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Clips from Friends - The One with All the Jealousy (S03E03)

"It's okay. Rachel knows."
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"Yeah, but even so... Ha, ha."
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"I can't help it. I'm just crazy about you."
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"Oh, that is so sweet."
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"MARK: Okay, okay."
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"I know I'm Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough."
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"I see you walking around, and I just wanna touch and hold you."
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"- Aw. - Come on, no one's around. Just kiss me."
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"- All right, that's it. Get off. Get off of her. - What is going on?"
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"What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on."
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"Ross."
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"Hi, Rach."
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"Listen, Joey, I got a problem. I just got a call from my dance captain."
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"He's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island."
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"So does that mean the audition's off?"
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"Listen, Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience..."
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"...I want you to take these dancers and teach them the combination."
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"What?"
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"Oh, Joey, come on, it's easy."
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"You know, it's hand, hand, head, head..."
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"...up, pas de bourrée, pas de bourrée..."
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"...big turn here, rond de jambe, sissonne, sissonne..."
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"...slide, step, step..."
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"So that's steppity-step and jazz hands."
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"Have fun."
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"Bye."
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"- What are you wrapping? - Oh."
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"Look what I got Julio."
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"- Yeah, it's a vase. - Yeah."
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"Just like the one in the poem."
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"Yeah, well, not exactly like the one in the poem."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh."
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"- So I'm just an empty vase, huh? - What?"
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"So I don't read as many important books as you do."
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"I don't write poems that seem to be about one thing but are about something else."
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"And you know what? I get excited about stupid stuff..."
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"...like when my People magazine comes on Saturday..."
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"...and the new Hold Everything catalog."
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"But that does not mean I'm empty."
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"I care about things. I care about my friends and family."
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"You have no right to make that judgment about me."
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"- You don't even know me. - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"The poem is not about you."
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"- What? - "The Empty Vase" is not about you."
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"My baby preciosa."
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"You make me so sad that you would think this."
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"- I'm sorry. It's... My friend Phoebe said... JULIO: No, it's..."
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"It's about all women."
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"Well, heh, all American women."
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"You feel better now?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"All right, let's do it."
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"[UPBEAT SHOW TUNE PLAYING ON PIANO]"
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"No, no, no."
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"What was that?"
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"I know, it's the best I could get out of them."
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"- Well, people. - People, people, people."
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"Let's try it again. And this time, let's everybody watch Joey."
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"Show them how it's done."
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"Count it off, Mack."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. Look what I got."
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"- See, she's fully dressed, right? - Right."
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"And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked."
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"And then you click it again and she's dressed."
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"She's window shopping, and, oh, oh, oh, she's naked."
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"Hi."
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"Hello."
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"You know what? I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen."
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"I'm sorry. I was an idiot."
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"- A big idiot. - A big idiot. Heh."
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"It's just, you have to realize, this whole Mark thing is really hard for me."
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"Honey, why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now."
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"Well, I was with Carol for like eight years, and I lost her."
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"And now, if it's possible, I think I love you even more."
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"So it's hard for me to believe I'm not gonna..."
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"Well, that someone else isn't gonna take you away."
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"Honey, that's very sweet."
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"...and trust each other, like we do..."
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"...there's no reason to be jealous."
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"I gotta get going. Bye, Chandler."
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"Oh, okay, Ross."
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"Listen, this pen's getting kind of boring, so can you pick me up some porn?"
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"- Where you going? - I've gotta go pick up Ben."
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"Oh. With who?"
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"Just this woman I met last night at the party."
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"There was a woman at?"
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"The stripper?"
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"Yeah."
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"You have a playdate with a stripper?"
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"Man, I gotta get a kid."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"We started talking after she, you know, did her thing..."
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"...and it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age."
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"So we're gonna take the kids to a Gymboree class."
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"- Meh. RACHEL: Oh."
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"- Is that okay? - Sure. Is she married?"
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"- No. - Huh."
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"Are you jealous?"
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"No. You know, I just don't see why she has to play with you, that's all."
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"...have any other stripper-mom friends of her own?"
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"- You are totally jealous. - Ugh. I'm not jealous, all right?"
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"...um, people feeling certain things..."
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"...you know, about..."
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"...strippers. - Oh."
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"- And, you know... And, um... I... Ugh. - Honey, I love you too."
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"- Bye. - Wait, wait, wait."
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"What?"
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"Well, there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours, you know?"
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"- Yeah. - Ha, ha."
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"Either that or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper."
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"Is there a Julio here?"
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"I am Julio."
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"[SCATTING]"
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"[SINGING] Mr. Pretentious"
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"You think there's no one finer"
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"Well, your poems are unpublished And you work in a diner"
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