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Clips from Family Guy - Carter and Tricia (S15E15)

"Oh, yeah? Well, then, you're gonna love this."
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"I ordered the brewery to start making beer cans"
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"Thank you, Carter."
Family Guy
"And there you have it,"
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"Channel Five News audience."
Family Guy
"This has been Tricia Takanawa, with my undercover exposé"
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"of Pawtucket Patriot Brewery."
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"Up next... is Papa John dyeing his eyebrows?"
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"though I'm fairly confident the answer is yes."
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"And... we're clear."
Family Guy
"What-What's going on?"
Family Guy
"I finished my investigation."
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"But... I don't understand."
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"I... I thought we were in love."
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"I only let you think that."
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"It's time for me to go."
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"Chris?"
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"Hi, Grandpa."
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"I got an internship."
Family Guy
"You mean, you've been working for Tricia?"
Family Guy
"Hang on, I got to get 20 seconds of room tone."
Family Guy
"What's room tone?"
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"Oh, we got to start again."
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"I miss her so much, Griffin."
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"Of all the women I've institutionalized Babs over,"
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"she's the one who meant the most to me."
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"I know."
Family Guy
"It's like, one day she's my Tiger Mom,"
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"and the next day she isn't,"
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"she also wasn't."
Family Guy
"But the point is she hurt us, Carter."
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"We got to get her back."
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"We need revenge."
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"(TV news opening music plays)"
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Coming up next,"
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"Nicki Minaj... is a bear?"
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"But first, congratulations to our very own Tricia Takanawa."
Family Guy
"That's right, Tom. Tricia's recent exposé"
Family Guy
"on the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery"
Family Guy
"has been nominated for a local Emmy."
Family Guy
"Mm, the "local" really hurts that."
Family Guy
"That's it, Griffin."
Family Guy
"That's how we'll get our revenge."
Family Guy
"You and I will go to the local Emmys,"
Family Guy
"and we'll embarrass Tricia on her big night"
Family Guy
"That's a great idea!"
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"'Cause people need to know"
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"that she's an even bigger fraud"
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"than Robert Baden Powell,"
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"the founder of the Boy Scouts."
Family Guy
"Ma'am, I'd like to take your son into the woods."
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"Well, what if I said we'd both be wearing shorts"
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"for doing what I say?"
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"So? How'd we do?"
Family Guy
"Did you pass your driver's test?"
Family Guy
"Uh, yeah. Yeah, I think so."
Family Guy
"You brought up IPDE?"
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"As a matter of fact, I did."
Family Guy
"He was impressed?"
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"No, he had no idea what I was talking about."
Family Guy
"He tried to Google it on his phone"
Family Guy
"and ended up spilling hot coffee on his balls."
Family Guy
"I took him to the ER and he said he'd pass me"
Family Guy
"if I picked him up in an hour."
Family Guy
"So it did work."
Family Guy
"Well, congratulations, you're getting your license back!"
Family Guy
"I know, it's great."
Family Guy
"Now I'll be able to go to those dog parties again."
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"(somber music plays)"
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"(indistinct crowd conversations)"
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"There's Tricia."
Family Guy
"Sweet. What's our plan?"
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"We put this in her drink."
Family Guy
"It'll make her instantly "triple" herself."
Family Guy
"Tripling is when you vomit, defecate, and orgasm,"
Family Guy
"all at the same time."
Family Guy
"Wha... I-I don't..."
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"Why would that medicine even exist?"
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"Now all we need is a distraction"
Family Guy
"so we can spike her cocktail."
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"Aha. You leave that to me."
Family Guy
"all these news people."
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"Maybe if one of us just chuckles"
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"for no apparent reason,"
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"everyone else will start chuckling."
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"Worth a shot."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(both chuckling)"
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"(crowd chuckling)"
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"All right, they're all news chuckling!"
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"(chuckling)"
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"Okay. All Tricia's got to do now"
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"is take one sip and she'll blow it out"
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"right here in front of everyone."
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"And that will make us feel better about our life choices."
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"Hello, Mother."
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"I'm so happy you could be here tonight."
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"Why happy?"
Family Guy
"You no work for Channel Ten,"
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"just Channel Five."
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"Only half as good."
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"Mother, please, I-I'm being honored tonight."
Family Guy
"What honor? Connie Chung marry Maury Povich,"
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"form media super team."
Family Guy
"Wow. Tricia's mom is really coming down hard on her."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and with really outdated references."
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"it's no wonder Mama Trish was so tough on me."
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"It's the only thing she knows."
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"And where grandchildren?"
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"Who take care of me when I 121 years old?"
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"Who take care of Irene? No one."
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"No one take care of Irene."
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"I guess her name is Irene."
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"Carter, I-I'm starting to feel bad for Tricia."
Family Guy
"Maybe what she did to us was wrong, but sheesh,"
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"look what her own life has been like."
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"I-I don't, I don't think I can do this."
Family Guy
"Well, this stuff's already in her drink."
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"♪ ♪"
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