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Clips from Scrubs - My Mirror Image (S06E06)

"had gotten such a raw deal,"
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"I realized how easy it was for doctors to see themselves"
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"in their patients."
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"My anger not only cost me my health,"
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"You're killing me."
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"... or the choices they didn't make."
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"That I never did the things I really wanted to do."
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"Either way, it forces you to face your problems head-on."
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"You know what, Kim, I don't think I can handle this right now."
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"Oh, okay, yeah. That's great."
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"Heads up."
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"at Lincoln Middle School on 18th Street."
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"J.D.: I can't believe he got that."
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"Traitor!"
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"ALL: Upside-down, the lily-padded go-cart..."
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"Space-wasters, why haven't any of you"
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"Hey, let's try to use our inside voice around the interns."
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"We don't want to scare them."
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"Oh, Elliot snapped a little and decided the interns were her babies."
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"Oops, Jakey."
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"Why doesn't Elliot have a freshly-ripped new one, right now?"
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"I am done with anger."
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"Your sarcasm is wasted on me, you giant pregnant beast."
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"Counter."
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"I filled it with blue Gatorade."
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"Say, since we're small-talking, let me ask you a question."
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"Do you have regrets about the way you lived your life?"
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"Come on, be straight with me. Do you think I'm wasting my life?"
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"Let's cut to the chase, freak show."
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"If you're a 44-year-old man wearing a jumpsuit"
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"Good talk."
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"Dude, what the hell am I supposed to tell Kim"
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"when she asks why I drove off like that?"
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"Tell her you hate white chicks, and then when she says,"
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"Then she'll laugh and forget why she was mad at you."
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"You have no idea what I'm going through."
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"Yeah, that you planned, with your wife,"
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"It's Juanita, Turk!"
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"Carla's middle name is Juanita!"
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"I knew it was something Puerto Rican!"
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"What if Kim and I don't end up together?"
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"Okay, I already have enough trouble meeting girls."
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"Can you imagine it now?"
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""Hey, how you doing? I'm J.D. And this little bugger right here"
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""already hates you for not being his real mommy.""
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""Wanna get freaky? I'm apparently very fertile.""
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"My life has changed forever."
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"You wanna be like everybody else and say, "Everything's gonna be just fine.""
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"are roughly on a par with me finding the Loch Ness monster"
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"in my bathtub!"
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"Hi, honey!"
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"Don't even say a word."
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"If it isn't my beautiful bride, Carla Juanita Espinosa."
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"I am going to kill J.D."
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"but, as Chief of Medicine"
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"I feel obligated to ask you about your relationship with Dr. Briggs."
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"Was she naughty? I bet she's a hellcat."
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"It's better up here."
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"J.D.: Oh, man, this just sucks."
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"We're gonna have to start chemo right away."
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"we had the courage to be."
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"Just you watch."
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"Right then, I knew exactly what I had to do,"
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"come hell or high water."
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"Juanita, huh? Well, you can Juanita this right there!"
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"- What the hell? - It's now or never."
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"Are you going to let me down any time soon?"
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"Not until you spend a little time acting like a flag."
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"learned nothing from this experience."
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"He may always be angry at work,"
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"Oh, that's okay because we've got your favorite yogurt."
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"As for me, I finally came through, even if it was a little late."
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"Jesus Take the Wheel, by Carrie Underwood."
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"But that's all you get for the rest of the year, Todd."
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"Teddy boy!"
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"Right, Keith?"
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"I don't think I've ever seen the inside of your apartment before."
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"Turn that damn thing off!"
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"All right, that's enough!"
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"I have seen Les Mis over a dozen times,"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"I was dancing."
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"Ted, please!"
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"catch a parrot somehow, slap on an eye-patch,"
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"And so it begins, again."
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"Oh, come on, you've gotta focus on the positives."
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"J.D. Needs us right now, okay. So, this is what we're gonna do."
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"Maybe we can chat about how everyone in this frickin' hospital,"
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"Gather around, doomed new interns who just paged me."
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"but we counted nine."
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"(ALL CHUCKLING)"
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"We're having a second baby."
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"Mrs. Zeebee, I know that we were hoping"
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"Oh, we can't start the surgery until the troopers find your foot."
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"And, honestly, aside from having to, by law,"
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"That was the bed remote."
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"No, I do. I find it gets the ladies going,"
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"got a chance to enter the village,"
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"there was a air strike"
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"(ALL SNIGGERING)"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"- Start a family, see the world... - Punch a whale."
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"Down he went, like Liston."
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"There you are. You ready to grab some lunch so that we can talk?"
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"Have you seen J.D.?"
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"(YELLING)"
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"This is an anger-free zone."
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"(GROANING)"
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"because the odds of you ever actually having a baby"
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"I can't hear the TV."
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"(STAMMERING)"
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"- Get help, sir. - Never mind."
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"You know what? I'm gonna get through this."
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"I got your Juanita."
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"I don't want hot dogs."
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"- Can we talk? - That would be great."
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"Yo, Elliot, what's your ringtone?"
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"Please, I'll be fine."
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"Why don't you show Old Glory a little respect and snap off a salute?"
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