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Clips from The Office - Downsize (S01E01)

"That's its home. Leave it there."
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"See you later."
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"I don't know what source your little bird is... from..."
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"Or I could just apply for another job."
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"Can you promise that?"
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"It was just that I was in the meeting with Jennifer,"
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"and she said it could be this branch that gets the chop."
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"He does."
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"- you asked them. - Put your hand down."
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"No, I need to know I'm assistant regional manager."
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"You've seen the vibe."
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"Chilled out."
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"Come in."
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"Um..."
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"Why?"
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"- Oh, got your bible on you, Ricky? - No."
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"- Are you serious? - Yeah."
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"or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No."
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"So..."
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"Especially that one. He's mental."
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"Ooh, kinky!"
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"All right you give me a sum then."
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"of meetings."
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"I'm not worried for me. I'll be all right."
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"To make the little things in the end of joints..."
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"It's the brentmeister general."
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"I'm just pushing stuff off my desk. I cant concentrate."
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"- Hi, mate. - Hi, sweetheart."
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"Then why isn't it in my hand?"
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"David."
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"Popcorn. Ben Elton."
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"David Brent, I presume!"
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"What is in here?"
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"I mean, we play hard."
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""You're such a laugh. You get the best out of us." and I go..."
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"he came to me and he went, "Mr. Brent, will you be godfather to my child?""
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"Not literally, obviously, that wouldn't work."
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"I couldn't give a shit."
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"Has he passed his forklift driver's test? He gives the tests."
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"No, I won't."
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"You know, getting a little bit personal."
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"They're going, "who's that nutter?" "That's my boss.""
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"I don't trust the way it moves."
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"and you can't muck about there - thats one of the rules."
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"- Ricky? - Yeah."
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"I know you're the man for the job."
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"Is it the building?"
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"Right. I know you're not there."
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"Uh..."
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"I'm a sales rep, which means that my job is to speak to clients on the phone"
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"about quantity and type of paper,"
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"- Ok. No problem. - This does, however, mean..."
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"- that there are going to be redundancies. - Oh I see."
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"No. Under this regime, Jenny, this will not leave the office."
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"She said you were a good laugh and, you know..."
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"- This is the recycling bin. - Right."
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"Mr Davis, can I call you back? Something's come up."
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"It's run out of batteries."
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"- A wreck... - I've got some photos."
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"Here we go. Always like this."
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"Trifling."
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"You should put him in custard-y!"
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"Terrifying."
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"I've just got a complaint from a very important client,"
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"I will slit my throat."
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"- Hands up if you trust me. - You don't..."
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"It's so... sorry, mate, what do you want?"
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"this is stupid!"
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"That's no different. You can't do anything with your hair at all!"
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"This is Sanj. This is Ricky."
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"- Um... - paki?"
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