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Clips from Family Guy - Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date (S15E15)

"I just wish I could talk to her."
Family Guy
"Well, why can't we? She has a house in Rhode Island."
Family Guy
"We could go today."
Family Guy
"(gasps) Oh, my God, we can go today!"
Family Guy
"My schedule is wide-ass open!"
Family Guy
"Well, we can't just show up there."
Family Guy
"Why not? We've done crazier things before."
Family Guy
"Remember when we sent that tweet?"
Family Guy
"All right, you ready?"
Family Guy
"We're the Internet police!"
Family Guy
"You guys are going away for a long time."
Family Guy
"Hey, what are you in for?"
Family Guy
"I said Caitlyn Jenner wasn't brave and beautiful."
Family Guy
"Brian, there's some bad people in here."
Family Guy
"Hey, what's up? I'm just going to Quahog Stadium."
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"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"Pretty great, right?"
Family Guy
"It is! It really is!"
Family Guy
"Hey, you ever go in a hot tub when it's snowing outside?"
Family Guy
"We got a socko tune for you, Taylor."
Family Guy
"Hit it, Morty!"
Family Guy
"(playing old-fashioned piano music)"
Family Guy
"♪ Lox and bagels and bagels and lox ♪"
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"♪ I like being a girl. ♪"
Family Guy
"What if we change "lox" to "boys""
Family Guy
"and "bagels" to "problems"?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's perfect."
Family Guy
"to "shake it off.""
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"Hi, Taylor."
Family Guy
"Chris? What are you guys doing here?"
Family Guy
"I wanted to talk to you."
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"Your house is way nicer than Anne Murray's."
Family Guy
"We broke in there, too."
Family Guy
"Taylor, why'd you write that song about me?"
Family Guy
"We do. I really like you, Chris."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. I always do this."
Family Guy
"I ruin relationships with nice guys and John Mayer"
Family Guy
"just so I can write songs about heartbreak and moving on."
Family Guy
"But don't you think that's unhealthy?"
Family Guy
"You're never gonna find a real relationship"
Family Guy
"if you keep doing this."
Family Guy
"Listen, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, Chris."
Family Guy
"Let me make it up to you."
Family Guy
"Why don't you guys all come to my show tonight as my guests?"
Family Guy
"Are you serious?!"
Family Guy
"Backstage with Taylor Swift?"
Family Guy
"Well, that'll be even cooler than when I was in that remake"
Family Guy
"of The Princess Bride with Bill Cosby."
Family Guy
"Now, one of these has the iocane powder, you see,"
Family Guy
"Hey, pal, where we heading again?"
Family Guy
"Just go down this dark alley."
Family Guy
"What the hell's going on?"
Family Guy
"This is what we do to Uber drivers in this town."
Family Guy
"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"Stop! Stop! Please stop!"
Family Guy
"The sound of your leather jackets is excruciating!"
Family Guy
"You can't just buy a phone and become a cab driver!"
Family Guy
"Stay back!"
Family Guy
"Where-where did you get that?"
Family Guy
"Judd Hirsch himself."
Family Guy
"I was a boy, no more than 11 or 12."
Family Guy
"Was on the side of the road."
Family Guy
"Man with a hat pulled up next to me."
Family Guy
"Said I reminded him of him when he was my age."
Family Guy
"I was just a boy husking corn."
Family Guy
"just to keep the lights on."
Family Guy
"while I was telling my fake Judd Hirsch story."
Family Guy
"(upbeat pop music playing)"
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"(crowd cheering)"
Family Guy
"It's about my boyfriend Chris."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I'm pretty and I'm rich and I'm in love ♪"
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"♪ Me Taylor ♪"
Family Guy
"Wow, they hate it."
Family Guy
"This stinks!"
Family Guy
"Why were they being so mean to you?"
Family Guy
"But I don't care if they like it, Chris."
Family Guy
"I'm happy with you."
Family Guy
"But it doesn't seem like your fans like this"
Family Guy
"new happy Taylor."
Family Guy
"Are you willing to risk losing them"
Family Guy
"and jeopardize your career and your art just for us?"
Family Guy
"I think I am."
Family Guy
"(crowd booing, clamoring)"
Family Guy
"Oh, well, I don't know if am."
Family Guy
"What? What are you saying?"
Family Guy
"Taylor Swift, you are a spoiled ostrich-legged,"
Family Guy
"no talent, big-footed freak."
Family Guy
"All your songs sound the same."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Chris."
Family Guy
"This next song is about my dumb ex-boyfriend,"
Family Guy
"who either mistreated me, cheated on me"
Family Guy
"Wow, Chris, that was really nice of you."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I guess."
Family Guy
"No one will ever be close to as good as her,"
Family Guy
"but we'll find you someone."
Family Guy
"What about, like, a motorcycle lady?"
Family Guy
"You know, like an old gal?"
Family Guy
"Her grandchildren call her by her first name?"
Family Guy
"Let's get out of here. I called us an Uber."
Family Guy
"(slurring): How many tooths is not enough tooths?"
Family Guy
"Well, kids, your father may have gotten beat up,"
Family Guy
"but Uber's still a great job"
Family Guy
"for anyone afraid to sell their blood."
Family Guy
"And, Chris, I'm sorry it didn't work out"
Family Guy
"with you and Taylor Swift."
Family Guy
"I think we're all sorry about that, Brian,"
Family Guy
"Chris Griffin, Stewie and Brian,"
Family Guy
"Cleveland Brown and his band of Brown Renown."
Family Guy
"Hey, we'll see you down in Brown Town, huh, Cleveland?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I ain't even gonna go there, Peter."
Family Guy
"(plays slide note)"
Family Guy
"Didn't have time for him tonight,"
Family Guy
"but let's see if we can get him back next week"
Family Guy
"when Amanda Peet will be here with stand-up Dom Irrera."
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"(fanfare plays)"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"(no audio)"
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"(rock music playing)"
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"♪ I've met the guy that I've been dreaming of ♪"
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