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Clips from Friends - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel (S08E08)

"...but I hope this dog dies."
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"What are you doing over there? Come sit here. Protect me."
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"Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not?"
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"Okay."
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"- That's him, that's him! That's Cujo! - All right, I know."
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"Oh, my God. What's he gonna do now? I can't watch."
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"[WHIMPERING]"
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"Terrified."
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"- I kind of like it here. - Do you really like it?"
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"...and giant baby heads stretching out..."
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"Hey, so, this roommate of yours, is he good-looking?"
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"Hey! I'm the teacher!"
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"I'm, uh, Professor Geller."
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"All right. Ahem."
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"...if you had to... If you had to, who would you punch?"
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"...I think this is the best date I ever had. - I know!"
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"...first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible."
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"Now you can't tell anyone, but, uh..."
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"Okay, why don't we all, uh..."
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"You know what?"
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"- Totally! Wow. - Ha-ha-ha."
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"I never thought I'd say this about a movie..."
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"...and here."
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"You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I'll tell you."
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"- It will be fun. - All right. Okay."
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"- "Where'd you grow up?" So simple. - Thank you."
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"...I lightly press my lips against his."
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"[VIDEO GAME BEEPING]"
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"[WHEEZES]"
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"And then he turned around and it was Stephen Baldwin!"
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"Don't touch her!"
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"Well, half a brownie."
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"Uh, well, let me start by, uh, introducing myself."
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"- Oh, my God. - Like a moth to a flame, I'm telling you."
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"- They made you head of the department! - No, I get to teach his advanced class!"
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"And then after, you could take her to the Four Seasons for drinks."
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"Yes, I do. We're gonna go out, we're gonna have a good time."
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"Hello."
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"Uh-huh. I got the top ten scores. I erased Phoebe off the board. High-five!"
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"I actually feel like I'm going on a real date."
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"Although, I hope they don't."
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"Ooh. Great, thanks."
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"Hey."
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"Well, when we're at the door..."
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"You were 50 minutes late to the class? Did you crawl there?"
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"[PANTING]"
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"...while I went off to work like some chump?"
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"Chandler?"
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"- Aw, you poor little famous man. - Mm-hm."
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"Not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a 16-pound baby is not fun."
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"Oh, lilies. They're my favorite. Thank you."
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"Mm. Mm."
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"...where you will see a, uh..."
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"I'll take your mind off of childbirth, and C-sections..."
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"I didn't say raspberry before, did I?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, no roommate stuff. We're on a date."
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"It'll be like I was at work."
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"...open our books to page 23..."
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"- Must be tough to keep your hands off him. - Ha, ha."
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"You mean like from behind?"
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"No. No! Seriously, what's wrong with the dog?"
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"Mmm."
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"- Just tell me, Rach. Just tell me. - Ha, ha."
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"And so were you close to your parents?"
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"You suck."
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"So to sum up..."
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"...there."
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"So is everybody here? I got here a little early, myself."
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"Right. Wow."
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"Ugh, seriously, how can you watch this? Aren't you scared?"
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"- Oh, hey, Rach, listen, um... - Yeah."
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"- But it's a big deal. - Yeah."
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"- They're all Chandler. - Chandler sucks."
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"No, don't start another game. I'm next! Phoebe?"
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"Phoebe!"
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"So where'd you grow up?"
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"- With my mom. Not so much my dad. - Why not?"
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"- Mwah. - Oh, yeah."
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"Mm."
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"Hey, you guys?"
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"Wow!"
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"- This one's not dirty. - It is when you put it together with that one."
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"Want to watch the rest of the movie with me?"
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"Now, the hadrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations."
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"Uh, all right. Um..."
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"Oh, man, this is so great!"
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"But he's very protective of me..."
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"You know what? Bring her both."
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"Oh, my God! Ha."
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"Oh. Heh."
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"[VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING]"
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"I don't know."
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"Come on, by age 7, kids have already seen orgies."
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"Agh."
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"Aah! God! Thank God you're home."
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"...so you'd better watch yourself. - Ah."
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"[PANTING]"
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"Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly it."
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"Now, as for the hadrosaurus..."
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"Okay. All right, stand up."
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"...where..."
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"[POINTER CRACKING]"
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"It is. Yeah, it's really tough. You know, sometimes I think..."
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"It's gotta be rough."
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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