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Clips from Scrubs - My Changing Ways (S04E04)

"If you need some happy pills, they're in the top drawer."
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"- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah."
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"Your hook shot knocked you unconscious,"
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"so I laid down next to you so everyone would think we were chillin'."
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"Oh, thanks, SCB. By the way, I should tell you something:"
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"Someone stole a whole case of laxatives from the supply closet."
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"Let's say my mom."
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"As a doctor, you get good at piecing things together."
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"Free pie? Hell, yeah."
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"I can't believe you two have lived together for 12 years."
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"Do you remember our first day together?"
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"Yo, they call me Chris One. What's the dealio?"
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"Welcome to our lair. I'm an eighth-level ogre magi with invisibility,"
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"You were such a dork."
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"- I'm glad nothing else is changing. - This is the time of year"
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"J.D. And I just took positions as staff internists."
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"- Was that what you wanted? - There was a fellowship"
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"Out of my way! I got a doozy of a two-sie!"
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"All right, then. Before we jump into rounds,"
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"No matter how badly you want to get freaky with Karen,"
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"that's just not going to happen. Here's why:"
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"She thinks you have the body of a foetus."
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"Come here, boy! Come on, Rowdy!"
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"Whoever Rowdy goes to gets to keep him."
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"Rowdy, if you come to me, I'll scratch your special region."
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"and defrosted our dinner with your sweaty hands for a joke?"
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"Yeah, we did."
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"He's mine."
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"I don't interview well. The reason I didn't get into Harvard."
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"The professor asked me what I hoped to accomplish, my nose bled"
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"How many people do you have to talk to while peeing"
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"I have passion for the work you're doing."
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"I've heard you're amazing, and I would be honoured to work with you."
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"- Have a great day, honey. - You have even a better one, you."
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"You do it! Yeah, yeah. You have even a better one."
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"Perry, I get the feeling something is bothering you."
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"Bob, people have a private life, and people have a professional life,"
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"other than that you treat your wife like a dog,"
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"Aces. And I'm guessing that's because his significant other..."
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"the shop all day, telling him just exactly what colour is in this season,"
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"or showing all of the other employees that he is not the boss of his own life."
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"You see, the woman is everywhere."
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"when I work out in the car on the way to work,"
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"I can't seem to get away from her,"
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"and that used to be fine when she came for five minutes"
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"How could you not see this coming?"
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"Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the showerhead?!"
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"Did you do it? Did you?!"
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"blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass,"
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"Hooch is crazy."
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"I'm gonna miss this kind of stuff."
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"We won't be staying up planning anything as genius as the soup shower."
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"This is the end of an era, Super Choc."
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"that represent how we feel and glue them into a collage?"
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"- Hell, no. - Can we drink beers and reminisce?"
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"when you were rollin' with the big dog as your roommate, you know?"
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"Maybe Jake shouldn't have pushed you into that interview."
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"Maybe I should've covered my mouth when I sneezed blood."
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"Oh, my God, you're right."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- What's up? - I have a headache."
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"I was just thinking about this little boy in here."
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"He's only eight, and he's terminal."
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"I hope his parents spent as much time with him as they could."
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"You're here one minute, and then the next, you're..."
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"J.D., I got a mondo 82-inch pizza with our names on it!"
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"Dude! It's hu..."
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"What the hell? We're supposed to hang, and all of a sudden you moved out?"
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"It's hard to hide your emotions in front of people who know you well."
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"Or don't."
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"Hello."
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"Like excitement about a new job..."
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"I don't know. I figured it wasn't that big a deal."
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"Hey, I'm pretty tired from the move, so I'm probably just gonna crash."
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"Hello, there, Chocolate Bear Two."
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"I replaced your arse."
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"By the by, Johnny told me that you were responsible"
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"for my brothy shower the other day."
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"If it happens again,"
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"I'm gonna take one of your fingers."
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"may seem harmless, but as a result, she's been stealing all my sports bras."
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"But if I wanna jump up and down again this week,"
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"Well, clue me in, stud. That was Creepy Carl. He runs an upskirt website."
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"Oh, yeah, Ted. I moved the file cabinet."
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"I'm gonna miss this office."
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"Why? It smells like that odd combo of flop sweat, hopelessness and feet."
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"I guess this stupid job made me feel valid again. You know?"
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"he's been on an IV drip for 36 hours."
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"Maybe it's too much to expect a friend to sense you're upset"
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"Listen, Jordan, I've been incredibly insensitive."
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"Turk!"
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"Hooch is crazy."
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""I'm at the hospital"?"
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"Who else thinks they're faster than me, huh?"
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"Yo, Hooch is seriously crazy."
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"with my mom or brother. He doesn't tell me what to do."
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"but I was gonna cos I wanted to ask if I should wear heels or flats"
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"when we celebrate my new job tonight."
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"I thought you were staying, OK?"
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"I get really close to someone, and they move on."
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"I don't want to be 50 making friends with the new 25-year-old interns."
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"They'll make fun of me when we go dancing."
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"Not if I go with you."
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"Look at him. What an angel."
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"that I truly doubt is 100 percent human, but..."
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"but for the last 12 years, you've practically been like my wife."
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"I'm sorta like odd and geeky and..."
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"...you've always sort of validated me."
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"J.D., you're just moving out."
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"Well, say things will be the same."
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"Things are gonna be different."
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"But different doesn't always mean bad."
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"- OK. - All right."
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"No better pick-me-up than a nice slice of Mom's pie."
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"Why are you so obsessed with this?"
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"was rushing out of me, it got me thinking."
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"Like when a new person comes into the hospital to stay..."
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"My office keys, Ted."
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"You'll meet me out later, right?"
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"... or an old friend leaves for good."
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