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Clips from The Simpsons - The Blue and the Gray (S22E22)

"Take that back!"
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"So moody!"
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"Just like my mom on her "can't dance" days."
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"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"Huh. Let's see what cousin Jessica's up to."
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"There's a woman who's got it all under control."
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"Hmm?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Marge, your hair-- it's fantastic!"
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"Well, thank you."
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"No, thank you for your bravery."
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"I hope I look half as good as you"
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"when I give up."
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"Grandma had hair like that"
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"when she went to sleep in her forever box."
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"You can't listen to those women, Mom."
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"Change threatens them."
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"They didn't like it"
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"when the Springfield Shopper started printing in color."
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"I didn't want to know what color the Statue of Liberty was."
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"But you know what? I was wrong."
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"And these ladies are, too."
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"Ma'am, do you have any kind of a discount card?"
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"What kind of card?"
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"Well, you know, maybe you belong to the A.A..."
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"The A.A.? No!"
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"Oh, no, I meant the A.A..."
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"A.A.A.?"
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"No, I'm not in Triple-A."
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"They'll give four diamonds"
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"to any place that's got a lid on the toilet."
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"No, I meant the A.A... R..."
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"P?!"
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"The A.A.R.P.?!"
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"Well, that tears it."
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"I don't want this milk, and I'm not gonna take it back."
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"That's okay. We have a young man who does that for you."
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"Oh, right here, ma'am."
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"Oh, boy, a put-back!"
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"I hope it takes me by the freezer section."
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"Stick my head in the pizza case, it's like a ski vacation!"
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"I can imagine the pepperonis are Swiss chalets"
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"nestled in a big layer of mozzarella snow!"
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"Bart, eyewitnesses to your fight described you"
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"as "berserkoid," "totally aggro,""
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"and said you punched Milhouse, "like, 50 billion times.""
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"That's an excessive number of times."
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"What's bothering you, son?"
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"I-I don't want to talk about it."
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"Thank God. I don't want to, either."
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"Remember, Bart, anything you say here is confidential."
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"Can we close the door?"
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"Oh, there is no door."
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"State regulations."
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"Still freaking out"
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"Don't judge them too harshly."
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"They recently learned"
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"And the third one is out for revenge."
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"Now, Bart, share your most intimate thoughts with me."
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"I don't think I want to."
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"Oh. Well, maybe it'd be easier"
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"for you to talk to my colleague, Dr. Thera-bear."
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"Well..."
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"Hold on. I'm not allowed in the room"
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"while you talk to the bear."
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"All right, I know there's a camera in you somewhere."
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"So it's true."
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"Your hair committed blue-icide."
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"I thought you'd be more supportive."
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"No, we didn't."
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"This is just smoke and ash."
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"So what does your husband,"
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"Vidal Baboon, think of the new look?"
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"He loves it!"
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"He calls me his silver belle."
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"That means he hates it."
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"If he really liked it,"
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"to cause trouble with me and Homer?"
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"Our marriage is rock solid!"
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"So, do you think Homer is gonna be at Club Zipless tonight?"
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"I sure hope so."
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"D'oh! D'oh!"
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"Well, Marge. Ready to kick Homer to the curb?"
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"I can bend him like Beckham."
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"Sorry, but I'm fighting for my man!"
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"Give me a double espresso to go."
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"Ma'am, are you sure that's wise,"
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"with what I presume is your heart condition?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Go, granny, go!"
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"Aw, geez, she's coming back!"
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"Run, bullies, run!"
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"Look out, chicks."
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"The silver fox is coming to the henhouse."
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"I'm okay, I'm okay."
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"Brambles!"
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"Shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!"
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"I'm looking for Homer Simpson."
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"What, did he eat your candy house"
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"and push you into the oven?"
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"Odd, that's what the valet just asked me."
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"How ya doin'?"
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"Can't complain. Can't or won't?"
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"You just crossed a line, pally. Mm."
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"Oh, Homer,"
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"I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you."
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"I do keep it together."
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"Oh. Who is that?"
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"I don't know, but she looks..."
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"Uh-oh. Usually when it gets this quiet"
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"Mr. Burns is standing behind me."
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"Actually, I'm standing in front of you."
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"I decided to hit the local nighteries"
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"with my trusted wingman."
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"I flew the first packet"
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"of royal mail across the Khyber Pass,"
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"dodging the poison-tipped spears"
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"of the dreaded Zim-Zam Tribe."
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"So, which of you wants to be the sliced haddock"
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