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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Award (S07E07)

"- Why? - Because you're marrying him!"
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"You gotta help me out here, Pheebs."
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"All right, I've never been engaged and I've never really been married."
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"But I can only tell you what my mother told me."
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"Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship..."
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"...do not communicate them to your husband."
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"So I'm not supposed to share my doubts and fears..."
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"...with the guy I'm spending the rest of my life with?"
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"That is correct. Yes."
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"You're supposed to put all that stuff in a little box in your mind..."
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"...and then lock it up tight."
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"- Your mother told you this? - Yes."
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"The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?"
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"Oh, my God, you're right."
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"All right, go. Go tell Chandler. Hurry, before it's too late!"
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"Wait, no! Does this also mean that putting out doesn't get you love?"
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"- I can't believe I'm gonna meet Jessica Ashley! - Wait, wait."
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"Please be cool, okay? I work with this woman."
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"- Okay, I'm totally cool. - Okay."
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"Hey, Jessica."
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"Hey, Jess."
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"This is my friend Rachel."
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"- Hi. - What's up?"
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"Uh, listen, here's your Soapie. I accepted it for you."
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"Oh, my God. I won? Do you have any idea what this means?"
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"That's it. You're not gonna put it on your shelf or anything?"
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"No, I try to save that for real awards. Now if you'll excuse me?"
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"JOEY: Hm!"
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"- Take it back? - Absolutely."
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"Yeah, you do."
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"- Honey? As we get closer to the wedding... - Hm?"
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"...is there anything you'd like to talk about or share?"
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"Okay. Well, I think the centerpieces are too big."
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"You're wrong. The centerpieces are fine."
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"- Do you ever get scared at all? - Kind of. They're really big."
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"Doesn't it ever freak you out that you're never gonna be with anybody new again?"
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"What?"
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"Just..."
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"I love you so much. Just..."
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"It's just sometimes it bothers me that I'm never gonna have that feeling."
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"When you first meet someone for the first time..."
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"...and it's new and exciting. You know that rush?"
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"No."
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"No, see, when I first meet somebody..."
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"...it's mostly panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating."
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"Okay, but... All right, you're a guy."
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"Does it not freak you out that you're never gonna sleep with anybody else?"
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"Sleeping with somebody, no."
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"Anxiety, panic and I'm afraid even more sweating."
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"Even with me?"
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"I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship."
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"Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives."
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"- Really? - Well, yeah."
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"Knowing you're having these thoughts, we're back to panic, anxiety and, uh..."
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"...I'm definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink."
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"Come here."
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"Come here. Oh, sweetie, you don't have to worry."
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"No. Besides, you know what? I'm gonna have a lot of new things with you."
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"The first time we buy a house, our first kid, our first grandkid."
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"Water. Water. Water."
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"Uh, Mr. Morse? Can I speak to you for a moment?"
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"That was a great lecture today."
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"- Did you get a haircut? - Mm-hm."
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"Yeah, yeah. Do you like it? Do you love it?"
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"I want you to know that I'm changing your grade back."
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"What? Why?"
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"Because I know what you're trying to pull here. It's not gonna work."
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"I'm not trying to pull anything. Look, I love you, dude."
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"You know what, I'm not even gonna talk about this. This little "thing" is over."
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"How do you think that makes me feel, Ned? You used me!"
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"You don't love me and you never did!"
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"Ah, Professor Winston. Professor Frederickson."
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"I'll be right with you."
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"Don't make this worse and I'll give you a C. Shall we?"
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"Rach?"
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"RACHEL: I'll be out in a second. - Hm."
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""It's just so unexpected! I..."
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"I'll tell you, it's just such an honor to just be nominated..."
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"...for a Nobel Prize."
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"Especially after having just won a Tony Award for Best Actress...""
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"We have to go. Our reservations are at 8."
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""...in Reservations at Eight by Neil Simon."
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"Thank you, Neil. Thank you for the words.""
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"You can finish this later. We're gonna be late. We gotta go."
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"Okay."
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""Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!""
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"But, you know, Favorite Returning Character is a tough category, Joey."
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"I do... I do not have a boyfriend."
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"Pull my finger."
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"...so I'll be accepting this award on her behalf."
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"I know you have a girlfriend. Yeah. And I know about the other professors."
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"Now, Joey, remember, if you win, you have to hug me."
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"From One Life to Live, Mary Lauren Bishop."
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"[GASPS]"
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