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Clips from Family Guy - Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date (S15E15)

"(sports theme plays)"
Family Guy
"Wow, Chris, I'm so excited!"
Family Guy
"You actually have a date with Taylor Swift!"
Family Guy
"Thanks, Mom. Did I do good?"
Family Guy
"Can I wear Grandpa's jacket now?"
Family Guy
"I-I don't know why you always ask for that."
Family Guy
"Th-That's not a thing in our family."
Family Guy
"is actually going to be in our house."
Family Guy
"I haven't been this excited"
Family Guy
"to get ready for the big show."
Family Guy
"Everything will be fine, as long as I take one of these."
Family Guy
"Pills? You actually are taking drugs?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, give me those."
Family Guy
"I can't, Zach! I need them to sing!"
Family Guy
"♪ I'm so excited, I'm so excited ♪"
Family Guy
"(sobbing)"
Family Guy
"This must be how Meat Loaf looked when he went to the prom."
Family Guy
"Hi. You must be Chris. I'm Taylor."
Family Guy
"(chuckles)"
Family Guy
"It's so nice to finally meet you."
Family Guy
"Your video was so sweet."
Family Guy
"And I can't wait to go to the dance tonight."
Family Guy
"Me, too. (chuckles nervously)"
Family Guy
"Would you like to come in?"
Family Guy
"Hi. Peter Griffin, leering dad."
Family Guy
"Quick question: in "Shake It Off,""
Family Guy
"you invite us to get down to, quote, "this sick beat.""
Family Guy
"Yet the beat you then provide is rather mild."
Family Guy
"My question is this: may I lick your legs?"
Family Guy
"Hi, Taylor. Stewie Griffin. I'm your biggest fan."
Family Guy
"I don't mean that like a psycho, I just..."
Family Guy
"I-I'm not, I'm not a psycho!"
Family Guy
"Oh, you're a cutie."
Family Guy
"Now, you don't have to say anything."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna slowly pull out this tape measure,"
Family Guy
"and you indicate when I should stop."
Family Guy
"Okay, here I go."
Family Guy
"Still going."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you bitch! Seriously?"
Family Guy
"Taylor, this is my sister Meg and our dog Brian."
Family Guy
"Nice to meet you both."
Family Guy
"We're not all so impressed."
Family Guy
"I've met Dan Aykroyd."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, uh, which cast member of Hee Haw are you?"
Family Guy
"It was so nice to meet you all, except for the girl and the dog."
Family Guy
"Sorry about my family."
Family Guy
"Don't apologize. They seem nice."
Family Guy
"Well, you wouldn't say that if you ever saw us at the movies."
Family Guy
"All right, we got our popcorn from home,"
Family Guy
"our soda from home, our snacks from home"
Family Guy
"and Braveheart."
Family Guy
"(triumphant music playing over laptop)"
Family Guy
"Where you headed? The airport."
Family Guy
"Great. Just a couple of errands and we'll get you there."
Family Guy
"That was one bitch of a class."
Family Guy
"Anyways, what time's your flight?"
Family Guy
"It's in 20 minutes!"
Family Guy
"Oh, boy, I can't make it in 20 minutes."
Family Guy
"I better call you a Lyft."
Family Guy
"Come on, hurry up, get in! (rock music playing)"
Family Guy
"I hope you like The Offspring."
Family Guy
"You guys, Mr. Buell's taking"
Family Guy
"a door-open dook in the bathroom!"
Family Guy
"No, this is so cool!"
Family Guy
"I always sing about high school,"
Family Guy
"but I've never actually seen one in person."
Family Guy
"Would you like to dance?"
Family Guy
"Sure. But you're gonna have to stand back,"
Family Guy
"Cool!"
Family Guy
"You dance like an unattended fire hose."
Family Guy
"Wow! It's like your dance tells a whole story."
Family Guy
"Right?"
Family Guy
"You are the only one who's ever gotten that."
Family Guy
"You know, Chris, I'm having a great time."
Family Guy
"You're so cool and down-to-earth."
Family Guy
"I like you, too, Taylor."
Family Guy
"but you're so nice and normal."
Family Guy
"I feel totally comfortable around you."
Family Guy
"Well, why don't you just kiss her, Griffin?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, I just smoked a joint with the pickup truck kids."
Family Guy
"pay me a royalty for each of my songs they played."
Family Guy
"Of course not."
Family Guy
"And I hope you didn't mind"
Family Guy
"No, I thought that was nice."
Family Guy
"I just keep my stuff in stupid mansions."
Family Guy
"Can I finger you?"
Family Guy
"Hi. I'm Taylor Swift."
Family Guy
"Aw, that's one of the best fingerings I've ever had."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"What are you working on there, Chris?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm making a collage for Taylor"
Family Guy
"of some of her favorite things."
Family Guy
"Here's flowers and crop tops"
Family Guy
"Wow, you two seem to have a wonderful connection."
Family Guy
"We do, Mom."
Family Guy
"You know, she's the first girl to ever really understand me."
Family Guy
"You might want to see this video Bonnie posted on Facebook."
Family Guy
"Why are you on Bonnie's Facebook page?"
Family Guy
"'Cause she's a (bleep) smoke-show."
Family Guy
"♪ Chris Griffin is a pig in every way ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Blubber, blubber, blubber, oh ♪"
Family Guy
"Oh, and some animals give him boners."
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Why would she do this?"
Family Guy
"Wait, wait, wait. What's that next video?"
Family Guy
"I'm a mom, so I love this."
Family Guy
"Chris, what happened?"
Family Guy
"We did!"
Family Guy
"She even let me grab the part of her body"
Family Guy
"which on others would be a butt."
Family Guy
"Wow, look at these comments."
Family Guy
"Everyone hates you, Chris."
Family Guy
"She's right. Check it out."
Family Guy
"You're already a meme."
Family Guy
"Aw, man, Chris, this computer is telling me"
Family Guy
"that you done Swifted up."
Family Guy
"Why would she do something like this?"
Family Guy
"Because this is what Taylor Swift does."
Family Guy
"She gets into relationship with guys,"
Family Guy
"sabotages them, and then writes angry songs about it."
Family Guy
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