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Clips from The Simpsons - Monty Can't Buy Me Love (S10E10)

"Oh, pumping is hard."
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"I see it! I see the monster!"
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"Nae! There's merely Loch Ness High School's discarded homecoming float."
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"- God, it's him! - Come on, boys. Overpower it."
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"- ## - Fine. I'll do it myself."
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"That was amazing, Mr. Burns!"
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"but, well, you know the rest."
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"Ah. And now for my triumphant return to Springfield."
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"And it's all thanks to one man-"
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"Montgomery Burns has captured not only a legendary monster, but also our hearts."
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"And by the way, girls, he's single."
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"Single? Well, he passes the Selma test."
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"the eighth being Gomer Pyle's heavenly singing voice-"
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"No pictures. You're driving him mad!"
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"Aah.! Stop it.! You're blinding me.!"
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"Oh. Oh! I can't see."
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"Aah!"
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"Wait. Don't go."
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"Well, if you wanted people to love you..."
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"you sure blew it with that insane rampage."
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"To be loved, you have to be nice to people..."
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"every day."
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"But to be hated, you don't have to do squat."
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"You know, perhaps you're right."
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"I got so swept up with the notion of being liked, I completely forgot who I am."
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"So what do we do with our friend here? Uh, throw him in the Dumpster?"
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"No, no, no. I really want to give the lovable scamp a good home."
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"Come on, Nessie. One more pull."
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"Okay, okay. Want a shrimp cocktail?"
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"- Nah. - Yeah, they're not great."
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"Get a horse!"
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"Oop, got an itch."
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"Cool."
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"Hey! What the-"
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"Ooh! Once again, my underwear has become tangled in a cowcatcher. Ooh!"
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"Please welcome the owner of Fortune Megastores, Arthur Fortune."
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"Hello, Springfield!"
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"- I went down Mount Everest on a boogie board. - Wow."
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"Oh, how awful."
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"##"
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"Springfield is still swooning..."
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"Oh! The man has no idea how to behave like a billionaire."
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"Grasping a glass ofbrandy with his thin, clawlike fingers..."
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"I'm behind Adam Sandler, for God's sake."
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"Where are my kudos?"
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"Oh, but we did get a very generous donation from a Mr. Homer Simpson."
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"It's not fair. It's not fair!"
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"That's it! The radio. I'll go on the most popular program of the day."
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"Oh, I don't think Mr. Burns would like that show."
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"- Good thing those lesbians knew C.P.R. - Oh, what's the use?"
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"and got them to mate successfully."
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"No way! Aberdeen rules!"
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"And now, presenting the ninth wonder of the world-"
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"No, no. Stop it. Stop it."
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"Love me!"
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"- Shh! - Ooh, I hear this really sucks."
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"Yeah, if you wanna change your image, you gotta get your face out there."
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"Great heavens! What kind of Radiola show is this?"
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"All right, how about this? When was your first gay experience?"
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"He gave the Springfield Zoo two male pandas..."
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"Ooh!"
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"- D'oh! - Tough luck, Simpson."
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"Books and cocoa in the same store?"
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"Hey, look. He's getting up."
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"##"
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"- Thanks, Noodles. - All this commotion just for a store?"
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"Who wants a dollar?"
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"##"
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"I can't believe it."
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"Monster fever has gripped Springfield by the throat."
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"Mr. Burns will kill us all!"
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"Oh."
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"So sorry."
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"We'll be sure to catch your new series on Fox."
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"- Ach. - Aye."
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"Oh! This is a great idea, Simpson!"
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"Ow! Ow! Take it out! Take it out!"
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"- Monty! Monty! - Thank you. You're too kind."
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"##"
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"Only without the saucy T-shirt."
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"Yeah, yeah, I've been meaning to wash that, but-"
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"I don't know how you can all just lay around the house on a nice day like this."
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"and remarkably, seems to have never been washed."
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"Oh, look! There's the store where I buy my yarn."
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"If you love me, you'll kill me."
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"Why can't we see it now?"
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"Oh, poor Mr. Costner. He tries so hard."
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"Anyone can lead a conga line. Hop to it, Smithers!"
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"I thought I had everything-"
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"Easy. Easy."
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"No! Ooh! Put it back! Put it back!"
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"Lots of crazy old coots do that."
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"You-"
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"Do you really think you can capture the Loch Ness Monster?"
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"It's 80 meters long, and it's heading this way."
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"But you know what?"
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"##"
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"##"
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"Ew. On the radio."
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"That's a good lad."
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"Well, it's not really on our walking route."
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"- Pardon me, good sir. - Well, hi-diddly-"
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"from the whirlwind visit of playful plutocrat Arthur Fortune."
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