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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Sweetums (S02E02)

"Hi, I'm Tom Haverford. I work at the Parks Department."
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"Justin's my savior. He's like an issue of GQ that's come to life."
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"You look like Encyclopedia Brown."
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"Try it without the gloves."
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"Dragon? Serpent?"
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"It's horrible."
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"And we are so excited about our new partnership with the Parks Department."
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"When you think of Pawnee, you think of Sweetums."
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"And that's why we'll be debuting our new healthy energy bar, NutriYums."
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"Hi, I'm Nick Newport, Jr., CEO of Sweetums."
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"Sorry, Shoelace. We don't make NutriYums for dogs. Yet."
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"Shoelace."
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"Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set."
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"Drop in another token, take a walk."
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"Because I was checking out that pickup truck of yours, and that ride is pimped!"
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"Yeah, so, listen, I need to move some stuff this weekend"
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"Just some odds and ends."
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"so, yes. I'll help you. My boy!"
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"I hate having a pickup truck."
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"this weekend. Can I help you move?"
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"you told me you'd rather watch a sex tape of your grandparents."
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"Ready to go? Yes."
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"You carry that with you all the time?"
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"Swansons have a preternaturally high tolerance for alcohol."
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"one hour."
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"The dealer really has an advantage. That's what I get the most from this."
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"Hey, Ron."
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"Beautiful. But wait, there's more."
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"Here are some photographs of me drinking the whiskey."
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"I feel like I'm in a spa."
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"So, I got my truck all cleaned out and ready to go for tomorrow."
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"I'm not a mover!"
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"The time is now."
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"Hmm."
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"They are terrific."
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"Andy, you're fine, but you're simple."
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"Who just put 100 of these in their body?"
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"They're healthy!"
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"Holy God. No, they're not, they're terrible for you."
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"Yeah, but look at the ingredients. "High-fructose corn syrup, corn syrup.""
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"That makes sense. They're gonna crash soon,"
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"But Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in America."
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"They're just husky, big-boned, plus-sized chunk monsters."
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"I call them like I see them."
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"Leslie? Yeah?"
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"Let's get some almonds in you, okay?"
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"Back to work."
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"Yeah, well, let's take them both. We might find something interesting."
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"Just walk out. They have sensors!"
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"Just check them out. It's free."
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"Are they finally teaching you Parks people how to read?"
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"Ann, grab the movie! Go, go, go, go!"
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"So, you guys all good with the Sweetums concession-stand deal?"
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"Paul, can I have a sidebar with Ron?"
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"I guess."
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"I care about the people's right to consume whatever they want."
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"No."
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"That way we won't be liable."
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"There's no point. It's a home run for the city."
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"No, I think she's right. It's a good cover-our-ass move."
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"Leslie, why must you stick your nose into everyone else's business?"
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"You said it was just odds and ends."
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"And the plasma TV."
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"I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor cleaning robots."
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"What's so bad about corn syrup?"
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"It's natural. Corn's a fruit."
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"Well, the point is, my friend thinks you're cute."
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"Yeah, that's not gonna happen."
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"I think we ought to throw those bars out"
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"and eat ham-and-mayonnaise sandwiches."
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"No. Ham and mayonnaise!"
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"No, no, no, no. ALL: Ham and mayonnaise!"
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"Ham and mayonnaise! Ham and mayonnaise!"
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"Oh, God. I can't believe you do this every week."
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"How much is the next-day shipping?"
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"and no scallions on it, please."
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"Just for one person, yeah. Just one."
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"Yeah, I saw Mark carrying, like, three boxes. That dude is strong."
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"Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Move."
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"Sorry, Shoelace. We don't make NutriYums for dogs. Yet."
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"I guess that about says it all."
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"You know, it doesn't, actually."
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"Corn syrup is natural, and it's fine in moderation."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Nick Newport, Jr!"
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"I got the little robot to play Dave Matthews."
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"See you. Later, bro."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"And sausage, 'cause I am brown and spicy."
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"Okay, all right. Well, I will see you around, I guess."
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"That was an accident."
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"You killed him!"
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"at taxpayer expense, raise your hands."
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"And all those in favor of letting this heartless corporation, Sweetums,"
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"stuff your children with sugary crap, raise your hand."
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"You know what? We did our job."
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"Look, we'll get it fixed and I'll see you Monday."
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"and I can't move into my place until Monday now."
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"I got it."
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"Then on Monday, pack it back up,"
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"Hey, bro, wanna go get our grub on?"
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"Totes, bro. Wings and brews!"
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"maybe listen to Blues Traveler?"
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"I'm not hungry."
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"I said, "Of course I remember you. You're Chastity, right?""
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"I call this "turf and turf.""
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"Also, whiskey and a cigar."
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"No cigars inside, sir."
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"It's freezing outside, so I will not be smoking this cigar."
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"If you're gonna drink, you should use it, okay? I'm gonna head out."
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"and although I've already written your eulogy,"
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"The first line, by the way?"
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"Yeah, and it gets better from there."
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"I can't. I'm kind of busy."
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"Oh, that's lame. Tomorrow?"
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"Maybe. I don't know."
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"Okay. Bye."
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"Just kidding! I don't fall!"
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"What are you eating?"
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"I am sorry."
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