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Clips from Scrubs - My Mirror Image (S06E06)

"We're at war, my friend. All American flags are on back-order."
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"but he had learned to control himself when it counts."
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"Come on, buddy, please pick up."
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"Apparently, they served spaghetti for lunch,"
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"Any idea where he is?"
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"I'm pretty sure."
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"Call, Turk."
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"if I was married to one of you guys."
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"other than me, is having a baby."
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"Okay, on the night of said conception,"
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"you never actually had sex with her?"
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"I didn't want to get her pregnant."
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"The most important thing to remember when you see yourself"
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"go to work with a caulk gun, seal her up, make her water-tight."
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"No, I didn't have a condom."
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"Is that going to be like the time you quit drinking?"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"and you are not climbing into the cockpit of a rocket ship,"
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"Every single one of you is gonna run laps around the hallways"
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"Mrs. Zeebee, unfortunately the cancer isn't localized just to your breast."
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"J.D.: As for me, I spent my free time"
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"You know what else is pretty classic? When the coffee guy asks for money,"
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"(PAGER BEEPING)"
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"When am I going into surgery?"
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"I don't have any anger issues."
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"It cost me damn near everything."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"Kim and I nuded up and, the dirty talk began"
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"- Hell, yeah. - All right, all right!"
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"Okay, I'll see you at lunch."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"New ways to torture that guy. See?"
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"and I trick him into marrying me?"
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"'Cause that was the longest 20 minutes of my life."
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"Really? Because the last time I checked, I was having a kid, too."
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"Mr. Slydell's ulcer perforated and he bled out. He's dead."
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"(GROANING)"
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"till I say stop."
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"You be careful, you're walking for two."
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