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Clips from Silicon Valley - Customer Service (S04E04)

"Fuck. We had a merge error."
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"I wonder what kind of weird shit you get into."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?"
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"I'm just looking at your very embarrassing personal information."
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"If you've taken one fucking selfie, I will find it."
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"Jared: Okay, guys, we've got to calm down."
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"Okay? Look at this. This is not where we wanna be."
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"Let's... Let's take a deep breath,"
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"and let's just be cool and put our phones down."
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"I'll put it down once he stops touching it."
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"- Okay. Great. - (clatters)"
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"- If he can do it... - No. No, no, no, no, no."
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"No, you didn't. Fuck you."
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"(sighs)"
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"Are those almond poppy seed muffins or lemon poppy seed muffins?"
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"It's been a..."
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"Hey, are you sitting here?"
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"Sorry. He didn't tell us who he was inviting to the meeting."
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"- He just said it was a bunch of us. - How many are we?"
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"Sequoia and Greylock, maybe a few more for this round."
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"Jeff from Index Ventures."
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"You brought swag to a pitch meeting?"
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"- I don't know who that is. - (laughter)"
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"- (laughter) - Bream-Hall?"
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"but you're not supposed to be at this table."
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"I don't know who you think you are,"
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"but men aren't supposed to grow tits,"
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"Who the fuck are you?"
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"I'm fucking Erlich Bachman."
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"Who the fuck are you?"
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"I'm Keenan Feldspar."
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"And I like the balls on you."
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"(laughs)"
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"Get outta there! I wanna sit next to this guy!"
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"Yeah. (chuckles)"
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"Oh, man! Nice swag!"
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"Oh. Yeah, they, um, shut the AC off after midnight."
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"Oh."
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"The things this company goes through to save a dime."
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"- Well, classic Melcher. - (both chuckle)"
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"- Liz? - Huh?"
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"Okay, I don't want to pry,"
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"It's just for the past few hours, you've been a little, um..."
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"- checked out. - Uh, I'm just..."
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"What?"
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"- I don't think you do. - I do. Trust me, I do."
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"Okay, I bet someone in your position"
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"But, Liz..."
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"what about right now you just... leap before you look?"
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"Oh."
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"but I'm gonna go ahead and say"
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"that I'll bet there's a piece of you deep down inside"
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"that... knows this is a good idea."
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"It's new, it's exciting."
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"I mean, by God, Liz, this is the most durable,"
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"(both moan)"
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"- Whoa. - Uh..."
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"(both moaning)"
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"(Richard yelps, grunts)"
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"(chuckles) I'm sure it was magnificent."
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"I get pissed at Erlich for not keeping it in his pants,"
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"Shit. I mean, Dan's gonna find out."
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"He's gonna fucking kill me, then the deal's gonna fall through."
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"Hey, hey. We can get through this."
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"- Yeah. - All right. First, I need some details."
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"No, no, I barely know her."
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"Then, we just need to extricate you from this situation."
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"- Okay. - Now, it's not gonna be easy,"
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"Jared, I... I don't think that that's..."
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"Richard, this is no time for false humility."
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"so you just walk into that office"
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"and... and you look her in the eyes, and you say..."
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"- Mm-hmm? - "Listen, baby..."
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""you're getting hitched, and... and I..."
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"was born to roam.""
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"- "Born to roam"? - (door opens)"
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"Hey, Jared, did I miss any calls?"
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"Uh... sorry."
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"Nope. No calls."
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"I need to call Tara."
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"Okay, but I..."
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"It might be sexual in nature."
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"- Monica, this salient... - Mmm?"
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"Ladies."
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"I believe the answer to that question..."
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"- Holy shit. Is that... - Keenan Feldspar? Yes."
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"Oh, it is. I tested the prototype last night at his house."
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"We got quite drunk."
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"What exactly is he doing in our waiting area?"
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"Well, Laurie, he's waiting..."
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"upon my instruction."
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"Imagine..."
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"landing the biggest whale in the Valley..."
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"before you launch your firm."
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"All right. The new build is done."
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"I felt like Gibraltar in World War II,"
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"What's the problem?"
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"What don't you know?"
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"Well, you seem a bit eager to resolve the situation."
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"You're almost anxious."
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"- It's a new color on you. - A new color on you would be..."
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"Bah, bah, bah. Even as you try and make a boring, racist comment,"
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"you can't keep your eyes off my phone."
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"and if you look at it, you will mock me endlessly and without mercy."
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"so I have nothing to lose"
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"I hear you, and yet..."
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"Sure."
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"You sure you don't care?"
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"Okay. (chuckles)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Ah! Ugh. Fuck!"
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"- Give me the phone. - Dinesh."
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"Sorry."
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"I don't think so. How do you figure?"
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"I don't even need to know what it is."
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"My phone may be in the toilet, but..."
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"- but I win. - No, you don't."
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"Because you'll never know what was on there..."
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"Nuh-uh! I win! I win!"
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"Shut up, Jared."
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