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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Charlie Wants an Abortion (S01E01)

"It's not- It's not a question of individual style. It's about having some taste."
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"How am I attacking your ability to- I just don't get it."
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"- It has a picture of the Liberty Bell on it. - Yeah, but-"
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"- Are you gonna get mad? You gonna turn into the mad munchkin? - What's the ma-"
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"- Do you represent the Lollipop Guild, Charlie? - Do you?"
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"- That's a mad munchkin dance? Oh, okay. This is what we do? - I need to talk to you."
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"## [Singing]"
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"- It's about our son! - [Grunting]"
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"- [Dennis] So, wait, she's sayin'this is your son? - [Mac] I don't know."
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"When did she have this kid?"
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"- What does she want? - Well, that's- that's the weird thing."
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"Yeah, I guess. It's just-"
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"So you're not allowed to use birth control, but abortions are no problem?"
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"Is he- Is that- Are you joking?"
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"- Hey. - You brought your, uh-"
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"That's not even a-"
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"Tommy, come in here, please!"
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"This is bullshit."
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"[Scoffs] Are you serious? This is the guy?"
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"What's that- What's that supposed to mean, buddy?"
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"I'm not goin' to the park."
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"[Phone Ringing]"
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"- Is this a game? This is your game? - Why? Why?"
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"He got AI DS?"
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"I don't- I don't think so."
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"- He's playin' mind games, dude. - I wanna leave."
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"- Hey, it's tough. - What are we doin' here?"
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"Don't answer that. It's a trick question. He tries to get in your head."
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"[Whispering] See this lady back here? Take a look."
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"That's what you get when you don't have health insurance."
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"- I wanna go to the mall! - Keep your voice-"
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"[Dennis] Let's go. Let's go."
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"All righty. I'll make sure he gets the message. Thank you."
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"No. Actually, just looking for some info on the Bible, Jesus, that kind of thing."
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"- Well, if you join our mailing list, the reverend- - Okay, listen to me."
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"Oh, mama."
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"- You just-You seem really passionate. - Yeah."
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"- Nice kid, Charlie. - What the hell do you think is wrong with that kid?"
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"No! No! No! Give me the stick! Give me the stick!"
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"Come on! This place sucks! I wanna go to the mall!"
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"- We can't go to the mall, all right? - Shut up! I'm the boss of you!"
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"- I guess, if Dennis watches the bar. - That's fine."
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"- You're ugly. - You're ugly."
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"Cool. Stewie."
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"- Thank you. - Stop sweating."
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"- Is that cute little girl your- - I'm her big sister."
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"Oh."
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"Hmm, that's weird. She looks Mexican."
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"She is Mexican. It's the Big Sister program. She's not my real little sister."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"Well, that's- I didn't know you were involved in the program."
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"- Great. Okay, well- - Nice to meet you too. I'll see you."
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"Abortion is murder! It's a child, not a choice!"
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"Wow! Great rhetoric."
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"- Thank you. - Hey, you're really hard-core, aren't you?"
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"You know, do the father-son thing."
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"Are you all right? Is that gonna be okay? Because I could really use- use him."
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"- You know what a nightmare it's been since he left? - I don't care."
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"- Are you still on this kick, dude? - Yeah, you know, Den..."
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"And you liberals are against killing murderers."
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"I don't really have any convictions."
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"Uh, Planned Parenthood, Bryn Mawr Medical Center."
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"Well, I'm gonna go. At least one pro-choice voice is gonna be heard."
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"Probably the side you're goin' to."
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"- Today's a big day for me, Tommy. - Why?"
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"If you're good today, I'm gonna buy you..."
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"anything that you want, anything in the world, all right?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"[All Chanting] Stop abortion now! Stop abortion now!"
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"Yeah, weird. People actually care about women's bodies. You believe that?"
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"Yeah. I think Mac picked the wrong side."
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"- I like your look. - Excuse me?"
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"I like the whole hippie thing."
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"- I love the smell of protest in the morning. - What?"
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"I was quoting that movie, you know, Apocalypse Now. "Napalm in the morning.""
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"Okay."
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""Keep your laws"- I like your T-shirt."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Yeah, I don't know that they're gay."
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"I think they can just smell how disgusting you are."
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"Uh, look, man, there's no talent over here. What's the deal over there?"
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"All right. I'll see you in a second."
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"I'm gonna try my luck over there."
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"Dennis, you are such a jackass!"
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"Yeah. Can I get by here? Thanks."
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"- No. They're not coming after us. - I'll show you what we do to them. How's your aim?"
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"- I don't think- - Hey, it's okay. These people deserve this."
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"Yeah. He looks like he deserves it. Maybe just one."
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"- Shit! They're throwing eggs! - They did this last time."
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"You're gonna burn in hell!"
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"Hey, guess what. I have a surprise for you."
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"What?"
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"I'm pregnant!"
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"You gotta get an abortion."
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"I just had to know for sure."
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"No! Wait-Wait- Wait a second! Wait! Oh."
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"- Where the hell have you been? You said 11 :30, dude! - I don't wanna talk about it."
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"I was the only one bartending! He must have been takin' sips out of people's beers."
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"- You suck! - You suck, all right? Breathe it in. Fresh air now."
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"And you get in their head, and you drive them crazy!"
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"- Charlie Kelly. - Yeah?"
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"- Yeah. - [Chuckling]"
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"You're attacking my ability to express myself, dude."
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"- It's funny and original. - It's not fun- How is it funny and original?"
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"You cut the sleeves off of all your T-shirts."
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"- You guys gonna let me in this game or what? - No. You're the ref."
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"- I don't want to ref anymore. I'd like to play, so- - You're an excellent ref."
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"- You're a very good ref. - Yeah, I know. I'm a great ref. I'd like to play the game now."
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"Nobody wants to hear that."
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"- Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me, Charlie. - I know!"
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"- Well, did you have sex with her? - Yeah."
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"Okay. Did you use birth control?"
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"to have premarital sex, but you're not allowed to use birth control?"
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"No. All right. You're twisting words here and, like, gettin' cute."
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"- It's been, like, 10 years since I've even seen her, so- - Ten years?"
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"She doesn't want money or anything. She just wants me to meet him."
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"- Are you gonna do it? - No."
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"Well, dude, you gotta meet the kid. I mean, you gotta find out for sure."
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"- Like be there for him? - No. Get her an abortion."
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"And everything I say, you twist it around and make me look dumb."
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