."
Friends
"...I stayed in my room."
Friends
"Yeah, you don't want to look in my hamper."
Friends
"Okay, I got that."
Friends
"I'll escape there. I'll come back here."
Friends
"All right. Come on, Ms. Pac-Man..."
Friends
"[BEEPING DIES OUT]"
Friends
"Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?"
Friends
"Oh, my God, your friends have some unfortunate initials."
Friends
"- He couldn't have gotten this good. - I did."
Friends
"Ben's coming, and he can't see this."
Friends
"Was it just me?"
Friends
"[LAUGHS]"
Friends
"Yes, I made it! I'm on time!"
Friends
"...a bunch of, uh, red spots."
Friends
"Okay, why don't, uh, you all start to read, while I..."
Friends
"No, no, I'm fine. It's just..."
Friends
"Hey, can I ask you something?"
Friends
"Have you ever looked at someone that you've known for a while..."
Friends
"...and suddenly seen them in a different way?"
Friends
"One time I saw this guy from behind, and he seemed totally normal."
Friends
"Ooh, yeah. So you know exactly what I'm talking about."
Friends
"- Would you excuse me for a sec? - Yeah, sure."
Friends
"Eh."
Friends
"- God, Phoebe! You're on fire! - I know!"
Friends
"[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]"
Friends
"All right, go left! Go right! Go right!"
Friends
"I can't! I can't!"
Friends
"[BEEPING DIES OUT]"
Friends
"[SHOUTING] No! You son of a..."
Friends
"Phoebe!"
Friends
"[DOG GROWLING ON TV]"
Friends
"- I'm watching Cujo. - Alone?"
Friends
"...where they're in the car and Cujo's throwing himself at the windshield?"
Friends
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