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Clips from The Simpsons - Co-Dependent's Day (S15E15)

"Maybe we should put this booze cruise in dry dock for awhile."
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"(STOMACH GRUMBLING) Uh-oh."
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"Here comes the gospel according to puke!"
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"Don't worry, honey. I don't even know"
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"if they serve alcohol at this thing."
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"Duff mensch orders you to party!"
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"Oh ja!"
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"I do this and I'm Jewish."
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"Eins, zwei, drei, beer!"
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"You can just nurse it!"
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"(SLURPS)"
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"Nurse it. Nurse it."
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"Have you ever walked on stilts? It's not that great."
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"Yes. And you've said that several times now."
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"Why do people worry about stuff?"
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"It's all gonna work out."
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"(HONKING)"
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"I'm in no condition to drive."
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"Wait! I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!"
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"(TIRES SQUEAL)"
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"Drive slow, but not too slow."
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"Nice work, cruise control."
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"And what will I leave when I rent rollerblades?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"(TWIG SNAPS)"
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"What was that?"
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"Maybe someone else is here."
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"(CAWING)"
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"This is a new low for me."
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"I paid your bail, honey."
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"You're free to go."
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"I can't believe I drove drunk."
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"I don't know what to believe anymore."
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"Where's your wife tonight, Homer?"
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"Well, it's actually just a stepladder by the water fountain."
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"Hey, look. I've been in the bartender business"
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"for a long time, all right?"
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"I've heard it all."
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"(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)"
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"What are you? You're like a monster!"
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"That's like the worst thing I've ever heard anybody do to anybody!"
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"You should be drinking watered-down beer in a chipped glass"
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"You know what?"
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"Can I have some peanuts?"
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"All right. But I get to poke you with a stick."
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"The blood of Christ."
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"Don't bogart our Lord!"
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"I'm not a drunk! (CHUCKLES)"
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"I suggest you all get on the road before Marge."
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"(ALL SCREAM)"
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"Marge, when I finally decided to stop drinking,"
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"there was a place that really helped me out."
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"MARGE: This is a pamphlet for chimney sweeping."
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"Is it, Marge? Ls it? Oh, it is."
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"Here you go. This place is great."
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"They cured me five times!"
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"At Oktoberfest, all I could think about was beer."
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"I couldn't even celebrate the harvest!"
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"I can't talk to my wife for 28 days?"
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"You can't put me on hold!"
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"I'll put you on hold!"
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"(SINGING) I am a lineman for the county"
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"There are eight calls ahead of you."
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"line"
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"Mom never drives drunk."
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"And the crash was in your car."
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"Also, the driver's seat was adjusted for your stomach."
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"MacArthur Park is melting in the dark"
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"All that sweet green icing rolling down"
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"Someone left my cake out in the..."
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"You know how some people are chocoholics?"
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"Look, I'm not sure this place is working."
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"Get away from me!"
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"Oh, thank God you're finally fighting your demons!"
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"My demons and I are closer than ever."
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"Marge, I have an awful confession to make."
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"You didn't crash that car. It was me!"
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"I put you behind the wheel, and I'm so, so, so sorry!"
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"Marge, I did it out of love! Love of not being arrested!"
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"I realize now that nothing is more important than you."
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"I can't believe you did that to me!"
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"Would it be all right if I read from my Bible?"
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"I am so cheesed off! I need a drink!"
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"Then you should thank God you're in a rehab center,"
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"'cause we're packin'!"
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"Pour me another!"
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"Just take the whole leg."
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"What's with all those rapping grannies in the movies?"
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"If I ever start rapping, just shoot me in the head."
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"Not like when I was drinking with Homer."
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"Hey, you are right!"
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"What I enjoyed was spending time with my husband!"
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"You're hooked on love, Marge. I know that feeling."
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"Nine months later, Seymour plopped out of me."
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"I would've kept walking, but there were cops everywhere."
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"Well, I love my husband. And I'm glad I do."
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"My name is Marge S. and I'm a Homer-holic!"
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"Hey, you're drinking Homer-hol? I'll take a swig."
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"I'm afraid what I like can't be swallowed, sniffed or smoked."
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"Hmm. Then you better inject it between my toes,"
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"because my mom checks my arms."
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"Yes. I really don't think you two should leave."
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"Aw, shut up, Captain Bringdown!"
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"you'll cut down on the drinking."
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"Well, that's no promise at all."
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"It's important for me to see you take at least one step."
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"that aren't just a nauseous blur."
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"All right. For you, I will give up all clear liquors."
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"Really? Even Zima?"
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"Hey, I only drink that when I'm already drunk."
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"Hey, anything's possible with a little help from my Bible."
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"Oh, no! It's a real one!"
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"No!"
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"Why, God? Why?"
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"D'oh!"
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"Oh, God, I love to smoke."
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"ACROILIUS SENATOR: Mugong-mugong."
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"Ooh, ooh, ooh!"
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"And I know just where to find him."
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